Debate: Billszone.com President??

[The King]

What do you think? Isnt it about time I get nominated as Zone president?

I mean lets get the **** on the ball already.

[shelby]

Well....what is your platform?

What is your stance on illegal immigration? Taxes? The war in Iraq? The Patriot Act? Abortion?

What can you do to improve my Zone experience if you are elected?

[The King]

Well....what is your platform?

What is your stance on illegal immigration? Taxes? The war in Iraq? The Patriot Act? Abortion?

What can you do to improve my Zone experience if you are elected?

If I get elected I will relieve you of your moderator duties for 2 days a week allowing you to spend more time with Jack Terry or your new toy.

My stance on illegal immigration is simple, you must bring something to the country that makes it better and women must have at least a C-cup.

Abortion is legal as long as their is consent by BOTH parties. You screwed your way into this situation now you need to figure it out together. If you choose to have an abortion and its not due to birth defects or rape. You must attend a how to not be a dumbass course.

[shelby]

Are resident A cups grandfathered in, or are you planning on kicking us out of the Zone?

[BlackMetalNinja]

Are resident A cups grandfathered in, or are you planning on kicking us out of the Zone?

No Amnesty!!!

[The King]

Are resident A cups grandfathered in, or are you planning on kicking us out of the Zone?

You're not illegal. Flat chested citizens are welcomed.

[northernbillfan]

What do you plan to do about the unfair tax on Zone Bucks?

[SabreEleven]

I will not support a President you fails to use punctuation.

[Mski]

My stance on illegal immigration is simple, you must bring something to the country that makes it better and women must have at least a C-cup.

well that solidified it! you got my vote :up:

[Mski]

wait.. does that mean you will need an official secretary of cup measurement? if so i nominate myself!

[SabreEleven]

What do you plan to do about the unfair tax on Zone Bucks?

yes, the ****ing tax pisses me the **** off.

[The King]

The tax on zonebux will stand, however it will be cycled back into the zone by giving out awards for top posters and original zoners!

[The King]

I will not support a President you fails to use punctuation.

My mind is more occupied with crucial zone matters!

[SabreEleven]

What is your definition of an original Zoner?

[SabreEleven]

My mind is more occupied with crucial zone matters!

That is Bush's excuse also and everybody thinks he is a dumb ass.

[The King]

Zoners who bring original thoughts and ideas!

However original zoners will be crucial to the development and foward progress of the zone!

[clumping platelets]

What do you think? Isnt it about time I get nominated as Zone president?

I mean lets get the **** on the ball already.



:roflmao:

[SabreEleven]

I think we need a women President. I nominate Shelby for the *****y Party.

[The King]

I have clearly already won shelbys vote.

[SabreEleven]

She can be swayed. She is easy.

[Mr. Miyagi]

wait.. does that mean you will need an official secretary of cup measurement? if so i nominate myself!
Nobody has more cupping experience than I do.

Amateur. :rolleyes:

[SabreEleven]

but cupping is in the anal region.

[The King]

heres my party sign.

[northernbillfan]

I have a concern about cross border Zoning?

Will you implement laws that strengthen the Zones borders or will you embrace the free posting we have enjoyed until now?

[The King]

I have a concern about cross border Zoning?

Will you implement laws that strengthen the Zones borders or will you embrace the free posting we have enjoyed until now?

Unfortunately all canadians will be banned from secret santa

[The King]

:rofl: I actually laughed at myself there

[northernbillfan]

Unfortunately all canadians will be banned from secret santaHey, I still didn't get my gift at all. At least yours arrived.

[northernbillfan]

:rofl: I actually laughed at myself thereI was laughing too, not with you, but at you.

[The King]

Hey, I still didn't get my gift at all. At least yours arrived.

who pulled a Mikey? If elected dealing with this matter will be of the highest priority.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Hey, I still didn't get my gift at all. At least yours arrived.
They're pretty good at screening for explosives. Lucky you.

[northernbillfan]

who pulled a Mikey? If elected dealing with this matter will be of the highest priority.It was more of a customs and UPS issue than anything else.

