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  • Wally The Barber
    Registered User
    • Jul 2007
    • 3258

    Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

    Okay, you spent $235 for a athentic J. P. Losman jersey. He has cleaned up your neighborhood and planted new flowers on your front lawn....and it looks great. Some of you guys just love the guy and you have nothing but a few good games worth talking about.

    I told you guys I was willing to give J.P. Losman half the season to prove himself and he came up lame by a hit that the NFL is sweeping under the carpet as we don't want to do anything to upset the fans in New England. (Vince Wilfork was just using Losman knee to break his fall!)

    Some of you guys are actually looking for the kid to fall flat on his face so you can still wear your Losman jersey to the company's Christmas party.

    Truth is Trent Edwards is the future of the franchise and he will prove that this week.

    Look for Robert Royal , Peerless Price, Josh Reed, Roscoe Parrish, Lee Evans and Marshawn Lynch to have mulitiple receptions this week and take the kid out on the town for a few soda's after the game.
    Nothing excites the players more then having a few balls thrown their way each and every week.
    Look for Edward's to use every receiver available to him instead of a just one guy (Evans)

    I would expect Robert Royal to pick up the tab and will have his arm around Trent Edwards all night long and will be referring to Trent as his new "Main Dude"

    Lois Lane will probaby claim the kid was just lucky against the Jets and plan for Trent Edward's demise on National T.V. against America's team.

    I am just bustin your chops, chill out and enjoy the game.

    Bills 28 Jets 27
    Last edited by Wally The Barber; 09-25-2007, 02:13 PM.
    Beware of Sarcasm
  • TacklingDummy
    Unreachable Douche
    • Jul 2002
    • 71725

    #2
    Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

    Originally posted by Wally

    I told you guys I was willing to give J.P. Losman half the season to prove himself and he came up lame by a hit that the NFL is sweeping under the carpet as we don't want to do anything to upset the fans in New England.
    Since when is 2 games and 1 series considered half the season?

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    • Wally The Barber
      Registered User
      • Jul 2007
      • 3258

      #3
      Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

      Bad break for J.P. Losman

      I am still going to pull for him should he get another chance before he is traded!
      Beware of Sarcasm

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      • mybills
        81 st zoner
        • Jul 2002
        • 61717

        #4
        Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

        "Even at the risk of mistakes, Edwards must be given a bigger playbook this Sunday against the Jets for the Bills to have ANY chance of winning."
        ~Ed Kilgore
        I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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        • Wally The Barber
          Registered User
          • Jul 2007
          • 3258

          #5
          Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

          Originally posted by mybills
          "Even at the risk of mistakes, Edwards must be given a bigger playbook this Sunday against the Jets for the Bills to have ANY chance of winning."
          ~Ed Kilgore
          The thing to remember here is Edwards has better knowlege of the 2nd string receivers but I expect him to hook up with them all!

          He just sees the field better!
          Beware of Sarcasm

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          • mybills
            81 st zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 61717

            #6
            Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

            Whatever you say, Wally. Whatever you say.
            I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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            • Wally The Barber
              Registered User
              • Jul 2007
              • 3258

              #7
              Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

              Originally posted by mybills
              Whatever you say, Wally. Whatever you say.
              I plan on flying to Buffalo myself to buy the kid a great big Dr. Pepper.
              Beware of Sarcasm

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              • Gunzlingr
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 45976

                #8
                Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

                The Young Dud throws for 120 yards and 5 ints against a crappy Jets D.
                You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                • Wally The Barber
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 3258

                  #9
                  Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

                  Originally posted by Gunzlingr
                  The Young Dud throws for 120 yards and 5 ints against a crappy Jets D.
                  I will remember you said that!
                  Beware of Sarcasm

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                  • Gunzlingr
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 45976

                    #10
                    Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

                    Originally posted by Wally
                    I will remember you said that!
                    go right ahead. I was being optimistic.
                    You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                    • Wally The Barber
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 3258

                      #11
                      Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

                      :snicker2:
                      Originally posted by Gunzlingr
                      go right ahead. I was being optimistic.
                      Yea, I just noticed your Losman sig!
                      Beware of Sarcasm

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                      • colin
                        Drew's my hero!
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 2491

                        #12
                        Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

                        funny.

                        edwards does seem to spread the ball around tho, that's good.

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                        • Wally The Barber
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 3258

                          #13
                          Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

                          We have not seen that in Buffalo sinse Doug Flutie!
                          Beware of Sarcasm

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                          • Wraith
                            Registered User
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 280

                            #14
                            Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

                            Originally posted by Wally
                            We have not seen that in Buffalo sinse Doug Flutie!
                            Really? You'd think Evans would have better numbers if Losman was so locked on to him...

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                            • TacklingDummy
                              Unreachable Douche
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 71725

                              #15
                              Re: Edwards is Superman, you are Lois Lane

                              Originally posted by Wraith
                              Really? You'd think Evans would have better numbers if Losman was so locked on to him...
                              Does any Bills reciever have over 10 catches?

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