Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

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  • Mitchy moo
    Roways rooking ahread!
    • Sep 2005
    • 18380

    Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

    Porked maybe a little violent, how about decided he needed his way??
  • Johnny Bugmenot
    Will not tolerate vandalism.
    • Apr 2006
    • 4311

    #2
    Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

    Nope. I expected this.

    People who got their hopes up for this game have only themselves to blame for this.

    (prepares for the "rep police")

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    • YardRat
      Well, lookie here...
      • Dec 2004
      • 86329

      #3
      Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

      No. I can't relate to that kind of experience, but I'll take your word for it.
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      • Ickybaluky
        Registered User
        • Jul 2003
        • 8884

        #4
        Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

        Gorilla's have the smallest penis of all primates. The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

        That would probably leave you less than satisfied, Scoob.

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        • Slim
          Registered User
          • Apr 2004
          • 7597

          #5
          Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

          Originally posted by NE39
          Gorilla's have the smallest penis of all primates. The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

          That would probably leave you less than satisfied, Scoob.
          hahahahahaha.

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          • trapezeus
            Legendary Zoner
            • Oct 2004
            • 19525

            #6
            Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

            Originally posted by NE39
            Gorilla's have the smallest penis of all primates. The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

            That would probably leave you less than satisfied, Scoob.
            good that you know that. but as a pat's fan, i'm sure you know all about penis's.

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            • OpIv37
              Acid Douching Asswipe
              • Sep 2002
              • 101343

              #7
              Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

              Originally posted by Skooby
              Porked maybe a little violent, how about decided he needed his way??
              Don't look at me- I tried to warn you guys that the gorilla was in the room but no one wanted to listen because we almost beat Dallas.
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              • Crisis
                Registered User
                • Aug 2004
                • 12738

                #8
                Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

                whenever skooby goes off all week about how great we are and how we're gonna upset someone we either a) choke in the last second of an important game or b) get raped on national tv
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                Pacquiao isn't asian. He's from the philippines
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                I will not be surprised if Tebow has more success than Peyton in the NFL.

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                • Lexwhat
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 2926

                  #9
                  Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

                  Originally posted by NE39
                  Gorilla's have the smallest penis of all primates. The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

                  That would probably leave you less than satisfied, Scoob.

                  True - but they also possess an "Os Baculum" - a bone in their penis. Or simply, "Os Penis" in simple terms. That might be enough for some people...

                  ...Yet another useful fact from "Comparative Primate Anatomy."

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                  • Crisis
                    Registered User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 12738

                    #10
                    Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

                    i like where this thread is going
                    Originally posted by LOSman WINS
                    Vanek is Austrian not European
                    Originally posted by Prov401
                    Pacquiao isn't asian. He's from the philippines
                    Originally posted by better days
                    I will not be surprised if Tebow has more success than Peyton in the NFL.

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                    • hammerbillsfan
                      Registered User
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 17878

                      #11
                      Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

                      porked no, sat on yes

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                      • jamze132
                        Don’t hate…
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 29424

                        #12
                        Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

                        A loss is a loss. And we just got stomped by the arguable the best team to ever take the field. Big deal, start prepping for next week.

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                        • Mitchy moo
                          Roways rooking ahread!
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 18380

                          #13
                          Re: Do you feel like a 400 gorilla just porked you??

                          Originally posted by NE39
                          The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.
                          Well after hearing that, I know you have a severe case of penis envy.

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