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  • mybills
    81 st zoner
    • Jul 2002
    • 61717

    For all zoners!

    God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

    Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I always tried to do right by my fans."

    God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

    Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"

    Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

    God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.


    Finally, God turns to Tom Brady:
    "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

    Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!
  • DynaPaul
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 7540

    #2
    Re: For all zoners!

    And then God sent him to Hell where he was tormented by demons and forced to play on a football squad that could never win again. Tom Brady cried, he cried for eternity.

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    • Charo
      Junior Zoner
      • Dec 2007
      • 32

      #3
      Re: For all zoners!

      hahahahahahaha
      he's god in his dreams...or is it princess..i'm not quite sure

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      • B-DON
        hi
        • Mar 2004
        • 1985

        #4
        Re: For all zoners!

        that was hilarious

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        • mybills
          81 st zoner
          • Jul 2002
          • 61717

          #5
          Re: For all zoners!

          Originally posted by DevilPaul
          And then God sent him to Hell where he was tormented by demons and forced to play on a football squad that could never win again. Tom Brady cried, he cried for eternity.
          I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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          • SpillerThrills
            Registered User
            • Oct 2005
            • 1922

            #6
            Re: For all zoners!

            Originally posted by Charo
            hahahahahahaha
            he's god in his dreams...or is it princess..i'm not quite sure

            I'll go with pretty little princess.... with pink panties!
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