[RockStar36]

Let's do this Bedard

[Mr. Miyagi]

heres my party sign.
So when they say someone sucks donkey dick, they're referring to your party?

[northernbillfan]

Let's do this BedardSpeaking of a need for punctuation. Without a comma it sounds like you want to do Bedard.

[The King]

So when they say someone sucks donkey dick, they're referring to your party?

No they are referring to me. Im hung like a donkey.

[The King]

Speaking of a need for punctuation. Without a comma it sounds like you want to do Bedard.

Yikes! That makes it sound like a group thing.

[Mr. Miyagi]

First you comma then Emma comma and I comma too.

[Mski]

Nobody has more cupping experience than I do.

Amateur. :rolleyes:
is that a challenge? do we need to set up a competition to see who can measure the quickest, and most accurately?

[Mr. Pink]

Bedard...why would you want a useless title?

So you can feel as important as the Queen of England?

[RockStar36]

Can I be VP?

[Johnny Bugmenot]

Serving as "President of Billszone" seems a little useless when we all know it's a dictatorship with lordofgun at the helm.

But hey, he seems to be a pretty good dictator anyway.

[Devin]

As President of the zone I promise to use my wealth of rep and zonebucks to buy as many votes as possible.

I furthur promise to hire fulltime someone to post a variety of pornographic links in the no-tos.

On top of that I promise that I will use my office to furthur the cause of the little people of the zone. The people who matter significantly less, but are so very important to the everyday amusement of others.

Lastly I will listen. You need someone negged into oblivion, I have people on it. You need more tater-tots at lunch, that sh** will be handled. Whats that you say? You need a new avatar? Guess who can sort that out for you? Thats right....this guy.

Guess who cant? Thats right. The guy whose busy playing "swords" while you are awaiting your brand spanking new Kawika Mitchell avatar. Shameful.

You wanna talk issues? Fine lets talk issues:

FACT: Yes I lobbied for Kini to be given the "Vagina lifetime achievement award" I stand by my decision. I even made her a sweet shadowbox for the award.
FACT: Judo chopped a wild grizzly bear to death.....twice. True story.
FACT: Invented Nintendo and the Lesbian 3-way.
FACT: Co-wrote "Airtighting for dummies" with Wilt Chamberlain. Best sellers list for 13 years straight.
FALSE: Likes fat chicks. This was a rumor started by Bedard and has never been substantiated. There was one time in Vegas but it was late and I was drunk. Besides I excercised the one freebie all men are given at birth for this and it was expunged from my record.
FACT: Is an expert in porn movie reviews, examples available in no-tos. A rare, but much needed niche.
FACT: Has a thundercats tattoo. And yes it is Lion-O.
FACT: Wrote the script to all 3 Godfather movies.
FACT: Owns an iPhone
FACT: Screams "Look, Gawdzira!" in asian restaraunts.
FACT: Fought in 'Nam with Mad Bomber.

My opponent:

FACT: Was in the Taliban
FACT: MBB once went trick-or-treating as Freddie Mercury.
FACT: Once had a 3-some. And not the cool kind.
FACT: Was in the band 25AFFAIR
FACT: Invented gay sex and the band Bon Jovi. At the same time.
FACT: Was in the band 25AFFAIR
FACT: Hates Jesus
FACT: Was in the band 25AFFAIR
FACT: Loved the movie "Flicka"

Furthermore, as if you needed anymore proof. While giving his latest speech at a Patriots rally last week to drum up support for his campaign his speech notes were found on the ground next to the podium, I mean come on people does this SEEM well prepared:

http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/imagehosting/thum_147d1e1819ecd2.jpg

Sidenote: Icepops rock ass.

Whereas my running mate Chuck and I have been hard at work laying the framework for a successful campaign and more importantly improving the quality of life here at Billszone.

http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chuck_norris.jpg

America. Damn right.

