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Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 11:48 AM
Remeber all those creepy pictures of Val and Dozer romping in the sack with that picture of Phil?

Now, Val goes to Buffalo this weekend for no apparent reason, no calling of the minions......

Isn't Dozer there too?

:naughty: :hump: :val: :dozer:

The last buffalo fan
09-03-2007, 11:51 AM
Yes, he is. I like this relationship alot, he is like Valerie's oldest sister.

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 11:53 AM
Yes, he is. I like this relationship alot, he is like Valerie's oldest sister.
Yes he is.

tat2dmike77
09-03-2007, 11:55 AM
THE DOUBLE TEAM

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 11:58 AM
Wonder if he hit her with the shocker yet?

chernobylwraiths
09-03-2007, 12:14 PM
She's in Buffalo?!

:sadwalk:

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 12:19 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showpost.php?p=2084018&postcount=18


About a week ago. I was supposed to go to Virginia Beach this weekend to run a half marathon but because of my stress fracture, I'm not in shape to run and I don't think I'm going to be allowed to run 13 miles. So I figured I already have the time off and I decided to take a trip to Buffalo. :) Are you going, Hammerbills?

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 12:24 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showpost.php?p=2084602&postcount=68


Sorry for your troubles, Dozer. I'll keep both you and Dazy in my prayers. God has a funny way of making things work out for the best. I hope you find the happiness and love that you are looking for.

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 12:25 PM
Boy, if you think someting is going on, that "ask Dozer" thread is very creepy.

chernobylwraiths
09-03-2007, 12:26 PM
I didn't even go to that chicken wing festival thread.

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 12:28 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showpost.php?p=2084655&postcount=84


Okay, I've got a question for Dozer, do you think divorce will sour you on marriage or do you think if you find the right person you'll be open to getting married again?

:eek:

The last buffalo fan
09-03-2007, 12:37 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showpost.php?p=2084655&postcount=84



:eek:

Slow down, mother flower. :snicker2:

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 12:38 PM
Slow down, mother flower. :snicker2:
No kidding.

The last buffalo fan
09-03-2007, 12:41 PM
So, she wants to :humpbangecharpiquete: Dozer?

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 12:43 PM
So much for saving herself for marriage. :rolleyes:

The last buffalo fan
09-03-2007, 12:49 PM
I can :supper: her anyday, she is hot!! :hump:

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 12:52 PM
I didn't think mexican men did that sort of thing.

tat2dmike77
09-03-2007, 12:58 PM
I can :supper: her anyday, she is hot!! :hump:

Better drink a bottle of jose first

kinigirly
09-03-2007, 01:00 PM
did you ever see that simpsons episode where homer puts conspiracy theories on his webpage, and ends up getting kidnapped and sent to the island by the government over the flu shots? that's all i have to say about that

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 01:04 PM
did you ever see that simpsons episode where homer puts conspiracy theories on his webpage, and ends up getting kidnapped and sent to the island by the government over the flu shots? that's all i have to say about that
C'mon baby.

Val doesn't make a road trip without a major announcement and a call out to her minions. This was almost under the radar.

The last buffalo fan
09-03-2007, 01:22 PM
Better drink a bottle of jose first

She is hot, so there is no need of alcohol here, but thanks for the advice, Compa.

LtBillsFan66
09-03-2007, 03:39 PM
I think you're on to something EE.

LtBillsFan66
09-03-2007, 03:40 PM
Will this tryst lead to a minion revolt?

The last buffalo fan
09-03-2007, 04:12 PM
EE has the balls, but not the smarts.

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 04:14 PM
EE has the balls, but not the smarts.
The story of my life, mi amigo. :ill:

The last buffalo fan
09-03-2007, 04:17 PM
The story of my life, mi amigo. :ill:

:sorry: man, I made a mistake. You got the smarts, but not the balls.

Is that way better?

The Jokeman
09-03-2007, 04:31 PM
OKay guys, here it is. Valerie came to Buffalo to see me as we have a sort of love-hate relationship. I know most of you are like who the ***** is this guy? Well incase you didn't know I was the guy that created the Flutie Haters website that introduced Valerie to Buffalo Bills fans message boards. Also as a Buffalonian I hate the Maple Leafs. Yet what we do share is a strong Catholic faith, an affection for country music not to mention an agreement that Jennifer Garth is attractive. Everything I just typed was the honest truth but second sentence. lol As to why Valerie came to Buffalo unannounced perhaps it would of been better to post or ask her of the sudden visit before rushing to judgement. I'm not trying to be overly critical here but just tossing in my two cents on the subject matter.

