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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    EA Sports Roster Update

    Dear EA,

    In light of recent events it might be time to issue a roster update.
    Trent Edwards is clearly better than a 73, and Fred Jackson.... a 68!?

    Lets get it together. If you need to borrow points feel free to take some from JP at 82 or from the 13 guys we have sitting on IR.

    Thanks,
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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