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Bufftp
09-18-2007, 08:19 AM
List reasons why the Bills will win sunday.

Bufftp
09-18-2007, 08:20 AM
a) Ralph finds it cheaper to bribe the Patriots catering comapny to feed the Patriots hot chocolate made from ex-lax than spend money on players.

Iehoshua
09-18-2007, 08:21 AM
Overconfidence by NE's coaching staff and players...

Bufftp
09-18-2007, 08:22 AM
Belichek is suspended for wirig his defensive players.

BidsJr
09-18-2007, 08:28 AM
List reasons why the Bills will win sunday.


Because the Hawkeyes lost to the Cyclones? :blowup:

Wys Guy
09-18-2007, 08:34 AM
The doors on the team bus for the Pats won't unlock.

justasportsfan
09-18-2007, 08:35 AM
because we will score more :D

Mahdi
09-18-2007, 08:53 AM
-Our DBs play amazing. Youboty on Moss, Mcgee on Stallworth, Greer on Welker.

-Lynch and the OL dominate and we control the clock. Use play action and hit Evans on big plays.

- throw off their blitz with some screens

-get pressure on Brady early on often. Schobel and Kelsay played really well against the Pats last time. They need to to even better this time.

- Get Parrish and Reed involved underneath

-Special teams gives us great field position, and gives them bad field position.

casdhf
09-18-2007, 08:54 AM
Because we're due.

justasportsfan
09-18-2007, 08:55 AM
Schobel will reaqcuaint Brady with the IR.

This will be Moss' coming out game. He'll come out and bash his own qb :D

mybills
09-18-2007, 08:57 AM
Youboty on Moss,
He said, "win".

mybills
09-18-2007, 08:59 AM
Everett's mom addresses the team again, but this time she smacks them all upside their head.

Mahdi
09-18-2007, 09:00 AM
He said, "win".
Well Im saying that IF we win I believe Youboty is the one to cover Moss not McGee. Of course Youboty would have to have a special game for that to happen.

Mitchy moo
09-18-2007, 10:33 AM
Brandy gets KO'd early in the 1st quarter.

RockStar36
09-18-2007, 10:57 AM
The Pats oversleep and miss the game

LtBillsFan66
09-18-2007, 10:58 AM
If they cover the spread, it'll be an emotional win.

Mahdi
09-18-2007, 11:09 AM
Brady and the Pats mascott are kidnapped before the game by Scott Norwood (now a transvestite) only to be rescued and return at halftime to win the game anyways.

trapezeus
09-18-2007, 11:25 AM
the redsox get desperate and hire the pats for a Sunday game thereby giving the pats the redsox. We end up playing the redsox players in baseball uniforms. we win by scoring 0 points on offense, but setting up a 33yrd field goal and a punt return touchdown. We win by 1 point.

CSFAN
09-18-2007, 11:35 AM
Because no kind & decent God would preside over such a long period of misery for 1 team without at least throwing their fans a bone once in awhile, like an upset over the current Superbowl favorite on the road...

FlyingElvis
09-18-2007, 11:38 AM
Appalachian State happens...

BidsJr
09-18-2007, 11:39 AM
Appalachian State happens...

Haha how many batteries does it take to shock Michigan?


1 double A

Mahdi
09-18-2007, 11:39 AM
Appalachian State happens...
I guess theres hope then....

raphael120
09-18-2007, 11:52 AM
Uhhhhh....somehow the gatoraide the Pats are drinking is poisoned and they all die. Then we might win.

Earthquake Enyart
09-18-2007, 11:57 AM
They will win one for Kevin Everett.

Oh wait, that was last week.

TedMock
09-18-2007, 01:07 PM
After a nasty fight Brady's boyfriend, Fernando, outs him on national TV and finishes the rant by calling him "*****," leaving Brady weeping and too distraught to leave the hotel.