"Completely Unofficial" Super Bowl Thread

[BlackMetalNinja]

If you want to talk unofficially about the Super Bowl, feel free to do it here. Last year's unofficial Super Bowl Thread took off and beat out both the official threads started in the wee hours of the morning, don't miss the boat again this year!

For the record, New England 37-17, but that's completely unofficial of course. Personally I will only watch this game because it's the last real football game for the next 7 months, otherwise I "unofficially" don't really give a damn.

Pregame shows starts at 2pm EST, but you can find plenty of coverage in the meantime if you so desire it.

Oh, and I almost forgot... Hooray for commercials!

[TacklingDummy]

Go Pats.

I hope the commericals are good.

[mybills]

Personally I will only watch this game because it's the last real football game for the next 7 months
The Pro Bowl is fake? :eek:

[hydro]

Yeah the Pro Bowl blows...

[shelby]

i'm more excited about the commercials than the actual game.

[mybills]

Yeah the Pro Bowl blows...
it's also, real.

[BlackMetalNinja]

OMG pregame in an hour and 15 minutes... can't stand the excitement anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gr8slayer]

41-17 Pats

[Hard Nose Football]

43-13 Pats.

The 72 fins can go to hell.

[honey]

Dug this one up. :rofl:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=fJNC3dgreaU

[mybills]

Is it real if they cheat again?

[Typ0]

this is the biggest game that has ever been played. It will far surpass any other game in the history of sports as the greatest game. There is no question in my mind at the end of the day there will be a world champion followed by a tremendous story be it best team ever or biggest upset ever. This game will be as hard fought as you will ever see. I'm really looking forward to watching this fuzzy superbowl.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Less than 2 hours!!!!!

OMG Ryan Seacrest!

I'm going to have an anuerysm before the game starts I swear.

[TheWingHead]

I think hearing Terry Bradshaw just drop the F bomb on live tv was the highlight of the show.

[Typ0]

I think hearing Terry Bradshaw just drop the F bomb on live tv was the highlight of the show.


I missed that...what happened?

[Dujek]

Go Giants!

[BlackMetalNinja]

Just about game time! Who's going to keep me company as I nitpick really stupid things throughout this lame ass game?

[BlackMetalNinja]

Jordin Sparks is better than Tom Brady...



at singing!

[chubluv]

Nice fly over!!!

[BlackMetalNinja]

Is the prekickoff post pregame show show over yet???

[BlackMetalNinja]

Hey, look, the Dolphins actually won something!

[BlackMetalNinja]

How man people does it take to flip a coin?

[BlackMetalNinja]

Giants win the toss and will receive... and I'm going to Out-Skooby Skooby in this thread!

[chubluv]

Look its Teddy God on TV

[BlackMetalNinja]

Jesus Christ!!!!





was just on my TV!

[chubluv]

Less then one minute!!! Are you ready?

[BlackMetalNinja]

Kickoff is less than 1 minute away!!!! Which means theres plenty of time for yet another commercial!

Seriously, tell me who has sweeter commercials than Ford? They do crazy **** with their trucks in those ads.

[chubluv]

Here come the flash bulbs put the sun glasses on.

[chubluv]

Kickoff is less than 1 minute away!!!! Which means theres plenty of time for yet another commercial!

Seriously, tell me who has sweeter commercials than Ford? They do crazy **** with their trucks in those ads.



I agree.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Did Troy Aikman just say that Eli Manning wears makeup?

[BlackMetalNinja]

Does any team other than the Giants have uniforms that don't at all match the colors on their helmet? There is hardly any blue on "Big Blue's" unis.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Eli is 2/2... you have to consider him the leading candidate for MVP at this point!

[chubluv]

You are on a roll BMN

[BlackMetalNinja]

Man, last year my Super Bowl Thread was busy as hell the whole game, must be everybody has something better to do tonight. Odd considering everybody said they don't care about this game.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Finally... Commercial time!

[chubluv]

Bud lite lets you breathe fire

[BlackMetalNinja]

That Audi looks sick, but that commercial was pretty lame.