My minister of entertainment had this to say....."Its not about quantity, its about quality people....the issues people care about, the issues that make...........STOP! HAMMERTIME!"

http://images.art.com/images/-/MC-Hammer-Photograph-C10040195.jpeg


I couldnt agree more Mr. Hammer. :bf1:

At the end of the day everyone, this campaign is successful because of you. The voter. Sure I know, the fact that I dont hold the traditional values a person in this position should have may sway some. And no asking a girl to grab her ankles and say "ahhh" is probably not looked favorably upon by some. But really. My personal life I assure you in no way will affect my ability to make the tough decisions and take on the tough issues. Even the handicap.

http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/imagehosting/thum_147d19d3c613c5.jpg

Yes indeed my cripple friend, what would jesus do? (and how the hell did you get out of your cage?)

Lets not even talk credentials, 2x Zoner of the year, 06 Insult tourney champ, rep champ......as decorated zone veteran as they come.

As you can see folks, its right there in hard print. The BETTER Choice. The RIGHT Choice. Devin in '08.

[Mski]

:goodpost::roflmao:

[Confused]

My platform will be moderater conservative.

.Shelf the gay marriage idea once and for all.
.Pro Choice.
.Eliminate income tax. Consumption tax works better.

.Widespread healthcare reform,- particularlly prescription medicines.

.Mandatory annual road tests for drivers over 65. or no SS check....

.Across the board ban on the entry of US borders by any canadian named "Brian", "Gordy", or "Edward". eh? Same ban applies to all muslims with the surname "muhhammed".

.Legalization of marijauna. Full ban on Tobacco.

.Mexicans can apply for citizenship. those here now are here illeaglly and are subject to deportation. FINE ALL EMPLOYERS 50,000 dollars per violation per employee for violating this.

.Elimanate special interest groups' roles in how are laws are made and enforced.

.Dont change a dammed thing about the Patriot Act. If you arent doing anything wrong, what do you have to worry about?

.Tap the vast municiple labor force we have in our jails and prisons.

. Speed the proccess of appeals for death row inmates.I'm sick of feeding and housing these scum for 10 years only to let them off on a technicality. The innocent ones we kill will be far outweighed by the bad ones we kill.


this is just a small taste of the ZONE I'd bring you as president.

Vote HOOF!! HOOF for change, HOOF for growth!!!!

[The King]

**** Devin had a lot of time.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Devin FTW!!!!

Bedard got pwned!

[kinigirly]

i expect this to get more interesting over the next 24 hours with local zoners locked down due to the storm. at least i hope so. entertainment please!

[The King]

Some of you may be familar with the recent attack against my campaign.

I am not here to slander I am here to present facts.

God Hates Devin
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/mbbedard/dev3.jpg


Its a sad but true tale. God literally hates Devin. How can you vote for a man even God despises.

Fact, Hurricane Katrina was not a catastrophy. It was a hit sent out by God to kill Devin.

Fact, God despises Devin so much he cursed him with a slow metbolism as to prevent Devin from ever seeing his penis.

Devin has AIDS
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/mbbedard/dev-1.jpg

Devin indeed has AIDS

Fact, Devin is the only person ever to gain weight while having AIDS.

Fact, Devin recently completed his sequel to the 2 girls 1 cup video. Entitled Pu Pu platter for you.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/mbbedard/dev2.jpg



If anything I will salute Devin for running it has got him out of the house and on the campaign trail.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/mbbedard/dev1.jpg


Now I dont need to sit here and blow smoke to you zoners, you know who I am and what I stand for. I brought to you the great chuck norris, I brought to you Bang or Bucks, and dammit I brought you Gina Carano! I am a zone success story from best new poster to zoner of the year! I am the past I am the present and I am the future.

Vote for a guy who can actually see his balls vote MBB!

[kinigirly]

this is the bedard i miss. i feel like i'm gonna cry.

[LtFinFan66]

I think you need a minority running mate....I nominate myself:bravo:

[BlackMetalNinja]

Bald is not a real minority...

[BlackMetalNinja]

Ninjas make the ultimate running mates... my services are available for hire:

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[YardRat]

This is too much like the real election...Is anybody worthwhile ever going to run?

[Devin]

What a shameless attack, I mean really a copy and recycle of my first shameless attack.....well thats just.....mighty white of you.

