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  • Meathead
    Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
    • Jul 2002
    • 21349

    i got a bad premonition

    ... and im gonna post it here so it doesnt happen

    ok so i initially said i like the feel of dick then after he boneheaded a few key games away over the last couple seasons said i didnt and now have said i do again because he hasnt done it in a while

    i suddenly have the strange feeling i am being watched

    well it also seems to me that another pattern has emerged that dick isnt as great in prosperity as he is in crisis. right now seems to be a time of prosperity for him, what with all the accolades about his brilliant job of coaching this mash unit into contention so late in the season. getting the artist formerly known as chunky tuna to prop him for coty only adds to the scary momentum

    so what would be the worst possible thing that could happen now? yes, a loss to the owens

    and what could be the worst possible way to lose to the owens? a late game coaching botchification that squanders a lead and opens the door for an aquatic cripple to steal one from the rockpile

    one could say it has dick prints all over it

    what could it be this time? having a rookie pass over the middle with a late lead? going for a redzone fourth down instead of taking a chipshot that would put the good guys up by two scores? or maybe something new like punting from their twentyfive or calling two ice timeouts in a row?

    now that ive said it out loud and in advance im hoping the football gods are confused enough to misfire their typical wretched bills arrow

    pray with me ...
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  • Mitchy moo
    Roways rooking ahread!
    • Sep 2005
    • 18380

    #2
    Re: i got a bad premonition

    Originally posted by Meathead
    ... and im gonna post it here so it doesnt happen

    ok so i initially said i like the feel of dick then after he boneheaded a few key games away over the last couple seasons said i didnt and now have said i do again because he hasnt done it in a while

    i suddenly have the strange feeling i am being watched

    well it also seems to me that another pattern has emerged that dick isnt as great in prosperity as he is in crisis. right now seems to be a time of prosperity for him, what with all the accolades about his brilliant job of coaching this mash unit into contention so late in the season. getting the artist formerly known as chunky tuna to prop him for coty only adds to the scary momentum

    so what would be the worst possible thing that could happen now? yes, a loss to the owens

    and what could be the worst possible way to lose to the owens? a late game coaching botchification that squanders a lead and opens the door for an aquatic cripple to steal one from the rockpile

    one could say it has dick prints all over it

    what could it be this time? having a rookie pass over the middle with a late lead? going for a redzone fourth down instead of taking a chipshot that would put the good guys up by two scores? or maybe something new like punting from their twentyfive or calling two ice timeouts in a row?

    now that ive said it out loud and in advance im hoping the football gods are confused enough to misfire their typical wretched bills arrow

    pray with me ...

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    • Mr. Miyagi
      Lecter's Little *****

      • Sep 2002
      • 53616

      #3
      Re: i got a bad premonition

      You know what's gonna happen?

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      • cocamide
        Registered User
        • Oct 2006
        • 2106

        #4
        Re: i got a bad premonition

        Originally posted by Meathead
        ... and im gonna post it here so it doesnt happen

        ok so i initially said i like the feel of dick ...
        I couldn't make it past this part without

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        • Meathead
          Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
          • Jul 2002
          • 21349

          #5
          Re: i got a bad premonition

          my favorite part was dick prints lmao
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          • Johnny Bugmenot
            Will not tolerate vandalism.
            • Apr 2006
            • 4311

            #6
            Re: i got a bad premonition

            So I guess Dick Jauron is like kindling: turn up the heat and he'll get fired right up.

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            • shelby
              The Vanilla *****
              • Jul 2002
              • 48489

              #7
              Re: i got a bad premonition

              Meathead, once you commit yourself to liking the feel of Dick, there is no turning back.

              i will pray that you didn't just up our mojo.

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              • Jan Reimers
                Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                • May 2003
                • 17353

                #8
                Re: i got a bad premonition

                I think you got hold of a bad pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
                Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                • Oaf
                  Do you read what you write?
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 6151

                  #9
                  Re: i got a bad premonition

                  Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                  You know what's gonna happen?

                  Wire looks like a badass in that pic.

                  A loss here could eventually end up in unemployement.

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                  • shelby
                    The Vanilla *****
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 48489

                    #10
                    Re: i got a bad premonition

                    You know i just put that pic up as my desktop.

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                    • HHURRICANE
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 15490

                      #11
                      Re: i got a bad premonition

                      This will be our biggest victory of the year. I think this game will officially ring in the Trent era!!

                      Plus I'll be there so I can pretty much guarantee a win.

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                      • Meathead
                        Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 21349

                        #12
                        Re: i got a bad premonition

                        palpitations rising
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                        • shelby
                          The Vanilla *****
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 48489

                          #13
                          Re: i got a bad premonition

                          i am drinking

                          but i still like the feel of Dick


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                          • Meathead
                            Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 21349

                            #14
                            Re: i got a bad premonition

                            31-7 with 9:30 to go in the 2nd qtr

                            see i told you
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                            • G. Host
                              Banned
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 10298

                              #15
                              Re: i got a bad premonition

                              Originally posted by shelby
                              i am drinking

                              but i still like the feel of Dick

                              Is that your nickname for your hubby?

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