[chubluv]

Jacobs looks like a bulldozer out there.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Peyton sure seems to be having a *great* time.

[chubluv]

Thunder & Lightning.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Belicheck's hoody looks shiny

[BlackMetalNinja]

Damn, I really expected Eli to come out and have his "Is this guy really a #1 draft pick" type of games. Looks like I'm wrong so far.

[chubluv]

Did you see in the pre pre pre pre game show that those hoodies sell for $75 and they are the hottest selling item in Boston.

[Dr. Lecter]

That Audi looks sick, but that commercial was pretty lame.

Godfather spoof.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I watched about 15 minutes of pregame today. I was playing Rock Band most of the day.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Godfather spoof.
Thanks Captain Obvious!

[BlackMetalNinja]

Dammit, all that drive looks great, but if they can't put it in the end zone, they don't have a chance in this game.

[chubluv]

3-0 WooHooo

[Dr. Lecter]

Thanks Captain Obvious!

Go play Rock band.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Pepsi Commercial = LAME

[chernobylwraiths]

What happened to the clock? I didn't see it run after the 3rd down play and it didn't even start when they kicked the field goal.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Go play Rock band.

No way, who would keep my sweet thread alive if I did that?

[BlackMetalNinja]

What happened to the clock? I didn't see it run after the 3rd down play and it didn't even start when they kicked the field goal.

I think we need a conspiracy saying the NFL wants the Pats to win!

[Dr. Lecter]

Dammit, all that drive looks great, but if they can't put it in the end zone, they don't have a chance in this game.

It's just like watching the Bills!

[chubluv]

:boring: commercials

[BlackMetalNinja]

It's just like watching the Bills!

Watching the Bills in January??? Like that would happen.

[chubluv]

Now that was a good bud light one.

[chubluv]

Kick his ass seabass

[BlackMetalNinja]

Where's the damn godaddy.com commercial already. I vote it best of the night before it even airs.

[Dr. Lecter]

Almost Brady to Moss time

[chubluv]

Maroney is saying dont forget about me.

[chubluv]

That wasnt a good pass.

[Dr. Lecter]

And it is almost Bourbon time too!

[BlackMetalNinja]

I have NY - 3 and NE - 0 in both pools, which obviously means that NE will score here to screw me before the end of the quarter.

[BlackMetalNinja]

And it is almost Bourbon time too!
Go all out, One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer!

[BlackMetalNinja]

Run Clock Run!!!

[chubluv]

How

[BlackMetalNinja]

what a great job description:

I'm the guy that aims the camera at Tom Brady's ankle all game

[Dr. Lecter]

I have NY - 3 and NE - 0 in both pools, which obviously means that NE will score here to screw me before the end of the quarter.

I will never forgive McNabb for his pic the one year. COst me $2500.

[chubluv]

WTF kind of spot was that? He rolled over to there.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Run one up the gut for 4 yards and end the quarter dammit!

[BlackMetalNinja]

I will never forgive McNabb for his pic the one year. COst me $2500.

I got boned by the INT return at the end of the TB/Oak Super Bowl that year.

[chubluv]

BMN I have 3 & 3 in a pool Which one of us is going to win?

[Dr. Lecter]

Oh-oh

[BlackMetalNinja]

Dammit, I told you they're going to score before the end of the 1st!

[chubluv]

Well after that penalty I think we are both going to lose.

[BlackMetalNinja]

stuff a run!!!!!!!!

[Dr. Lecter]

Good call.

[chernobylwraiths]

I think BMN wins!

[chubluv]

:bf1: BMN

[BlackMetalNinja]

WOOOOOOOOOO ZBs for me!!!

[Dr. Lecter]

*****ing Metal Ninja Wins!!!

[chubluv]

What did you win?

[chernobylwraiths]

That looked like Valerie and Dozer.

[chubluv]

Zonebucks, you were rooting for zonebucks? :doh:

[Dr. Lecter]

Woo Hoo! i just won real money!