If anything young bedard proves my point. God sent the biggest baddest hurricane the coast has ever seen to my doorstep. I laughed at it. Matter fact I didnt just laugh at it, I let it know next time it or any other force of nature needed to speak with me it had better be for god-damn sure I wasnt in the middle of nunchuck practice.

If the largest force of nature ever witnessed tucks tail and runs well I dont need to point out what that says about my brain damaged opponents chances. Below you will find the actual doplar radar image of that fateful night. True story.

http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/imagehosting/thum_147d201976b4ff.gif


And lets not get onto physical appearances. My opponent looks like hes just starred in an episode of "Intervention" for crying out loud. Nice nose btw, in the event anyone needs to know what something smells like 4,000 miles away hes got you covered. Literally.

http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/imagehosting/147d203e1947c9.bmp

I think that really says it all people. I mean your OWN pee? Well thats just gross.

At this point my friends choosing between mongo and I is like choosing between a t-bone steak and a corndog thats been dropped in a urinal.

http://gridironjunkies.net/forums/imagehosting/thum_147d2061e673b5.jpg

Pictured: Jules, a friend, an orange vest
Not Pictured: Self Respect, Heterosexual Male

You want the champ. The original. MBB is reading the book I wrote. Following in my footsteps, well except I dont weight 90 pounds and only have 1 ball, but whatever. :shakeno:

Best new zoner? Please. Thats only slightly more prestigious than a best handwriting sticker.

[R. Rich]

If I get elected I will post each and every thought in my head, all 4 of them, on a daily basis.

How is that any different?

[The King]

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[kinigirly]

WOW. the bedard campain has really been stepping it up. i'm defnitely swayed towards borat right now.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Holy ****... this is top notch stuff right here... I nominate this thread for instant HOF status once it runs it's course.

Oh, and my services are still available as a running mate:

http://docly.com/docly/ninjas-adarts.jpg

[The last buffalo fan]

Thurm for president!!!

[LtFinFan66]

Thurm for president!!!Boo

[Devin]

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ROCK THE VOTE *****ES!

As a sidenote I let the music play all the way through so you could jam out to it afterwards! :up:

[L.A. Playa]

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ROCK THE VOTE *****ES!

As a sidenote I let the music play all the way through so you could jam out to it afterwards! :up:



L.A. Playa approves of this add!!! Damn you have alot of spare time on your hands !!!

[BlackMetalNinja]

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ROCK THE VOTE *****ES!

As a sidenote I let the music play all the way through so you could jam out to it afterwards! :up:

I'm torn... on one hand Sega rocks... on the other hand, you banged Sally Jesse Raphael :ill:

[hydro]

This thread is just too much :rofl:. I second that HOF nomination.

[Devin]

I'm torn... on one hand Sega rocks... on the other hand, you banged Sally Jesse Raphael :ill:

It was the 70's everyone was doing it :(

[Mski]

This thread is just too much :rofl:. I second that HOF nomination.

i'll throw my :2cents: in for that one too

[mybills]

You both suck. :up:

[Bill Brasky]

do you not recall VOTE FREEMAN!?!?!1 this thread stinks of copycatism

[BlackMetalNinja]

do you not recall VOTE FREEMAN!?!?!1 this thread stinks of copycatism

Elections come and go brother... You can run again, throw your hat in the ring!

[Bill Brasky]

i need a running mate

[BlackMetalNinja]

You need a badass video, you are the video guy after all.

By the way, whatever happened to the tailgate vid?

[Bill Brasky]

work should begin on that this week. it is going to take a while. i still need to get b-roll of buffalo.

[kinigirly]

what i said to bedard earlier proves my point. bedard has more material to use on devin. i didn't laugh out loud watching this one. and i'm surprised by the song choice. it was too 80s it reminded me of phil. tsk tsk.

[Devin]

noted, I figured he had your vote anyhow.

I wont point out the weak attempt in his first post. Well I guess I just did.

Im dropping out anyway, I didnt realize this would simply be an insult competition.

