On the lighter side of Bills Football

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  • Bufftp
    Hi Dave!

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 18062

    On the lighter side of Bills Football

    A guy walks into a bar wearing a Bills jersey and
    carrying a cat that also has a Bills jersey on with a little Bills helmet
    on his head, too.


    The guy says to the bartender, Can me and my cat watch
    the Bills game here?
    My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game
    together."


    The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in
    the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can
    have a seat at the end of the bar.


    But, if there's any trouble with you or
    the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave.


    The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game.
    Pretty soon the Bills kick a field goal and the excited cat
    jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives
    everyone a high five.


    The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
    touchdown?

    The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
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  • northernbillfan
    Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 27551

    #2
    Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

    Old but apropo at the moment

    I'm moving this to the Bills forum so it can be shared with a wider audience.
    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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    • THATHURMANATOR
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 69112

      #3
      Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

      Buff I must have received that email 20 times today at work.

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      • RockStar36
        Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
        • Sep 2004
        • 24761

        #4
        Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

        WHAT'S WITH THE DIFFERENT FONT?!!?!?!


        D & S Sports



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        • northernbillfan
          Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

          Administrator Emeritus
          • Jul 2002
          • 27551

          #5
          Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

          What's wrong with Comic Sans MS for a joke? I actually like that font.
          When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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          • shelby
            The Vanilla admin
            • Jul 2002
            • 48489

            #6
            Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

            i think we should mess with RS and make Comic Sans the default font.

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            • The last buffalo fan
              I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
              • Sep 2004
              • 18204

              #7
              Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

              Can we switch the team's name to the phins name, please?
              The Mexican & too!!

              - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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              • LtFinFan66
                Registered User
                • Mar 2005
                • 47199

                #8
                Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

                Originally posted by northernbillfan
                What's wrong with Comic Sans MS for a joke? I actually like that font.
                My favorite font since they did away with crayon

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                • LtFinFan66
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 47199

                  #9
                  Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

                  Originally posted by The last buffalo fan
                  Can we switch the team's name to the phins name, please?
                  It would be fitting as well

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                  • northernbillfan
                    Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

                    Administrator Emeritus
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 27551

                    #10
                    Re: On the lighter side of Bills Football

                    Off to the Bills Zone for this one now.
                    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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