[chernobylwraiths]

WTF kind of spot was that? He rolled over to there.

What do you expect?

[BlackMetalNinja]

43,750 ZBs!

[chubluv]

What do you expect?

You are right what was I thinking?

[chubluv]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[BlackMetalNinja]

I think I bought like 30 squares between the 3 pools

[BlackMetalNinja]

Yeah, I'd officially bang the holy hell out of Angelina Jolie.

Oh, and Morgan Freeman is the man too.

[chubluv]

There were 3 pools? I only thought there was one and it sold out while I was in Cancun last week.

[chubluv]

godaddy.com time

[chubluv]

I'll be right back :drool:

[chernobylwraiths]

Haha BMN, Godaddy has Danica Patrick! Better get going!

[BlackMetalNinja]

After the first one sold out, Rockstar started 2 more. One is winner take all for $250 a square, the other was 25,000 per quarter for 1000 a square.

[BlackMetalNinja]

They'll have another commercial still too... Candice Michelle!

[Dr. Lecter]

Yeah, I'd officially bang the holy hell out of Angelina Jolie.

Oh, and Morgan Freeman is the man too.
She is over-rated, imo.

[chubluv]

Danika wants to keep her beaver out of site

[BlackMetalNinja]

Oh ma, I just went and saw the commercial... They show Danica Patrick's Beaver!

[Dr. Lecter]

I would tag the hell out of Gisele.

[chernobylwraiths]

I love how they have priced the average fan out of the game so that the celebs can go to the Superbowls.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Hell has already stained her... with Tom Brady :ill:

[chubluv]

hold on to the f'n ball

[Dr. Lecter]

The Giants got lucky there, that was a fumble.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Yeah, Super Bowl crowds have to be the lamest ever.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Nice blitz pickup by Jacobs there.

[chubluv]

Nice catch

[chubluv]

Now punch it in boys

[BlackMetalNinja]

Ha, when they showed Jenny McCarthy and Pamela Anderson right in a row, all I could think of is all the Kleenex those two helped me kill back in the day.

[Dr. Lecter]

Ha, when they showed Jenny McCarthy and Pamela Anderson right in a row, all I could think of is all the Kleenex those two helped me kill back in the day.
TMI

[BlackMetalNinja]

Lorenzen has to be the fattest NFL QB ever!

F'n Patriots...

[BlackMetalNinja]

TMI

What, for some reason they caused my sinuses to fill up!

[hydro]

Lorenzen has to be the fattest NFL QB ever!

F'n Patriots...

Seriously, how is he a backup QB in the NFL? He must have a rocket arm or something.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Ok, the Clydesdale/Rocky commercial is easily the best of the night thus far.

[Dr. Lecter]

That Bud commercial was cool.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Can we start betting odds on Ironman being yet another lame ass comic movie?

[Dr. Lecter]

Iron Man looks pretty good!

[Dr. Lecter]

Nice 3rd down stop.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I bet you half way through it Tony Stark starts doing blow left and right...

[chubluv]

Big 3rd down stop.

[chernobylwraiths]

Oh look, the NE guy punches the Giant in the face and no penalty on either of them.

[Dr. Lecter]

Lame Clooney movie

[BlackMetalNinja]

Was that Danny DeVito or Napoleon Bonaparte?

[BlackMetalNinja]

You guys are going to have to suffer without my awesomness for a little bit here in a few. Dinner's ready!

[Dr. Lecter]

Bringing home my wireless laptop was a good idea.

[Dr. Lecter]

Was that Danny DeVito or Napoleon Bonaparte?

BF1?

[BlackMetalNinja]

I hear a Door's song going through my head right now...

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end


Turnovers will lead to this team getting destroyed.

[hydro]

This thread is going to be lame for a bit with out BMN's awesomeness...

:sigh:

[BlackMetalNinja]

Bringing home my wireless laptop was a good idea.

Yup, I dug my wife's out, just so I could sit here and drive up my post count!