Besides MBB is the man he deserves the office!

[The King]

Its going to take a super ticket to run against me now!

[kinigirly]

well this is no fun all of a sudden :(

[The King]

Maybe I can get Dave Grohls support now

[L.A. Playa]

I will throw my hat in the ring


L.A. Playa ..........Pussy for all , YES WE CAN !!!!!

I have the credentials......had it all set up for Mikey to get laid until Phil **** blocked, YES WE CAN !!!!!

what is better than money ??? PUSSY !!!!!!

I will even get some PUSSY for Mybills I am sure he will enjoy it, YES WE CAN !!!!!!!

if you want more PUSSY in 08 ote L.A. PLaya !!! YES WE CAN !!!!!

[That Guy]

MBB's video was rediculously funny. I don't think anybody can top that.

[mybills]

I will even get some PUSSY for Mybills
I already have 3.

[L.A. Playa]

I already have 3.



the more the merrier

[The King]

I already have 3.

3 pussies!? You're like a Harry Potter character!

[mybills]

Yup, three! Diesel, Luna & me. :D

[BADTHINGSMAN]

do you not recall VOTE FREEMAN!?!?!1 this thread stinks of copycatism

VOTE FREEMAN!!

[The King]

so seriously just jfree?

[THATHURMANATOR]

What is going on here? Bedard are you president now?

[The King]

I dont know. Nor do I know what BZ president entails I imagine we should have some sort of an election.

[L.A. Playa]

Playa in '08


"PUSSY FOR ALL "

"YES WE CAN !!!"

[L.A. Playa]

my jimmy hat is in the ring, as for Freeman who really trusts a ginger anyway ???

[mysticsoto]

Hmmm...I don't know...LA Playa is making a pretty strong case. I mean, just think, how else is Mikey going to get laid?

[L.A. Playa]

I m not afraid of Bedard, he posts promises on the this board the promise to bang celebrities or get bucks, he never delivers on either point. He is a tease and the giver of false hope.

I on the other hand took on the task of the impossible to get Mikey laid in San Diego and if not for a **** blocker the task was to be accomplished and not with an average Woman Seeking Bang chick but a hot chick

So, I say if I can get even Mikey some pussy what can I deliver to the rest of the zoner population ???

YES WE CAN !!!!

oh and for Mybills I will provide all the carrots and hay she can eat !!!!


YES WE CAN !!!!!!

PLAYA in 08 !!!!!

[mybills]

That will NOT get my vote, tard.

Go Bedard! :dance:

[chernobylwraiths]

So, if this is a primary, then all four candidates are vieing for the amoral party nomination? What other party is running and who are the candidates for that party.

[Gunzlingr]

So, if this is a primary, then all four candidates are vieing for the amoral party nomination? What other party is running and who are the candidates for that party.

Maybe we should team up and run on a different ticket...

[chernobylwraiths]

Maybe we should team up and run on a different ticket...

That sounds good to me. You would have to be at the top of the ticket as you have more name recognition. Plus, who would want to F*** with the Gunzlingr?!

What is our platform?

[Gunzlingr]

That sounds good to me. You would have to be at the top of the ticket as you have more name recognition. Plus, who would want to F*** with the Gunzlingr?!

What is our platform?

Common sense and restoring the zone to it's past glory.

[The King]

Gunz hows that DR Who DVD I sent you?

[chernobylwraiths]

Common sense and restoring the zone to it's past glory.

I like it!

Maybe you could get EE to run a behind the scenes smear campaign of the other candidates!

[chernobylwraiths]

Gunz hows that DR Who DVD I sent you?

How low will you stoop?

[Gunzlingr]

I like it!

Maybe you could get EE to run a behind the scenes smear campaign of the other candidates!

Now to come up with a party name :scratch:

[Gunzlingr]

How low will you stoop?

This is precisely why we are needed to right the ship that is the Billzone. To pull this message board back from the depths of mediocrity, and bring it back to its legendary status.

[chernobylwraiths]

Now to come up with a party name :scratch:

Make it a good one old wise King Solomon.

I'll be back later.