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  • !Papacrunk!
    Registered User
    • Mar 2004
    • 2786

    How much do Refs cost?

    Wayne H is a very rich guy, I'm just wondering how much it would cost him to buy the refs for this Sunday, lol j/k. I bet the price the Pats paid was quite a bit since it was a night game, but I would imagine they get a discount. You'd think the crew for this Sunday would be a bit of a bargain since it's a Dolphins game, sigh.

    Seriously though, I'm always rooting for my team, even if they do fall dubiously to 0-16, but come one, we need all the help we can get, starting this Sunday, lol.

  • Static
    The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
    • Jul 2005
    • 10584

    #2
    Re: How much do Refs cost?

    wE ARE pERFECT!!!!!!

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    • madness
      Registered User
      • Apr 2003
      • 13690

      #3
      Re: How much do Refs cost?

      No need to pay. The league had a secret meeting today once they realized Buffalo's slim chances at a wildcard and Miami's winless season are pulling attention away from 'America's Dream' (NFL's code name for the NE campaign).

      The same ref crew from last night will be doing our game and if they fail the NFL will use the flex schedule to move Buffalo's game against the Giants to Monday night @ NE against NE figuring nobody wants to watch the Bucs @ 49ers and it's an excellent chance for NE to show their mighty power once again for the people who doubted them the last couple of weeks.

      They're still plotting how to give Miami a win if the refs fail but, honestly, they're just running out of ideas.

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      • Dont drink the water
        Registered User
        • Oct 2005
        • 587

        #4
        Re: How much do Refs cost?

        What Miami ought to do is make a conditional trade with Bengals - a gentleman's agreement. Promise to trade the #1 pick to Bengals IF they are not uindefeated. Bengals will have no chance of playoffs after Sunday and this incentive will let them act like the losers who constantly are saying a team should intemtional lose to improve draft picks.

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        • Mitchy moo
          Roways rooking ahread!
          • Sep 2005
          • 18380

          #5
          Re: How much do Refs cost?

          Originally posted by Dont drink the water
          What Miami ought to do is make a conditional trade with Bengals - a gentleman's agreement. Promise to trade the #1 pick to Bengals IF they are not uindefeated. Bengals will have no chance of playoffs after Sunday and this incentive will let them act like the losers who constantly are saying a team should intemtional lose to improve draft picks.
          We need cinci to rise above and win out. (it helps the Bills)

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          • Buffatexas
            Registered User
            • Aug 2002
            • 862

            #6
            Re: How much do Refs cost?

            Originally posted by !Papacrunk!
            Wayne H is a very rich guy, I'm just wondering how much it would cost him to buy the refs for this Sunday, lol j/k. I bet the price the Pats paid was quite a bit since it was a night game, but I would imagine they get a discount. You'd think the crew for this Sunday would be a bit of a bargain since it's a Dolphins game, sigh.

            Seriously though, I'm always rooting for my team, even if they do fall dubiously to 0-16, but come one, we need all the help we can get, starting this Sunday, lol.

            Call Don Shula, after all, he should know how much as he had them in his pocket for the 70's and early 80's

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            • Ickybaluky
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 8884

              #7
              Re: How much do Refs cost?

              Who you kidding, papa.

              Even the refs couldn't help the current Miami team.

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              • YardRat
                Well, lookie here...
                • Dec 2004
                • 86296

                #8
                Re: How much do Refs cost?

                The winning TD wasn't a good catch...he was bobbling the ball as he stepped out of bounds.

                Bad call.
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                • LtFinFan66
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 47199

                  #9
                  Re: How much do Refs cost?

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                  • Ed
                    Dude
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 9247

                    #10
                    Re: How much do Refs cost?

                    My trusted sources have confirmed that the Pats pay the refs off with sexual favors. So miami shouldn't have any problems "buying" them off, but Tom Brady will always be their favorite.

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                    • G. Host
                      Banned
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 10298

                      #11
                      Re: How much do Refs cost?

                      Originally posted by Skooby
                      We need cinci to rise above and win out. (it helps the Bills)
                      Winning or losing against the Fish means nothng for Bills attempt playoff race. If they win last four games they only get 8-8 record and that does nothing for Bills - Bills need 9-7 record and preferably 10-6 record to make playoffs a reasonable shot so winning next three and losing to the Fish does not hurt us.

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