[BlackMetalNinja]

This thread is going to be lame for a bit with out BMN's awesomeness...

:sigh:
I'll eat quickly, I don't want you to have to be alone with Lecter... nobody deserves that fate. Back in a bit.

[hydro]

:rofl:

[Dr. Lecter]

Being without BMN's awesomeness is like being without Hillary's beauty.

[chernobylwraiths]

I'll eat quickly, I don't want you to have to be alone with Lecter... nobody deserves that fate. Back in a bit.

:wtf:

[hydro]

So no new fox show after the Super Bowl. That hasn't happened in a while...

[hydro]

Brady on the ground! Doesn't get any better than that!

[chernobylwraiths]

I picked NE to win just to help out the Giants!

[chubluv]

Big pick up on that run

[chubluv]

NYG is killing the T.O.P. stat, but only have 3 points to show for it.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Suggestion... Campbell's Supper Bakes = :down:

The rice wasn't very good.

[BlackMetalNinja]

The under definitely seems like it was the safe bet for this game.

[hydro]

The under definitely seems like it was the safe bet for this game.

I was thinking the same thing.

But dont jinx it! *knocks on wood*

[chernobylwraiths]

Aren't you not supposed to hold a guy from getting to the ball? What did Vrabel do to Bradshaw?

[BlackMetalNinja]

Cher, if you spend the whole night pointing out things that NE gets away with, you're just going to be that much more miserable when they win...

[BlackMetalNinja]

Unibrows are HOT

[hydro]

But his post count will certainly benefit from it!

[Dr. Lecter]

:rofl: on Barkley and Wade.

[chernobylwraiths]

Cher, if you spend the whole night pointing out things that NE gets away with, you're just going to be that much more miserable when they win...

Na, they will win anyway. I just hate them. Don't rain on my hate dammit!

[chernobylwraiths]

But his post count will certainly benefit from it!

Damn straight.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Hey to YOU!

[BlackMetalNinja]

That mouse was showing some nice Ground and Pound!

[hydro]

Well that Doritos commercial caught be by surprise.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I hope NE gets a FG... I'd win another 43,750 ZBs!

[BlackMetalNinja]

Hmm, I wonder what the odds of me getting a doctor's appt for tomorrow is when I won't be able to call until tomorrow morning...

[hydro]

Hope for someone canceling tonight...

[chernobylwraiths]

Hmm, I wonder what the odds of me getting a doctor's appt for tomorrow is when I won't be able to call until tomorrow morning...

:confused:

[chubluv]

Brady is going down like a cheap hooker.

[BlackMetalNinja]

With my luck, I'll get one but it'll be in the morning, so I'll have to turn around and leave work shortly after I get there to go...

[chernobylwraiths]

what do you need a doctor's appointment for?

[chubluv]

Hey it took them this long to show SBXXV highlights.

[Dr. Lecter]

Brady sucks! Bring out Cassel for the 2nd half!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlackMetalNinja]

what do you need a doctor's appointment for?

Something is wrong with my stomach... It's been bothering me a lot since Thursday. I'll spare you all the details, but at any rate I've only eaten 4 times in 4 days and I've lost 6-7lbs. as well. Some other things causing me concern about it, so I think I'll try and get it checked out.

[hydro]

Brady sucks! Bring out Cassel for the 2nd half!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

[BlackMetalNinja]

Cooooooooooome on NE field goal!

[BlackMetalNinja]

Dammit all...

[hydro]

Turnover with 10secs left, not exactly ideal :rolleyes:

[chernobylwraiths]

looked like Moss's knee was down before he got to the sidelines. :D

[chubluv]

Its about time he fumbled he has been getting nailed all night.

[hydro]

Tuck is showing that the contract extension was well deserved.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Tuck = MVP for the 1st Half.

[BlackMetalNinja]

NBF wins 18,750 and BillsIn05 wins 25,000.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Is there anything else good on a different channel at halftime? Or am I relegated to watching Tom Petty?