The last buffalo fan
09-03-2007, 04:37 PM
OKay guys, here it is. Valerie came to Buffalo to see me as we have a sort of love-hate relationship. I know most of you are like who the ***** is this guy? Well incase you didn't know I was the guy that created the Flutie Haters website that introduced Valerie to Buffalo Bills fans message boards. Also as a Buffalonian I hate the Maple Leafs. Yet what we do share is a strong Catholic faith, an affection for country music not to mention an agreement that Jennifer Garth is attractive. Everything I just typed was the honest truth but second sentence. lol As to why Valerie came to Buffalo unannounced perhaps it would of been better to post or ask her of the sudden visit before rushing to judgement. I'm not trying to be overly critical here but just tossing in my two cents on the subject matter.

You really are a joke, man.

The Jokeman
09-03-2007, 04:47 PM
You really are a joke, man.
and learn to take a joke, man. Again I'm not trying to make any enemies but seriously don't think the best forum (pun intended) to speculate about why she came to Buffalo unannounced. The truth is, I, like many here, care for Valerie and don't want to see her name dragged in the mud with speculation like this is all was trying to say. It's not a criticism of EE either as, while don't know him personally, he seems like a great guy from posts I've read by/about him. I have a feeling I might be over reading into things and this thread more in jest and that's why tried to roll with the punches a little in introducing myself to the group by sharing some details about me. Again it was all true except for why Valerie came to Buffalo, feel free to a quick search on me. I'll admit I have an offbeat sense of humor and might have been lost on you and again no hard feelings.

SABURZFAN
09-03-2007, 04:51 PM
i think Valerie tries to convert Dozer to religion.it works to a degree but she doesn't plan on Dozer moving to Utah,becoming Mormon,and be the proud owner of 11 wives.

shelby
09-03-2007, 05:43 PM
Conspiracy theory at its best.....Double E needs to return stateside, stat.

BlackMetalNinja
09-03-2007, 05:46 PM
Wow, somebody had a little too much time on their hands... Funny it comes from the one that likes to call other people stalkers too.

Earthquake Enyart
09-03-2007, 06:56 PM
Conspiracy theory at its best.....Double E needs to return stateside, stat.
Don't try to divert attention.

You know I'm on to something.

Valerie
09-03-2007, 09:24 PM
:lmao: OMG!!!! This is the funniest stuff I've read in a long time!!! lol Good stuff, Earthquake. You've got quite the imagination! I'm impressed! :10:

Jokeman, you are the BEST!!!! :bighug: The Flutie Haters Board will always be my favorite and I'm glad that we kept in touch! :heart:

As if I need to explain myself to any of you, yes, I flew into Buffalo, but I went out there to visit a college roommate of mine who lives in Webster. I had my ticket for the opener that I'm not going to and needed to use it. Southwest only flies into Buffalo, so my friend picked me up there. I was scheduled to run a 1/2 marathon in Virginia Beach but due to an unfortunate stress fracture in my hip, I was unable to properly train and not allowed to run under doctor's orders. I also went to the Buffalo Wing Fest with her and I met up with Churchie, Hammerbills, Kate (a friend of Hammerbills) and Phil. Dozer and his two friends met up with us at some point and then we all went out to a bar for a few drinks afterwards.

As for the pictures after the Leafs game. If you look at them closely, Dozer was fully clothed and so was I. He stayed in the hotel because I was throwing up and poor Hammerbills was beat up. It was a super crazy night and absolutely NOTHING happened!

While I appreciate the speculation, Earthquake, there really isn't any need for it. Thanks anyway! :) I hope this clears things up for you.

MikeInRoch
09-03-2007, 09:26 PM
Webster? Near Rochester?

Valerie
09-03-2007, 09:31 PM
Yes. She bought a house there a few years ago. She's lived there her whole life.

MikeInRoch
09-03-2007, 09:39 PM
Wow, right next door... I'm in Penfield.

Dr. Lecter
09-03-2007, 09:42 PM
Tell her to be careful of creepy looking guys hiding in her bushes late at night.

