Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

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  • Mitchy moo
    Roways rooking ahread!
    • Sep 2005
    • 18380

    Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

    How do you make the team more profitable ??

    We need to give the old man some ideas, lord knows he has no idea how to make the extra $$$$$$$$ to make the team competitive now.
  • Ebenezer
    Give me a minute...
    • Jul 2002
    • 73868

    #2
    Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

    he wills me the Bills? unless he dies in 2009 I have to figure out where to get the money to pay the inheritance tax or I have to sell the team...anything else is academic.




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    • LABillsFan
      Registered User
      • Aug 2002
      • 4418

      #3
      Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

      I lower beer prices to $3 a glass with a 5 drink min. (cuz you know after 5, comes a 12'er) Then instead of Ketchup I put in packs of Dave's Insanity hot sauce, you guessed it, another 3 or 4 beers. I put a beautiful woman in the souvenir stand and raise those prices.

      I was at a Bison's game once and before the game started I was checking out an old school Bison's jersey at the stand. I asked how much it was, I forgot how much she said, it was so long ago. I said no thanks I didn't have that much to drink, low and behold comes the 7th inning stretch, I'm tanked and before the first out of the 8th, I'm wearing an old school Bison's Jersey.
      Last edited by LABillsFan; 01-11-2008, 01:22 AM.
      I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't repeat myself.

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      • LtFinFan66
        Registered User
        • Mar 2005
        • 47199

        #4
        Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

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        • Night Train
          Retired - On Several Levels
          • Jul 2005
          • 33117

          #5
          Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

          Sell 50 % of the team to Rick Snowden, the strip club king. Sell exclusive Season ticket packages including after game limo rides back to Ricks Tally-Ho, open bar & multiple private booth passes.

          You'd sell out every season and have a waiting list of 40,000.

          That's gold, Jerry..GOLD !
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          • Stewie
            Sarah Palin for President... of my pants!
            • Aug 2002
            • 11567

            #6
            Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

            more profitable? move the team to LA of course
            Originally posted by Topdog
            Damn , your're showing you're ignorance!
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            I love Weiner.
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            also cheese

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            • streetkings01
              Registered User
              • Jul 2006
              • 2980

              #7
              Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

              I'd move the team to L.A.!LOL



























              Just kidding I swear, please dont ban me!!!!!
              You can call me streetkings

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              • streetkings01
                Registered User
                • Jul 2006
                • 2980

                #8
                Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

                Originally posted by paulB
                more profitable? move the team to LA of course
                LOL....didn't even see this post!
                You can call me streetkings

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                • DraftBoy
                  Administrator
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 107452

                  #9
                  Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

                  Hire Good Looking strippers to be the new Jills
                  COMING SOON...
                  Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
                  We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                  • bigbub2352
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 5386

                    #10
                    Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

                    Change the uniforms, so net sales increase on all apparrel
                    XTRA CRISPY XTRA SAUCEY

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                    • Jeff1220
                      H to the 12:20
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 6136

                      #11
                      Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

                      More profitable?
                      I'd sell the team (quickly) to the highest bidding business group that knows what the heck they're doing, then I'd retire on the fortune I just made.

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                      • Dont drink the water
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 587

                        #12
                        Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....
                        • Raise ticket costs to get some of the riff-raff out.
                        • Find a way to fine those who cause trouble in stands so more want to come.
                        • Install a high reseller license fee. Aggressively go after the ticket agencies buying blocks of tickets and selling to opposition fans; put clause in contract allowing them to take back seats without payment to commercial sellers. Some areas in stadium seem to have large numbers of these fans some games.
                        • Hire a top-rate hidden camera crew and put bugs on sideline, locker room, everyhere.

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                        • streetkings01
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 2980

                          #13
                          Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

                          Originally posted by DraftBoy
                          Hire Good Looking strippers to be the new Jills
                          What happened to that guy that looked like Drew Bledsoe and used to love him some jills??? I think Phil was his name?
                          You can call me streetkings

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                          • theanswer74
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 784

                            #14
                            Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

                            Originally posted by Skooby
                            How do you make the team more profitable ??

                            We need to give the old man some ideas, lord knows he has no idea how to make the extra $$$$$$$$ to make the team competitive now.
                            How would I make the team more profitable? Can you say LA Bills?

                            Honestly, thats the only way. But like Mr Wilson, I could never move or sell the team to a buyer out of town.

                            So what i would do is plead my case to Jerry Jones and Daniel Snyder to try and get them to improve the revenue sharing plan that as is will ruin the NFL for small market teams.

                            I would also take away budget from players salaries and add budget to the front office. Get a strong group in here running the Bills, pay them well enough that they want to stay, and hope they can draft and develop the best team possible.

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                            • venis2k1
                              Youboty can hope
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 4621

                              #15
                              Re: Let's say RW just wills you the Bills when he croaks....

                              Originally posted by theanswer74
                              How would I make the team more profitable? Can you say LA Bills?

                              Honestly, thats the only way. But like Mr Wilson, I could never move or sell the team to a buyer out of town.

                              So what i would do is plead my case to Jerry Jones and Daniel Snyder to try and get them to improve the revenue sharing plan that as is will ruin the NFL for small market teams.

                              I would also take away budget from players salaries and add budget to the front office. Get a strong group in here running the Bills, pay them well enough that they want to stay, and hope they can draft and develop the best team possible.
                              So your not gonna sign every Big name free agent to hit the market??? every person on this board will call you cheap and senile.

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