Describe the Bills offense and defense in male and female terms

[Ebenezer]

The Bills offense is like the nice guys who does all the right things, says the right things, is very respectful of women, buys them drinks, treats them well, spends all night with them and might even get a kiss or cop a feel.....and goes home without scoring.

The Bills defense is like the shy but flirty girl that wants to be sexy and occasionally make a great impression. She lets the guys play all over the field in the hope they will like her and make a long term committment....and in the end gives in and lets them have their way.

[trapezeus]

i like it, but i'd say the Bills offense is the 8th grade guy who is sitting in a folding chair afraid to ask anyone to dance because that would mean that they'd be taking a risk. and they just couldn't do that. so they'll stand there looking at their toes.

[mikemac2001]

Id say the bills offense is like ron jeremy with tons of herpes

[SpillerThrills]

Id say the bills offense is like ron jeremy with tons of herpes


problem is that would have to mean that we scored alot..... and we all know that didn't happen.

[Jan Reimers]

The Bills offense is the geeky, pimply faced teenager that couldn't score in a cat house with a fistful of fifties.

The defense is a fast and loose woman who ultimately gets little respect.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Offense is some old guy needing Viagra.

[Jan Reimers]

I'll try to be a little more positive this time:

The offense is the shy, skinny girl with braces, who grows up to be Queen of the Prom.

The defense is the small, young, inexperienced guy who grows up to be the star athlete.

Or maybe it's the other way around.

[Ebenezer]

I'll try to be a little more positive this time:

The offense is the shy, skinny girl with braces, who grows up to be Queen of the Prom.

The defense is the small, young, inexperienced guy who grows up to be the star athlete.

Or maybe it's the other way around.
that's optimistic

[Jan Reimers]

that's optimistic
I'm trying, but with the Bills, the small young guy will probably turn into the Prom Queen.

[djjimkelly]

offense is a eunuch

defense is the texas tunnel

[patmoran2006]

The offense is like that punk ***** that never shuts the **** up...He talks mad trash about what he's going to do, yet never ends up doing anything at all.

All off-season long, training camp, etc we had to hear Losman run his mouth, as well as Fairchild about how good this offense was going to be.

[patmoran2006]

The defense is like a typical chick bar slut-rag.

He's going to bang you.... He says he's going to bang you. you KNOW he's going to bang you and how he's going to go about doing it.. And at the end of the night, he ends up hitting that anyway-- why? Because your a bar slut-rag, so it is what it is.

[Kenny]

Offense: nerdy teenager that tries hard to score, but can never get some.

Defense: fat girl that's always nice to everyone else despite everyone else walking all over her.

[Historian]

Offense: Acted like the sixteen year old girl that got felt up at the drive-in.

Defense: Played like it had crabs to scratch.

Special Teams: Like the bar whore....usually scores.

[mybills]

I'm trying, but with the Bills, the small young guy will probably turn into the Prom Queen.
:roflmao:

[YardRat]

Defense...Homely B-movie porn 'star' with a bad boob job.

Offense...The guy in the last row of the theater in a trench coat whacking off.

[Historian]

Offense: Two Girls One Cup.

[OpIv37]

The offense is the guy who spends a ton of time in the gym, takes longer to get ready than most chicks, talks a big game about scoring all the time, but when he gets to the bar, all he has are a bunch of tired, predictable lines like "Do you have a quarter so I can call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams?"

They never work, so at the end of the day, he either doesn't score or only manages to score with the "last call" girls (the girls who no one picked up early in the night but don't seem so bad as a last option, especially after 11 beers and a tequila shot).

The defense is the good male friend with the crush on the hot girl- the one who's always there for her and doing the right things during the tough times, but in the end loses out to the roid-rage jock who's just looking for a hole.

[cocamide]

Our offense is like a guy who can go around screwing anyone he wants to, but has no STDs since he can't catch a thing.

Our defense is the same one that Phil Jackson uses in LA: The Brokeback Mountain one where the offense always gets penetration.

[jamze132]

Our offense was that little queer running around talking like a man but couldn't back it up with actions.

Our defense was a just a Cleveland Steamer.

[Dont drink the water]

Offense: needs prescription strength potency drug
Defense: has PMS - very strong but inconsistant

[blackonyx89]

Offense- Too predictable and whitebread as far as playcalling.

Defense- Too soft like a wet piece of toilet tissue.