If I had been in town, I would have gone tothe WingFest with you Valerie.

MikeInRoch
09-03-2007, 09:49 PM
Don't give her any warnings! Come on!

Gunzlingr
09-04-2007, 09:39 AM
Wow, I think EE is on to something. At least it is more credible than any of Doomsday Patti's post or that zegezundheit video!!

Discotrish
09-04-2007, 09:50 AM
Can he compete with Brad?

Patti

Earthquake Enyart
09-04-2007, 10:01 AM
I know you have to keep it on the down low until the divorce clears, Val.

Valerie
09-04-2007, 10:01 AM
lol Probably not. Brad wears glasses and I have a thing for guys who wear glasses.

Valerie
09-04-2007, 10:02 AM
Earthquake, could you please call me Valerie and not Val? Thanks a bunch! :)

Earthquake Enyart
09-04-2007, 10:06 AM
What about all that time at the cottage, ValERIE?

Valerie
09-04-2007, 10:10 AM
My friend lives in a 3 bedroom house in Webster. I hardly call that a cottage. And we weren't there very much anyway.

Earthquake Enyart
09-04-2007, 10:17 AM
:cynic:

LtBillsFan66
09-04-2007, 10:23 AM
Val and Dozer make a good couple, IMO.

casdhf
09-04-2007, 10:40 AM
So Valerie has already broken a hip?

Dozerdog
09-04-2007, 10:43 AM
Val and Dozer make a good couple, IMO.You think so?


I'm moving some stuff this weekend to my basement apartment in DC- maybe I'll look her up if she's not busy!


Oh wait- I think she has that ******ed Rascall Flatts concert she's going to.


Nevermind

Valerie
09-04-2007, 11:08 AM
You think so?


I'm moving some stuff this weekend to my basement apartment in DC- maybe I'll look her up if she's not busy!


Oh wait- I think she has that ******ed Rascall Flatts concert she's going to.


Nevermind
Poolesville Day is Saturday if you want to come out for a bit. It's a lot of fun! :) It'll give you a break from moving. And it's Rascal (one L) Flatts! And they're NOT ******ed! They ROCK!!!!!!!!!! :band: :heart:

The last buffalo fan
09-04-2007, 11:15 AM
Living La Vida Loca!!! :xtreme:

Dr. Lecter
09-04-2007, 11:25 AM
Poolesville Day is Saturday if you want to come out for a bit. It's a lot of fun! :) It'll give you a break from moving. And it's Rascal (one L) Flatts! And they're NOT ******ed! They ROCK!!!!!!!!!! :band: :heart:

They are ******ed because you are missing the opener because of them. Some of us will miss you.

Earthquake Enyart
09-04-2007, 11:26 AM
I'm getting bombarded with PM with all kinds of stories.

mchurchfie
09-04-2007, 11:33 AM
Nothing looked fishy when I was there with them.

Valerie
09-04-2007, 11:34 AM
I'm getting bombarded with PM with all kinds of stories.
Why don't you share your PMs, Earthquake. :gossip: Since I only saw a few people, I'd like to know who's talking and what they're saying. I love all the speculation and gossip!

mybills
09-04-2007, 12:04 PM
If that were true, Valerie would've told me. :cynic:

Earthquake Enyart
09-04-2007, 12:24 PM
If that were true, Valerie would've told me. :cynic:
Puhlease. You'd be the last person they would tell.

ticatfan
09-04-2007, 12:46 PM
:popcorn:

Patrick76777
09-04-2007, 01:08 PM
Puhlease. You'd be the last person they would tell.


No doubt they're banging. Good for them.

tat2dmike77
09-04-2007, 01:17 PM
And it's Rascal (one L) Flatts! And they're NOT ******ed! They ROCK!!!!!!!!!!

No they are ******ed. A bunch of wanna be country ass f***s from columbus ohio. Yeah thats real country. And no they do not rock they suck the life force energy from people making their audience members ******ed and thinking that the noise they just listened to, which is about the same as listening to a cat have hot metal rod shoved up it's ass, rocks. There is no more country music it's just southern pop. Give someone a little twang in thier voice and it's country. Give me a break. Stop abusing your brain by listening to this crap. If really want to kill braincells but at a slower rate just become an alcoholic.

mybills
09-04-2007, 01:18 PM
They’re defiantly banging. Good for them.
:rofl:

THATHURMANATOR
09-04-2007, 01:18 PM
:bf1: Well said Mike! :bf1:

Patrick76777
09-04-2007, 01:34 PM
:rofl:


You know, it was a mispell, but it kinda works.