[BlackMetalNinja]

Hmm, Ninja Warrior is on! :up:

[chernobylwraiths]

Currently, the Patriots are furiously going through the tapes of the defensive signals at halftime.

[Dr. Lecter]

I am actually looking forward to Petty.

[chernobylwraiths]

I don't mind Petty either.

[hydro]

Same here Lecter.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I don't mind Petty either... but I hate Super Bowl Halftime shows.

[chubluv]

Well its already better then Prince & Sir Paul from the last 2 years.

[shelby]

BMN, feel better soon.

My thoughts...i am pleased with the Giants' defense thus far. Three sacks on Brady and good pressure throughout, for the most part. i hate the evil empire and want to burn Belichick's hoodie. i hope Eli can keep it together, lots of turnovers going on. Go Gmen!

As an aside, i love Tom Petty, but he doesn't sound that great. But God bless him for not lipsynching.

[chernobylwraiths]

Hey Chub, how about all the crap going on at our HS alma mater?

[chubluv]

Nice beard

[Dr. Lecter]

Well its already better then Prince & Sir Paul from the last 2 years.

I loved Sir Paul!!!

[chernobylwraiths]

For a football post, the Giants have to turn their pressure into turnovers or it will not be pretty in the second half.

[Dr. Lecter]

BMN, feel better soon.

My thoughts...i am pleased with the Giants' defense thus far. Three sacks on Brady and good pressure throughout, for the most part. i hate the evil empire and want to burn Belichick's hoodie. i hope Eli can keep it together, lots of turnovers going on. Go Gmen!

As an aside, i love Tom Petty, but he doesn't sound that great. But God bless him for not lipsynching.

Coy looks much happier next to you...........

I want to burn the hoodie too and he does can still be wearing it!

[Dr. Lecter]

Nice beard

He looks 1/2 dead w/o it.

Kinda like he has used a bunch of drugs or something.

[hydro]

He looks 1/2 dead w/o it.

Kinda like he has used a bunch of drugs or something.

I am sure he has done no such thing.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Thanks Shelby, hopefully it's nothing serious, but something just doesn't seem right, so I'm erring on the side of caution. Plus I pay for insurance, I might as well use it... I haven't in the 8+ months I've been at this job so far.

Agree with you about the Giants D... definitely impressed so far. Hopefully they keep it up and the offense gets it together too.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ballin!

[hydro]

Going commando!

[chubluv]

Hey Chub, how about all the crap going on at our HS alma mater?


I just read about it this weekend. I still don't know the whole story I'm going to have to look up articles in the archives to learn more.

I do know that Mrs Barton was a f'n ***** when I went there. She came in my sophomore year, and she took every thing away from us. When ever one of us tried to stand up to her she blew up at us. She even took away our junior prom from us. She tried taking away our senior prom, but our teacher advisor's threatened to sue her. So she backed down.

[SquishDaFish]

GO GMEN!!

[shelby]

unpopular choice, but my all time favorite Tom Petty song is "don't come around here no more" w/ Dave Stuart of the Eurythmics.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Runnin Down a Dream...

Brady's Such A Queen...

[chubluv]

Nice avatar billsin05

[hydro]

That girl in red they just showed... :hubba:

[BlackMetalNinja]

unpopular choice, but my all time favorite Tom Petty song is "don't come around here no more" w/ Dave Stuart of the Eurythmics.

I love that video :up:

[BlackMetalNinja]

That girl in red they just showed... :hubba:

I missed it.. thanks for the headsup... Hooray DVR!

[shelby]

Nice avatar billsin05
it is so offensive....

:D

[hydro]

I missed it.. thanks for the headsup... Hooray DVR!

:up:

[BlackMetalNinja]

Hmm, I'm sure this piece of cake I'm about to eat will help my stomach out...

[Dr. Lecter]

I need to win some money. I am way down.

[Dr. Lecter]

Hey! A kid from RockStar-ville won something

[shelby]

i just had 6 Buffalo wings and a chimichanga.:fat:

However, i have given up on beer. 5 am comes early.

