So I didnt get the GM job

[DraftBoy]

I just cant figure out why exactly, I mean my resume is solid, and my cover letter was the bomb. Here you guys take a look and tell me what you think;

Dear Ralphy,
I have no experience as general manager but I sure as **** have gotten more picks right in the past 3 years then the collective asshats at OBD have in the past 10, why not give me a crack at it. You know I figured you guys hire just about anyone anyways, so what the hell and if we suck we can just raise ticket prices again!

Sincerely,
DB

PS. Also since I have more drafting talent in my right testicle then the FO collectivley there at OBD I was wondering if I could get my own parking spot?

PSS. Tell Jauron to get bent. His **** better be gone by the time I get there. Im putting a sauna in his office.

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[Devin]

:rofl:

[TacklingDummy]

My inside source told me that PatMoran seen your resume laying on Ralph's desk and he replaced it with his own.

[Dr. Lecter]

Ralph did call me about a reference.


I told you not to piss me off.

[shelby]

:10:
Should have used me for a reference, DB. i would have told Ralph you don't take any :bs: from people on a Bills message board.

[DraftBoy]

I put down for references;
Ice
Devin
Lecter


I was told that Ice was in a mental ward somewhere yammering on and on about TexASS

Devin was drunk when he got the call and in the middle of "something"

Lecter kept yelling at some guy in the background he was calling Historian?

:idunno:

I should of put you down Shelby...damn cant believe it probably cost me this job...

[DraftBoy]

My inside source told me that PatMoran seen your resume laying on Ralph's desk and he replaced it with his own.

That dirty little bastard

[L.A. Playa]

didnt know you where looking for a minimum wage job

[Dr. Lecter]

I should of put you down Shelby...damn cant believe it probably cost me this job...

Methinks she would have been in the same condition as Devin.

[honey]

:wave: I'm available if you need a reference. :biggrin:

[Jan Reimers]

I think it was too much humility.

[patmoran2006]

Ralph did call me about a reference.


I told you not to piss me off.
Did it take him 25 minutes to get out two coherent sentences in a row?

[TacklingDummy]

I put down for references;
Ice



I was told that Ice was in a mental ward somewhere yammering on and on about TexASS


TexASS or Tulsa? Many people from Buffalo are moving to Tulsa. Maybe someday even the Bills.

[Nighthawk]

FYI - I gave you a good reference.

[chernobylwraiths]

Methinks she would have been in the same condition as Devin.

I thought she might have been the "something".

[DraftBoy]

I thought she might have been the "something".

You know with Terry working those weird hours now...:bandwagon

[DraftBoy]

Hey I havent gotten negged for this yet

[Historian]

Evidently, you haven't studied how to screw loyal customers hard enough, DB.

Try starting at the gas company and then working your way up.

Hey...this new clown has to get fired eventually....right?

[Gunzlingr]

I heard you were a finalist, but Guy took Ralph to Denny's for an early bird special, and that sealed it.

[DraftBoy]

I heard you were a finalist, but Guy took Ralph to Denny's for an early bird special, and that sealed it.


I only could afford the Shoney's buffet...damn college loans....

[DraftBoy]

Evidently, you haven't studied how to screw loyal customers hard enough, DB.

Try starting at the gas company and then working your way up.

Hey...this new clown has to get fired eventually....right?


Pfft...I studied politics, they wont let you graduate without knowing how to screw people

[LifetimeBillsFan]

Consider yourself lucky that you didn't get the job, DB: 30 seconds after you started half the people here would have been criticizing you for the way you were breathing, how you were dressed, your looks, etc., calling you all kinds of names, etc.--just because they didn't get the job instead of you...!

[Night Train]

I'd hire you as the director of Scouting, DB. You'd like that job far better anyhow.

Of course, you'd have to move to Jacksonville and build a house.

[Turf]

You forgot to tell Ralph the most important thing. You come cheap.

[R. Rich]

Ralph did call me about a reference.


What does Ralph inquiring 'bout adult diapers have to do w/ Draftboy's ******ed dreams of being the GM of the Bills?