Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

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  • Meathead
    Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
    • Jul 2002
    • 21349

    Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

    ... looks pretty good on the surface but is actually just a young dumb slut

    ... maybe she will get better over time but i wouldnt bank on it being in the short term

    ... deludes herself that shes ready for prime time but actually would be better off focusing on some basic rehab

    ... makes her fans feel like shes worthy of their adulation but actually has a long ways to go to be considered an adequate target of their confidence

    ... when the going gets tough only really knows how to lay down and spread her cheeks for the merciless reaming

    please continue with your own appropriate metaphors
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  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101230

    #2
    Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

    we look pretty good on the surface? Maybe in the dark at 2 am after 9 beers, but not to any level-headed person in daylight.
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    • TacklingDummy
      Unreachable Douche
      • Jul 2002
      • 71724

      #3
      Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

      She looked good at the MTV awards last night.

      Her lip syncing was bad. And the way she moved seemed slow and drugged up.

      But she did look alot better than she has been.

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      • raphael120
        Jason Peters rigorous at home training regiment
        • Oct 2005
        • 5152

        #4
        Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

        I'd still do her. I'd have to double bag it though.

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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 101230

          #5
          Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

          Originally posted by raphael120
          I'd still do her. I'd have to double bag it though.
          and use penicillin-infused lubricant.
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          • Meathead
            Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
            • Jul 2002
            • 21349

            #6
            Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

            ... oops we did it again
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            • Johnny Bugmenot
              Will not tolerate vandalism.
              • Apr 2006
              • 4311

              #7
              Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

              Neither Buffalo nor Spears has a future.

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              • raphael120
                Jason Peters rigorous at home training regiment
                • Oct 2005
                • 5152

                #8
                Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

                But the thing is...at this point...who was honestly suprised about the outcome of yesterdays game?

                I called we were going to lose by one point when we couldn't move the ball right before Denver got possession again and drove the ball and kicked the field goal.

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                • Mitchy moo
                  Roways rooking ahread!
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 18380

                  #9
                  Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

                  Originally posted by raphael120
                  But the thing is...at this point...who was honestly suprised about the outcome of yesterdays game?

                  I called we were going to lose by one point when we couldn't move the ball right before Denver got possession again and drove the ball and kicked the field goal.
                  Well when your opposing offense gets ~470 yards of total offense your bound to come out on the wrong side of it.

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                  • raphael120
                    Jason Peters rigorous at home training regiment
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 5152

                    #10
                    Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

                    Originally posted by Skooby
                    Well when your opposing offense gets ~470 yards of total offense your bound to come out on the wrong side of it.
                    And your special teams are getting more yards than your offense is.

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                    • Jan Reimers
                      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                      • May 2003
                      • 17353

                      #11
                      Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

                      Originally posted by raphael120
                      But the thing is...at this point...who was honestly suprised about the outcome of yesterdays game?

                      I called we were going to lose by one point when we couldn't move the ball right before Denver got possession again and drove the ball and kicked the field goal.
                      I was surprised only by the putrid quality of our offensive play calls.

                      We went right back to the first half of last year, when we wouldn't take the shackles off JP and made him throw screens behind the line and 3 yard passes in the slot.

                      That is not JP'S game and we will not win with that sort of offense.
                      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                      • blackonyx89
                        HI I AM A FREAKING LIONS FAN
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5511

                        #12
                        Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

                        The Bills offense and Dick Jauron's coaching is quite TOXIC!

                        Fire Steve Fairchild Now!!!!
                        Let's Go Bills, make it happen!!!

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                        • TacklingDummy
                          Unreachable Douche
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 71724

                          #13
                          Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

                          Originally posted by blackonyx89
                          Fire Steve Fairchild Now!!!!
                          Fire Fairchild
                          Fire Mike Sheppard
                          Fire Mike Mularkey
                          Fire Kevin Gilbride
                          Fire Sam Wyche

                          Anyone see the problem here?

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                          • blackonyx89
                            HI I AM A FREAKING LIONS FAN
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 5511

                            #14
                            Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

                            Originally posted by TacklingDummy
                            Fire Fairchild
                            Fire Mike Sheppard
                            Fire Mike Mularkey
                            Fire Kevin Gilbride
                            Fire Sam Wyche

                            Anyone see the problem here?

                            Yeah, Ralph Wilson doesn't know how to pick a great coach and staff!!!
                            Let's Go Bills, make it happen!!!

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                            • Ingtar33
                              Dances With Buffaloes
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 15469

                              #15
                              Re: Well now we know what we have - the Brittany Spears of the NFL

                              they both are likely to be movie stars.

                              spears likely will be in a porno, and the bills season will likely turn into a snuff film
                              My wife told me that if I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, girls would find me VERY attractive.

                              MY WIFE SAID THAT!!!

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