Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

[Ebenezer]

The Bills offense is like the nice guys who does all the right things, says the right things, is very respectful of women, buys them drinks, treats them well, spends all night with them and might even get a kiss or cop a feel.....and goes home without scoring.

The Bills defense is like the shy but flirty girl that wants to be sexy and occasionally make a great impression. She lets the guys play all over the field in the hope they will like her and make a long term committment....and in the end gives in and lets them have their way.

[trapezeus]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

i like it, but i'd say the Bills offense is the 8th grade guy who is sitting in a folding chair afraid to ask anyone to dance because that would mean that they'd be taking a risk. and they just couldn't do that. so they'll stand there looking at their toes.

[mikemac2001]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

Id say the bills offense is like ron jeremy with tons of herpes

[SpillerThrills]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

Id say the bills offense is like ron jeremy with tons of herpes

problem is that would have to mean that we scored alot..... and we all know that didn't happen.

[Jan Reimers]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

The Bills offense is the geeky, pimply faced teenager that couldn't score in a cat house with a fistful of fifties.

The defense is a fast and loose woman who ultimately gets little respect.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

Offense is some old guy needing Viagra.

[Jan Reimers]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

I'll try to be a little more positive this time:

The offense is the shy, skinny girl with braces, who grows up to be Queen of the Prom.

The defense is the small, young, inexperienced guy who grows up to be the star athlete.

Or maybe it's the other way around.

[Ebenezer]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

I'll try to be a little more positive this time:

The offense is the shy, skinny girl with braces, who grows up to be Queen of the Prom.

The defense is the small, young, inexperienced guy who grows up to be the star athlete.

Or maybe it's the other way around.

that's optimistic

[Jan Reimers]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

that's optimistic

I'm trying, but with the Bills, the small young guy will probably turn into the Prom Queen.

[djjimkelly]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

offense is a eunuch

defense is the texas tunnel

[patmoran2006]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

The offense is like that punk ***** that never shuts the **** up...He talks mad trash about what he's going to do, yet never ends up doing anything at all.

All off-season long, training camp, etc we had to hear Losman run his mouth, as well as Fairchild about how good this offense was going to be.

[patmoran2006]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

The defense is like a typical chick bar slut-rag.

He's going to bang you.... He says he's going to bang you. you KNOW he's going to bang you and how he's going to go about doing it.. And at the end of the night, he ends up hitting that anyway-- why? Because your a bar slut-rag, so it is what it is.

[Kenny]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

Offense: nerdy teenager that tries hard to score, but can never get some.

Defense: fat girl that's always nice to everyone else despite everyone else walking all over her.

[Historian]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

Offense: Acted like the sixteen year old girl that got felt up at the drive-in.

Defense: Played like it had crabs to scratch.

Special Teams: Like the bar whore....usually scores.

[mybills]

Re: Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

I'm trying, but with the Bills, the small young guy will probably turn into the Prom Queen.