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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Mike Mularkey Signs....

    Lets get creative kiddies....


    Coach Mularkey
    Buffalo Thinks You
    Suck Balls

    Cant
    Beat
    ****

    The Endzone is that way
    ------------------------->

    Mularkey looks like Kevin Costner,
    but he coaches like Kevin Federline.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
    Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

    These are terrible... I clearly need your help.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • Night Train
      Retired - On Several Levels
      • Jul 2005
      • 33117

      #3
      Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

      Nice Guys Finish Where, Mularkey ?
      Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


        Comment

        • Jeff1220
          H to the 12:20
          • Jul 2002
          • 6137

          #5
          Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

          Dear Miami,
          YOU SUCK.

          -Buffalo


          Not very original, but it's effective!

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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380

            #6
            Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

            Ohhhhhhh-13
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all
            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


            Comment

            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380

              #7
              Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

              0 -
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all
              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


              Comment

              • Jeff1220
                H to the 12:20
                • Jul 2002
                • 6137

                #8
                Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

                Originally posted by MBBedard
                0 -
                Perfect!

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                • The last buffalo fan
                  I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 18204

                  #9
                  Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

                  Originally posted by MBBedard
                  0 -
                  The fish are not that bad, but let's make it happen!!!
                  The Mexican & too!!

                  - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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                  • Mudflap1
                    Next Question!
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 3281

                    #10
                    Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

                    I like the 0-13 on. As far as Mularkey goes, just let him do his thing. We mustn't disturb him.

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                    • shelby
                      The Vanilla *****
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 48489

                      #11
                      Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

                      MUCK FIAMI

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                      • !Papacrunk!
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 2786

                        #12
                        Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

                        "Can't spell boyireallyreallyreallysuckcrapbecausemynameismularkey with out Mularkey."

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29897

                          #13
                          Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

                          Hey Mike: Have another cheeseburger!

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                          • hydro
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 20160

                            #14
                            Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

                            Inspector Gadget to the Rescue!

                            BERNIAC!

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                            • Johnny Bugmenot
                              Will not tolerate vandalism.
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 4311

                              #15
                              Re: Mike Mularkey Signs....

                              THE MIAMI DOLPHINS:
                              A LOAD OF "MULARKEY"

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