Valerie
09-04-2007, 01:42 PM
I'd still like to read some of these stories, Earthquake. How come you won't share them with me? You're so quick to make up your own story, why not share other posters stories?

LtBillsFan66
09-04-2007, 02:38 PM
Don't share them EE. Just leak a few details here and there.

Valerie
09-04-2007, 02:39 PM
Don't share them EE. Just leak a few details here and there.
I thought you of all people would be all for sharing PMs. Aren't you the one who doesn't believe in secret PMs and that everything should be out in the open?

LtBillsFan66
09-04-2007, 02:41 PM
I thought you of all people would be all for sharing PMs. Aren't you the one who doesn't believe in secret PMs and that everything should be out in the open?
It depends on the PM. I would never burn a source.

Valerie
09-04-2007, 02:43 PM
It depends on the PM. I would never burn a source.
He doesn't need to say who sent the PM, just post the contents.

LtBillsFan66
09-04-2007, 02:44 PM
He doesn't need to say who sent the PM, just post the contents.
I disagree.

Earthquake Enyart
09-04-2007, 02:48 PM
Don't share them EE. Just leak a few details here and there.
I've hit the nail on the head so far.

LtBillsFan66
09-04-2007, 02:51 PM
I've hit the nail on the head so far.
:up:

LtBillsFan66
09-04-2007, 02:51 PM
I heard some stuff a while back that never made any sense. Until now.

Earthquake Enyart
09-04-2007, 02:53 PM
Reread that "ask Dozer" thread.

It's downright creepy.

ticatfan
09-04-2007, 02:59 PM
:popcorn:

THATHURMANATOR
09-04-2007, 03:03 PM
I heard some stuff a while back that never made any sense. Until now.
Its all coming together!

Dozerdog
09-04-2007, 03:06 PM
Its all coming together!You missed a good wing fest Thurm!!!!

You blew it!

Dozerdog
09-04-2007, 03:09 PM
" The Mikeynator" - an opportunity to get the scoop but the snooze button got in the way :shakeno:

mchurchfie
09-04-2007, 03:43 PM
" The Mikeynator" - an opportunity to get the scoop but the snooze button got in the way :shakeno:
Even if he was there it would have blew right over his Big Noggin. It wouldn't even have dawned on him. he would have been too busy wolfing wings:D:

THATHURMANATOR
09-04-2007, 03:49 PM
You missed a good wing fest Thurm!!!!

You blew it!
Nothing I could do man. I was waiting all day for my buddy to come in as his flight was delayed.

THATHURMANATOR
09-04-2007, 03:49 PM
Even if he was there it would have blew right over his Big Noggin. It wouldn't even have dawned on him. he would have been too busy wolfing wings:D:
Good point sir... GOOD POINT!

The last buffalo fan
09-04-2007, 03:54 PM
Quote:
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Hit me, EE. Just leak on me a few times, here and there.
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I've hit the nail on the head so far.

:limp:

Dr. Lecter
09-04-2007, 04:00 PM
Does this mean Doer has to start wearing pink shirts and become a meterosexual?

Valerie
09-04-2007, 04:03 PM
Hey, if I can get uptight Brad in a pink shirt, I can get anyone in a pink shirt! As for being a metrosexual, a MANicure once and a while for a guy isn't a bad thing.

Dr. Lecter
09-04-2007, 04:10 PM
He better not wear pink shirts to the Bills games!

SABURZFAN
09-04-2007, 05:52 PM
Tell her to be careful of creepy looking guys hiding in her bushes late at night.




do you think Philster would make the drive to Webster from Jamestown? :idunno:

The Jokeman
09-04-2007, 10:03 PM
lol Probably not. Brad wears glasses and I have a thing for guys who wear glasses.
Oh yeah I forgot to include this in my tidbit as to why Valerie was going to see me as I wear glasses (Yes, I know am beating this joke like a dead horse but that's my style) but you won't ever see me in a pink shirt.

kgun12
09-05-2007, 12:58 AM
I just want to know when the baby is due!!! :idunno:

tat2dmike77
09-05-2007, 01:40 AM
a MANicure once and a while for a guy isn't a bad thing.

