Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation

[Jeff1220]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/patriots_season_perfect_for_rest


February 07, 2008
Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation
..."I just couldn't imagine a better ending to the Patriots odyssey," said Simon Williams, a Kansas City-area football fan who usually watches the college game but found himself caught up in the Patriots' sheer loathsomeness during the season. "The utter lack of humility they displayed alongside an equal lack of any joy in the game, that toad of a coach, and that cologne-ad quarterback… If they have to act that badly while playing that well, you really want to see them fail in the biggest way possible. Thank God almighty, that's what we got..."

[THE END OF ALL DAYS]

SWEEEEET READ! :)

[Nighthawk]

I don't believe there is one fan of that Pats team outside of Boston or who isn't a diehard NE fan. That should pretty much sum up how classless that team is.

[lordofgun]

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[im4bflo]

I can't get enough of the negativity the Cheatriots are getting now!
Thanks for the article, it was great!
Keep them coming :bringit: that season WAS PERFECT!!! :snicker2:

[gr8slayer]

http://store.theonion.com/images/get/183
If it gets you three rings all the more power to you. I'd take it.

[Meathead]

..."I just couldn't imagine a better ending to the Patriots odyssey," said Simon Williams, a Kansas City-area football fan who usually watches the college game but found himself caught up in the Patriots' sheer loathsomeness during the season. "The utter lack of humility they displayed alongside an equal lack of any joy in the game, that toad of a coach, and that cologne-ad quarterback… If they have to act that badly while playing that well, you really want to see them fail in the biggest way possible. Thank God almighty, that's what we got..."
that

is

freakin

PERFECT

:lolpoint: cheatriots :monkeyp: marcia :rock: tedi :loser:

[DynaPaul]

That and the alternate universe articles are awesome. I love it.