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  • northernbillfan
    Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 27551
    #1

    Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

    I was, as always, LMAO after editing this article. For this week's insane ramblings of a disgruntled fan looking for something to believe in, then read Kevin's article.

    To whom it may concern,

    I officially offer my resignation as a fan of the NFL. Week 2 was too much. Let’s recap. The Pats were caught cheating, then slapped on the hand for cheating, and then redirected the slap towards the Chargers’ face and buttocks effectively squashing what could have been a story that wouldn’t have gone away. Week 2 also showed us JP regress in ways that made you wonder if the world had reversed direction like Superman II...

    One Fan's View
    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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  • slakjaw157
    Registered User
    • Oct 2003
    • 913
    #2
    Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy


    I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?

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    • Wys Guy
      #3
      Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

      They have a coach who models himself after Veruca Salts’ father. Did you see how he dealt with Evans after the two 15 yard penalties? “It’s ok Lee. Do you want me to buy this chocolate factory for you? And a pony?” There is an offensive coordinator who couldn’t score with a bag of roofies locked in a room with girls named Lindsey, Britney and Paris. (sorry, using punchlines from last week, but you know what, he used the same useless game plan as last week. So maybe I’m not sorry.)

      LOL

      I like the Veruca Salt analogy!

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      • M
        Registered User
        • Aug 2006
        • 1947
        #4
        Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

        Freakin' hiliarious!
        Let's Go Bills ... B B B B B B Bills!

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        • northernbillfan
          Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

          Administrator Emeritus
          • Jul 2002
          • 27551
          #5
          Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

          I too liked the Veruca Salt reference.
          When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380
            #6
            Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

            Great Article!
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all             true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can             mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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            • McD
              Registered User
              • Jan 2003
              • 169
              #7
              Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

              Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              22 year AF vet and "still" counting
              • 👍 1

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              • shelby
                The Vanilla admin
                • Jul 2002
                • 48489
                #8
                Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

                Hey, we could all use a good laugh.

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                • northernbillfan
                  Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

                  Administrator Emeritus
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 27551
                  #9
                  Re: Zone Original: Kevin Shenoy

                  Kevin has a great way of reminding us to keep things in check as fans.

                  Although I can tell even his patience starting to wear thin.
                  When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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