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Mitchy moo
11-18-2007, 08:54 PM
Porked maybe a little violent, how about decided he needed his way??

Johnny Bugmenot
11-18-2007, 08:59 PM
Nope. I expected this.

People who got their hopes up for this game have only themselves to blame for this.

(prepares for the "rep police")

YardRat
11-18-2007, 09:02 PM
No. I can't relate to that kind of experience, but I'll take your word for it.

Ickybaluky
11-18-2007, 10:58 PM
Gorilla's have the smallest penis of all primates. The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

That would probably leave you less than satisfied, Scoob.

Slim
11-18-2007, 11:00 PM
Gorilla's have the smallest penis of all primates. The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

That would probably leave you less than satisfied, Scoob.

:rofl:hahahahahaha.

trapezeus
11-18-2007, 11:00 PM
Gorilla's have the smallest penis of all primates. The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

That would probably leave you less than satisfied, Scoob.

good that you know that. but as a pat's fan, i'm sure you know all about penis's.

OpIv37
11-18-2007, 11:02 PM
Porked maybe a little violent, how about decided he needed his way??

Don't look at me- I tried to warn you guys that the gorilla was in the room but no one wanted to listen because we almost beat Dallas.

Crisis
11-19-2007, 12:56 AM
whenever skooby goes off all week about how great we are and how we're gonna upset someone we either a) choke in the last second of an important game or b) get raped on national tv

Lexwhat
11-19-2007, 01:17 AM
Gorilla's have the smallest penis of all primates. The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

That would probably leave you less than satisfied, Scoob.


True - but they also possess an "Os Baculum" - a bone in their penis. Or simply, "Os Penis" in simple terms. That might be enough for some people...

...Yet another useful fact from "Comparative Primate Anatomy."

Crisis
11-19-2007, 01:24 AM
i like where this thread is going

hammerbillsfan
11-19-2007, 01:29 AM
porked no, sat on yes

:sigh:

jamze132
11-19-2007, 01:49 AM
A loss is a loss. And we just got stomped by the arguable the best team to ever take the field. Big deal, start prepping for next week.

Mitchy moo
11-19-2007, 02:36 AM
The average penis on a gorilla is only 2 inches long.

Well after hearing that, I know you have a severe case of penis envy.