[Dr. Lecter]

i just had 6 Buffalo wings and a chimichanga.:fat:

However, i have given up on beer. 5 am comes early.

Jim Beam/Ginger Ale = Yummy

[chernobylwraiths]

unpopular choice, but my all time favorite Tom Petty song is "don't come around here no more" w/ Dave Stuart of the Eurythmics.

I like Runnin Down a Dream, Last Dance with Mary Jane among others. I thought it was a good show. Good enough to maybe me my favorite ever for a SB halftime show.

[chubluv]

Bomb on first play?

[chernobylwraiths]

it is so offensive....

:D

:::

[chubluv]

They need to put a big player in front of Welker so Brady cant see him and dump it off.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I hope the power rankings are this week... this thread in combination with my other efforts lately should easily propel me into the Top 10!

[hydro]

I hope the power rankings are this week... this thread in combination with my other efforts lately should easily propel me into the Top 10!
If anyone from the secret panel is keeping tabs of this thread...

[chernobylwraiths]

Welker ain't going to take many more of those hits.

[hydro]

Yeah, definitely could tell that shook him up!

[BlackMetalNinja]

That Panda commercial was totally racist, I predict we never see it again.

[hydro]

That Panda commercial was totally racist, I predict we never see it again.
I was offended!

[chernobylwraiths]

:rofl: at Shaq getting hit in the package!

[chernobylwraiths]

They can't challenge that!

[chubluv]

Since when is that a challenge?

[hydro]

I am sure the companies paying for commercials are happy that this game hasn't gotten out of hand. Everyone should still be glued to the TV set.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Sweet, did you see Dude in that Bud Light commercial?

[chernobylwraiths]

Since when can you challenge a penalty? That has nothing to do with change of possesion! I never heard of that before!

[SabreEleven]

Is it me or is Tom Petty WAY over rated and sucks?

[shelby]

i should be, but i'm :curse:ing tired....

[Dr. Lecter]

:rofl: at Richard simmons.

[hydro]

Is it me or is Tom Petty WAY over rated and sucks?

I am going to go out on a limb and say its just you.

[Dr. Lecter]

Since when can you challenge a penalty? That has nothing to do with change of possesion! I never heard of that before!

You can challenge twelve men.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Uhoh, Cher is going to be angry...

[chubluv]

Cheaters thats bull crap.

[shelby]

:curse: i hate the :curse:ing Patriots.
This could be the game right here.

[chernobylwraiths]

You can challenge twelve men.

I never heard that before.

[Dr. Lecter]

Cheaters thats bull crap.
It was the right call.....

[BlackMetalNinja]

Super Bowlads sounds like a serious medical disorder to me...

[chernobylwraiths]

It was the right call.....

yes, but I never heard that could be challenged before.

[hydro]

STD? :idunno:

[chubluv]

Great tackle.

[Meathead]

thats game

i didnt watch the first half in accordance with my denial that the pats dont exist but i was curious to hear a little of whats going on so i watched the halftime and up until that penalty

now i will tell you whats gonna happen

pats will score within four plays and win going away

enjoy

[hydro]

My Super Bowlads is really itching...

[chernobylwraiths]

Freaking guy knocked him over for the first down.

[Dr. Lecter]

Holy Mark Ingrahm Tackling BAtman!!!!!

[BlackMetalNinja]

DOOOOOOOOOOOWN GOES BRADY!

[hydro]

Strahan is a beast!

[chernobylwraiths]

yes!

[BlackMetalNinja]

Definitely impressed with the Giants shutting down NE's Offense, but it won't mean crap if they can't put some damn points up themselves.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Is the big twist that Hyundai made a car that might not suck?

[clumping platelets]

Pass up a 48 yd FG?

[hydro]

Giants need to cash in here sooner or later.

[hydro]

Wall E kinda reminds me of Jonny 5.

[Ebenezer]

Pass up a 48 yd FG?
getting desparate?

[Mitchy moo]

Is the big twist that Hyundai made a car that might not suck?

375 HP? Holy crap.