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  • shelby
    The Vanilla admin
    • Jul 2002
    • 48489
    #1

    Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed



    Attention Buffalo: Any gray clouds today are only meteorological, not metaphysical. The curse has been lifted.
    It happened Saturday night, when a crew of mediums and witches and assorted believers pooled their positive energy and threw off the spell.
    They forever ensured that no Super Bowl field goal ever again swings wide right, no more factories close, and champagne drips from Lord Stanley’s Cup right here at Lake Erie’s edge.
    Chisel this date in Buffalo history: Jan. 26, 2008. That’s when renowned paranormalist Mason C. Winfield III uttered this chant: “Put off your aches, your pains, your ills . . . God bless our Sabres and our Bills.”


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  • Mitchy moo
    Roways rooking ahread!
    • Sep 2005
    • 18380
    #2
    Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

    Originally posted by shelby






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    I'm going to Vegas right now to bet on the Sabres SC season.
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    • Jan Reimers
      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
      • May 2003
      • 17353
      #3
      Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

      It was actually the "Smoking Man" on "The X-Files" who decreed the Bills would never win a Super Bowl as long as he was alive. I think he's now dead, along with the show.
      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?
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      • RedEyE
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 24661
        #4
        Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

        Originally posted by Jan Reimers
        It was actually the "Smoking Man" on "The X-Files" who decreed the Bills would never win a Super Bowl as long as he was alive. I think he's now dead, along with the show.
        I remember that episode. What a son-of-a b****
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        • Jan Reimers
          Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
          • May 2003
          • 17353
          #5
          Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

          Originally posted by RedEyE
          I remember that episode. What a son-of-a b****
          Yeah, he also assassinated JFK and MLK, using Oswald and James Earl Ray as dupes. And he did some other really nefarious deeds, too.

          But why couldn't he leave our beloved Bills alone?
          Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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          • mybills
            81 st zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 61717
            #6
            Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

            Maybe it’s about the power of positive thinking, mixed with the energy of so many people

            If the power of prayer works, why not this? I cringe every time I see someone say NE will automatically win the Super Bowl. Keep saying that, keep thinking that, and they will.
            I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

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            • jamze132
              Don’t hate…
              • Jun 2003
              • 29295
              #7
              Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

              Originally posted by mybills
              Maybe it’s about the power of positive thinking, mixed with the energy of so many people

              If the power of prayer works, why not this? I cringe every time I see someone say NE will automatically win the Super Bowl. Keep saying that, keep thinking that, and they will.
              I don't think a supernatural force is going help the Patriots win another Super Bowl and keep the city of Buffalo in the crapper.

              And who says the power of prayer works? I have been praying for the Bills to not suck for about 10 years now...

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              • JD
                Sabres Zone
                • Sep 2003
                • 13752
                #8
                Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

                I think my grandmas was one of the coocoos lol, shes been telling me about that date for two years.

                If it works I want everyones zonebucks.
                “You hold a players only meeting and get each guy to stand up and say what he can bring to the table... and if he doesn't, you punch him in the face.” ~~ Harry Neale, on how to fix the Sabres season.

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                • Dujek
                  Hall of Fame Zoner
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 7806
                  #9
                  Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

                  Originally posted by Jan Reimers
                  It was actually the "Smoking Man" on "The X-Files" who decreed the Bills would never win a Super Bowl as long as he was alive. I think he's now dead, along with the show.
                  They're making another movie though.
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                  • im4bflo
                    the EPITOMY of PATHETIC
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 7000
                    #10
                    Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

                    Believe in it or not, prayer, voodoo, spells or anti-curses, I'm for ANYTHING that could possibly help!

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                    • JD
                      Sabres Zone
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 13752
                      #11
                      Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

                      Originally posted by Dujek
                      They're making another movie though.
                      Maybe the smoking man apologizes and takes back what he said because of this cleansing
                      “You hold a players only meeting and get each guy to stand up and say what he can bring to the table... and if he doesn't, you punch him in the face.” ~~ Harry Neale, on how to fix the Sabres season.

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                      • im4bflo
                        the EPITOMY of PATHETIC
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 7000
                        #12
                        Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

                        Originally posted by JD SabreFan
                        Maybe the smoking man apologizes and takes back what he said because of this cleansing
                        That cancer man has got to have something to do with this Boston run also!
                        Pats/RedSux/Celtics

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                        • Confused
                          All-Pro Zoner
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 2479
                          #13
                          Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

                          not the spooks I was thinking.........

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                          • Gunzlingr
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 45976
                            #14
                            Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

                            I bet DiscoPatti had a hand in this.
                            You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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                            • Meathead
                              Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 21349
                              #15
                              Re: Buffalo and Bills get spook-proofed

                              this must be why there are so many high motor guys on the team
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