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  • Romes
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    • Jul 2002
    • 5766

    Goodell Gives Advice to Bills

    October 11, 2007

    Goodell Tells Bills To Use Bye Week To See If Football Is Something They Really Want To Be Doing


    BUFFALO, NY—Following another devastating loss to the Dallas Cowboys Monday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell told the 1-4 Buffalo Bills to take time during their upcoming bye week to reflect on their season thus far and ask themselves if playing professional football is what they really want to be doing with their lives. "I'm not trying to push them in any particular direction," Goodell told reporters after the game, which the Bills lost despite forcing six turnovers, ultimately finding themselves unable to field a last-minute onside kick. "As commissioner, it's my job to put a quality product on the field each and every week and see that there is some kind of parity amongst the teams. I'll be curious to hear, especially if they decide to continue playing, where the Bills think they fit into an NFL that is continuously getting more and more competitive." Though most Bills fans were still too demoralized by Monday night's loss to comment on Goodell's request, those who talked to the media after the announcement said they "wouldn't give a flying **** if those losers played another ****ing football game ever."

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    Originally posted by paladin warrior
    RALPH is drove me nut.
  • shelby
    The Vanilla *****
    • Jul 2002
    • 48489

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    • LtFinFan66
      Registered User
      • Mar 2005
      • 47199

      #3
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      Gotta love the Onion

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      • Romes
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 5766

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        Maybe the Bills would be better off as a horseshoes team.

        No one gets closer than the Bills.
        Originally posted by paladin warrior
        RALPH is drove me nut.

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        • imbondz
          Democrats are people too
          • Jan 2003
          • 26041

          #5
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          My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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          • mybills
            81 st zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 61717

            #6
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            I don't find that funny at all.
            I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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            • mybills
              81 st zoner
              • Jul 2002
              • 61717

              #7
              Re: Goodell Gives Advice to Bills

              but if it were true, it would explain how Wilfork & Belicheat got off so easy.
              I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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              • Romes
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 5766

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                Originally posted by mybills
                I don't find that funny at all.
                I think its all gotten to a point where one might as well laugh along with stuff like this.
                Originally posted by paladin warrior
                RALPH is drove me nut.

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                • Jan Reimers
                  Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                  • May 2003
                  • 17353

                  #9
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                  I think the questions should have been directed to Ralph as in, "Do you really want to field a professional football team, or simply continue to suck the money, and the life, out of the Bills' fans?"
                  Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                  • Johnny Bugmenot
                    Will not tolerate vandalism.
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 4311

                    #10
                    Re: Goodell Gives Advice to Bills

                    I thought that was serious. Until the f-bombs flew.

                    Let's face it-- that sounds like something any respectable commissioner would say.

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                    • BAM
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 33135

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                      Re: Goodell Gives Advice to Bills

                      Hilarious.

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                      • THATHURMANATOR
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 69112

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                        I didn't even crack the smallest of smiles reading that...

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                        • Romes
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 5766

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                          Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
                          I didn't even crack the smallest of smiles reading that...
                          sorry.

                          Originally posted by paladin warrior
                          RALPH is drove me nut.

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                          • billsburgh
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 3560

                            #14
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                            Originally posted by mybills
                            I don't find that funny at all.
                            I'm sure you would be laughing if it were any other team

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                            • mybills
                              81 st zoner
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 61717

                              #15
                              Re: Goodell Gives Advice to Bills

                              Originally posted by billsburgh
                              I'm sure you would be laughing if it were any other team
                              The part I don't find funny is the punch line.
                              "wouldn't give a flying **** if those losers played another ****ing football game ever." Sorry but, our players are not losers. They played their hearts out.
                              I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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