Fin player learns he won't need translator in London!

[BidsJr]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/miamidolphins/entries/2007/10/24/crowder_discovers_he_wont_need.html?cxntfid=blogs_inside_the_dolphins

Channing Crowder
"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

“I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”




:blowup:

[Dude]

Wow.


Words fail me ... as they did him.

[Forward_Lateral]

Is this article serious?

[Pride]

"When reminded Dolphins practice squad receiver and NFL Europe veteran Marvin Allen is from London, Crowder’s standup routine didn’t miss a beat."

I believe this guy may just be smarter than the guy who wrote the article.

[JJamezz]

:rofl:

Between this and the giant Jason Taylor robot, I've been laughing my ass off all morning..

[Bills4Life83]

That must make the fans so proud.
At least the NFL are sending the best ambassadors to promote the game.

[justasportsfan]

is Finheaven down? I wonder if FTP committed suicide. He was missing from FH as well. :snicker:

[PECKERWOOD]

Maybe this is why they are 0-7.

[bigbub2352]

we r all stupider for reading that article

[Michael82]

:rofl:

Between this and the giant Jason Taylor robot, I've been laughing my ass off all morning..
giant Jason Taylor robot? :scratch:

[JJamezz]

giant Jason Taylor robot? :scratch:


http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&fg=rss&vid=34fe9e0f-56ed-45b4-804c-6eeee488d7b6&from=33

http://www.faniq.com/video/Jason-Taylor-robot-invading-London-YouTube-3438,1/sports_featured


http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/jasontaylor.jpg

[Michael82]

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&fg=rss&vid=34fe9e0f-56ed-45b4-804c-6eeee488d7b6&from=33

http://www.faniq.com/video/Jason-Taylor-robot-invading-London-YouTube-3438,1/sports_featured


http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/jasontaylor.jpg
OMG! That is ****ing hilarious!!! :lmao:

:laughing:

[NJFINSFAN1]

Crowder is the team jokester.

[Stewie]

he may be the team jokester, but you have to be pretty freaking dumb to have normal, rational people wonder whether you're joking.

I'd be embarassed to be a Gator alum. I guess that's nothing new though.

[cocamide]

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&fg=rss&vid=34fe9e0f-56ed-45b4-804c-6eeee488d7b6&from=33

http://www.faniq.com/video/Jason-Taylor-robot-invading-London-YouTube-3438,1/sports_featured


http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/jasontaylor.jpg

Damn, that thing is freaky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

[Mr. Miyagi]

"I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that."
...in first grade!

[Voltron]

he may be the team jokester, but you have to be pretty freaking dumb to have normal, rational people wonder whether you're joking.

I'd be embarassed to be a Gator alum. I guess that's nothing new though. I would have to say he was just joking. Even student athletes have to score over an 1100 on their SATs to go to school at UF. When you go from speech to print it is hard to explain the context of the comment.

[jamze132]

I would have to say he was just joking. Even student athletes have to score over an 1100 on their SATs to go to school at UF. When you go from speech to print it is hard to explain the context of the comment.
He may have been joking but I don't think so or he wouldn't have made an idiotic comment about no black guys in London. I am a Gator fan and it pains me to say that I think he is an idiot!

[SABURZFAN]

is Finheaven down? I wonder if FTP committed suicide. He was missing from FH as well. :snicker:


:spam:

[Mitchy moo]

Crowder is the team jokester.

Real funny losing all your games and your at the midway point of the season, keep laughing.

[tat2dmike77]

I refuse to read that article for fear of becoming ******ed.

[Mitchy moo]

I refuse to read that article for fear of becoming ******ed.

It's too late for many others.

[LtFinFan66]

I refuse to read that article for fear of becoming ******ed.too late for you Tat

[Bling]

I would have to say he was just joking. Even student athletes have to score over an 1100 on their SATs to go to school at UF. When you go from speech to print it is hard to explain the context of the comment.

I had a girl last year get into UF with a 1010...

[hydro]

too late for you Tat

:goodpost:

[evol4276]

HAHAHA the last two lines of that!!!

[LtFinFan66]

Comments from below the article:

Don't know if it fact though:idunno: He is a clown though on a regular basis

Comments

By CK
October 24, 2007 8:59 PM | Link to this (http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/miamidolphins/entries/2007/10/24/crowder_discovers_he_wont_need.html#comment-1699271)
Dude, seriously…he’s having some fun with you guys. That’s Channing. He cracks his own jokes that only he gets to laugh at.
Here are some facts about Channing. He scored a 30 on the wonderlic. He was a member of the National Honors Society in college. He had a validated 3.5 GPA at University of Florida, and I believe he graduated early.
Seriously, he was making fun of you guys.

[justasportsfan]

haha! I get negrep from SAb because I inquired about FTP which had nothing to do with Jp or TE. I told you he's my beeyotch. If I even say hi my beeyotch SAB jumps.