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mybills
12-26-2007, 09:01 AM
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"

Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.


Finally, God turns to Tom Brady:
"And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

DynaPaul
12-27-2007, 01:19 PM
And then God sent him to Hell where he was tormented by demons and forced to play on a football squad that could never win again. Tom Brady cried, he cried for eternity.

Charo
12-27-2007, 01:55 PM
hahahahahahaha
he's god in his dreams...or is it princess..i'm not quite sure

B-DON
12-27-2007, 03:33 PM
that was hilarious

mybills
12-27-2007, 06:16 PM
And then God sent him to Hell where he was tormented by demons and forced to play on a football squad that could never win again. Tom Brady cried, he cried for eternity.
:rofl:

SpillerThrills
12-27-2007, 07:00 PM
hahahahahahaha
he's god in his dreams...or is it princess..i'm not quite sure


I'll go with pretty little princess.... with pink panties!