Yeah if your gay then it's not.

Earthquake Enyart
09-05-2007, 02:44 PM
Way to hijack my thread Val. :mad:

ticatfan
09-05-2007, 02:52 PM
Hey, if I can get uptight Brad in a pink shirt, I can get anyone in a pink shirt! As for being a metrosexual, a MANicure once and a while for a guy isn't a bad thing.Want to bet?

LtBillsFan66
09-05-2007, 02:52 PM
Any new developments?

The King
09-05-2007, 03:01 PM
EE you're a genius.

Valerie
09-05-2007, 03:01 PM
Yeah. Dozer and I have decided to run off to Vegas and tie the knot as soon as his divorce becomes final. Then we're going to get jobs on some island resort and just live out our days poor but in the sun.

The King
09-05-2007, 03:02 PM
Yeah. Dozer and I have decided to run off to Vegas and tie the knot as soon as his divorce becomes final. Then we're going to get jobs on some island resort and just live out our days poor but in the sun.

Im sure you could fly there on sexual frustration alone!

Dr. Lecter
09-05-2007, 03:03 PM
Ouch.

That one is going leave a mark.

Valerie
09-05-2007, 03:03 PM
Im sure you could fly there on sexual frustration alone!
Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?

shelby
09-05-2007, 03:04 PM
Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?
:spit:

:hi5:

The King
09-05-2007, 03:05 PM
Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?

EE is like the zones Barbara Walters... uncovering everything. Genius!

ticatfan
09-05-2007, 03:17 PM
Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?Anymore???????

mchurchfie
09-05-2007, 03:25 PM
Anymore???????
:lolpoint:ticatfan

LtBillsFan66
09-05-2007, 03:42 PM
Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?
Maybe not any more. How about any less?

:laughing:

justasportsfan
09-05-2007, 04:27 PM
Valerie was in town and didn't call? Nice to know we're still friends.

Valerie
09-05-2007, 04:37 PM
Sorry, Justafan.:bighug: :heart: Apparently I was too busy screwing Dozer to make time for my minions. :naughty: :hump:

LtBillsFan66
09-05-2007, 05:54 PM
So you admit to having minions. Interesting.

chernobylwraiths
09-05-2007, 05:57 PM
Sorry, Justafan.:bighug: :heart: Apparently I was too busy screwing Dozer to make time for my minions. :naughty: :hump:

:(

mchurchfie
09-05-2007, 06:42 PM
:(
:lolpoint:Chern & ticatfan.
Did I miss anyone?:D

SABURZFAN
09-05-2007, 07:46 PM
Yeah. Dozer and I have decided to run off to Vegas and tie the knot as soon as his divorce becomes final.


i gotta see this. :beers:

Valerie
09-05-2007, 07:49 PM
Don't worry, I'll make sure you're invited to the wedding, Saburz! Maybe you can even give us some pointers as to the best little dive to tie the knot in! :buddies: :cheers: :wed:

SABURZFAN
09-05-2007, 07:49 PM
Who said I was sexually frustrated anymore?


i wish i were a fly on the wall during your confession.does the priest get a woody?

ticatfan
09-06-2007, 11:33 AM
:lolpoint:Chern & ticatfan.
Did I miss anyone?:DI don't think so.

LtBillsFan66
09-06-2007, 11:35 AM
Cher and ticat are the last lonely minions?

The Jokeman
09-06-2007, 01:07 PM
i wish i were a fly on the wall during your confession.does the priest get a woody?
I doubt it as Valerie is an attractive middle aged woman now if she was a teenage boy well that's another story.

Earthquake Enyart
09-06-2007, 02:52 PM
Notice Dozer has been awfully quiet.

Valerie
09-06-2007, 02:55 PM
Notice Dozer has been awfully quiet.
He's busy resting after all the wild sex we've been having. I can wear a guy out! :naughty: :hump:

justasportsfan
09-06-2007, 03:04 PM
I miss FBH

HAMMER
09-06-2007, 05:51 PM
Val is stale, time for a real zone hotty.

SABURZFAN
09-07-2007, 12:38 AM
Don't worry, I'll make sure you're invited to the wedding, Saburz! Maybe you can even give us some pointers as to the best little dive to tie the knot in! :buddies: :cheers: :wed:


go to that place where Elvis got married at. :up: