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shelby
03-10-2008, 03:25 PM
As many of you know, we have had several candidates throw their hats in the ring to win your vote as Zone President.

i think this is the opportune time for us to have a primary election. Let your voice be heard!

The candidates are:

MBBedard
Devin
LA Playa

You can read their platforms in this thread (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=148091).

The polls close Tuesday at 5 pm!

The King
03-10-2008, 03:28 PM
I thought Devin dropped out?

hydro
03-10-2008, 03:31 PM
Yes, and Jfree was in?

shelby
03-10-2008, 03:32 PM
Oh :curse:.....i'll add jfree.....
Devin can't drop out, because i said so.

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 03:32 PM
Devin did drop out

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 03:34 PM
Men vote with the little head not the big head a vote for Playa is a vote for change!!!!

YES WE CAN !!!!!

northernbillfan
03-10-2008, 03:37 PM
NBF for prez...free beer for all!

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 03:37 PM
this is an international election ???

THATHURMANATOR
03-10-2008, 03:38 PM
I vote for Hydro for President.

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 03:40 PM
I vote for Hydro for President.


would the campaign promise of a threesome sway your vote ??

shelby
03-10-2008, 03:42 PM
You can't nominate Hydro, THURM, he has to make a formal announcement that he intends to run.

nbf is in!:nbf:

northernbillfan
03-10-2008, 03:42 PM
this is an international election ???I can't really run that's why I'm looking to pggy back on someone's campaign

Michael82
03-10-2008, 03:49 PM
How about none of the above? I'll be like the typical American and choose to stay home instead of vote. :up:

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 03:51 PM
How about none of the above? I'll be like the typical American and choose to stay home instead of vote. :up:

all my hard work all my blood, sweat and tears...to help you has gone to waste

well guess next time I will just have to give pussy to someone who will appreciate it

northernbillfan
03-10-2008, 03:52 PM
You can't nominate Hydro, THURM, he has to make a formal announcement that he intends to run.

nbf is in!:nbf:Wait a minute there small fry. I didn't officially throw my hat in the ring yet. I still want to run with someone on a dual ticket. I can't stand on my own and as a Canadian I can't hold Zone office.

shelby
03-10-2008, 03:55 PM
The Zone has no borders.:D

Ok...i'll take your name off....:sigh:

Dujek
03-10-2008, 03:59 PM
Whoever promises me the most free Guinness gets my vote.

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 04:00 PM
Whoever promises me the most free Guinness gets my vote.

Pussy and beer go hand in hand !!!


YES WE CAN !!!!!

Michael82
03-10-2008, 04:06 PM
all my hard work all my blood, sweat and tears...to help you has gone to waste

well guess next time I will just have to give pussy to someone who will appreciate it
no, next time you actually have to let me know you are trying to hook me up. Come on, I was there, I'm not good at signals. I had no clue that she was almost drunk enough. I thought she was just playing with me hat, playfully because you told her so. If I knew she thought I was cute, I would have stayed and taken a damn taxi. Next time I'm in California, it won't be with Phil and I will definitely hang out with you and let you hook me up. :up:

The King
03-10-2008, 04:11 PM
wow people voting for a canidate who has changed his name at least three times, shocking. If his indecision shows anything. Id think twice.

mybills
03-10-2008, 04:22 PM
Bedard gets my vote cuz this is close enough. Men should appreciate that he cares about their rights.
"Abortion is legal as long as their is consent by BOTH parties. You screwed your way into this situation now you need to figure it out together."

Plus, his video was hilarious! :up:

Dujek
03-10-2008, 04:31 PM
Pussy and beer go hand in hand !!!


YES WE CAN !!!!!

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/11796-1205184443.gif

mybills
03-10-2008, 04:44 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/11796-1205184443.gif
Don't let him fool you, he lives in California...that's wine country. :limp:

Dujek
03-10-2008, 04:45 PM
Any port in a storm...

northernbillfan
03-10-2008, 04:49 PM
It's better than RI. I hear that's Whine country.

mybills
03-10-2008, 04:50 PM
what LA Playa reallypromises...

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 04:53 PM
mybills voted for and supports beddard that alone should kill his credibility

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 04:56 PM
no, next time you actually have to let me know you are trying to hook me up. Come on, I was there, I'm not good at signals. I had no clue that she was almost drunk enough. I thought she was just playing with me hat, playfully because you told her so. If I knew she thought I was cute, I would have stayed and taken a damn taxi. Next time I'm in California, it won't be with Phil and I will definitely hang out with you and let you hook me up. :up:

I led you to water was your responisbility to taste !!! the girl was all over you what more of a sign do you need ???

mybills
03-10-2008, 04:57 PM
mybills voted for and supports beddard that alone should kill his credibility
Why, because I already have pussy and I don't drink wine?

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 05:00 PM
Why, because I already have pussy and I don't drink wine?

no just because

mybills
03-10-2008, 05:10 PM
Why I didn't vote for jfreeman.
Gingers..is that G as in germs or G as in guys?

kinigirly
03-10-2008, 07:38 PM
playa your campaign isn't exactly appealing to the female vote. you should offer free vibrators for all instead of rebate checks, and promise to build a willy wonka type city of edible chocolate.

chernobylwraiths
03-10-2008, 09:24 PM
Just another election where all the candidates blow.

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 09:35 PM
playa your campaign isn't exactly appealing to the female vote. you should offer free vibrators for all instead of rebate checks, and promise to build a willy wonka type city of edible chocolate.


done !!! not that there is a huge female vote, I just know you should never trust a 1 armed drummer !!!!


and remeber I live near the San Fernando Valley aka Porn Capitol of the world so the latest and greates toys are readily available for me to distribute to the female voters

A S11 and other married zoners I can provide the latest uncut unseen porn action from any of your favorite porn actresses

Lets see a one eyed drummer beat that !!!!!

BARUMPA A BUMPBUMP BIATCHHHH!!!!!
YES WE CAN !!!!!

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 09:36 PM
Just another election where all the candidates blow.

I can get your favorite porn actress to blow you



YES WE CAN !!!!!!!

BADTHINGSMAN
03-10-2008, 09:38 PM
done !!! not that there is a huge female vote, I just know you should never trust a 1 armed drummer !!!!


and remeber I live near the San Fernando Valley aka Porn Capitol of the world so the latest and greates toys are readily available for me to distribute to the female voters

A S11 and other married zoners I can provide the latest uncut unseen porn action from any of your favorite porn actresses

Lets see a one eyed drummer beat that !!!!!

BARUMPA A BUMPBUMP BIATCHHHH!!!!!
YES WE CAN !!!!!

So this Drummer has 1 eye and 1 arm?? Hopefully they are missing from the same side or the depth perception will be a touch off..

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 09:40 PM
So this Drummer has 1 eye and 1 arm?? Hopefully they are missing from the same side or the depth perception will be a touch off..

have you heard the 25 Affair cd ???? I rest my case !!!!!!

you sure you dont want to change your vote to a man of action who get results not a man futile dreams and broken promises ????

YES WE CAN !!!!!!

BADTHINGSMAN
03-10-2008, 09:43 PM
Ive never heard of 25Affair:snicker:.. I gotta stay with jfreeman..

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 09:43 PM
playa your campaign isn't exactly appealing to the female vote. you should offer free vibrators for all instead of rebate checks, and promise to build a willy wonka type city of edible chocolate.

change your support to a deliverer in Playa and not a pretender in Beddard and I will provide you a **** in a box !!!!!


YES WE CAN !!!!!!

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 09:45 PM
Ive never heard of 25Affair:snicker:.. I gotta stay with jfreeman..


well a ginger lover I see ???? hmmm who is your favorite ginger pron actress ???

I know there is a way your vote can be bought

why not vote for a full time Playa than a part time poster ???


YES WE CAN !!!!!

Mski
03-10-2008, 09:48 PM
i will vote for mbb based soley on his "minimum cup size for new female zones" platform... and if he makes me the official cup measurer, i have highly callibrated hands!

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 09:50 PM
also, I will pay 1,000 zonebucks for every vote


YES WE CAN !!!!!!!!









* this offer has been made available thanks to the generous donation from Northernbillsfan to the L.A. Playa in 08 campaign

BADTHINGSMAN
03-10-2008, 09:50 PM
well a ginger lover I see ???? hmmm who is your favorite ginger pron actress ???

I know there is a way your vote can be bought

why not vote for a full time Playa than a part time poster ???


YES WE CAN !!!!!

Im not a polotician so I can never flip/flop.. My loyalty stays with freeman..

However IF freeman drops out of the race, I could back another candidate..

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 09:51 PM
i will vote for mbb based soley on his "minimum cup size for new female zones" platform... and if he makes me the official cup measurer, i have highly callibrated hands!


why vote for someone who can promise A's when I can guarantee DD's ????


YES WE CAN !!!!!!

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 09:52 PM
Im not a polotician so I can never flip/flop.. My loyalty stays with freeman..

However IF freeman drops out of the race, I could back another candidate..

fair enough when ya ready to jump on the bandwagon there is room for


YES WE CAN !!!!!

mysticsoto
03-10-2008, 09:57 PM
Well, I'm leaning toward LA Playa...why? B'cse he cares enough to try and get Mikey laid, b'cse I like his campaign promises...but more importantly, b'cse when that telephone rings at 3 AM, I think he'll be the only one that is still up to answer it. Plus it's only 12 AM in the West Coast... :;

kinigirly
03-10-2008, 10:07 PM
lol playa's steppin up!

gr8slayer
03-10-2008, 10:22 PM
Devin for sure. MBB never had me participate in the Bang or Bucks :shakeno:

Devin
03-10-2008, 10:33 PM
Playa we should join forces and form the super ticket.

Topple the evil empire.

That and collectivley weve ****ed half the country.

YES WE CAN!

Dr. Lecter
03-10-2008, 10:37 PM
I am voting for Freeman, since I occasionally drink beer with him at the Mecca in Orchard Park.

The other 3 jackasses have never provided free beer in the past.

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 10:41 PM
Playa we should join forces and form the super ticket.

Topple the evil empire.

That and collectivley weve ****ed half the country.

YES WE CAN!



PLAYA/ DEVIN in 08 THE SUPERTICKET !!!!!


YES WE CAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 10:42 PM
I am voting for Freeman, since I occasionally drink beer with him at the Mecca in Orchard Park.

The other 3 jackasses have never provided free beer in the past.

as I said earlier beer and pussy go hand in hand find your way to Los ANgeles and Vegas and i will get you drunk and laid !!!!!!!



YES WE CAN !!!!!!!!

L.A. Playa
03-10-2008, 10:45 PM
Well, I'm leaning toward LA Playa...why? B'cse he cares enough to try and get Mikey laid, b'cse I like his campaign promises...but more importantly, b'cse when that telephone rings at 3 AM, I think he'll be the only one that is still up to answer it. Plus it's only 12 AM in the West Coast... :;

my phone is always on and I always answer !!! ya never know when its gonna be a booty call !!!!



YES WE CAN !!!!!!!

The Jokeman
03-10-2008, 11:07 PM
What party is this for the Lickers or the Haters? As a registered member of the Haters not sure if I can vote in this primary. I assume that because MBB's in it the Haters but need to ask before I vote.

LtFinFan66
03-10-2008, 11:29 PM
I had to go with Patrick's "Pussy in 08" platform. Need more be said?

Devin
03-10-2008, 11:35 PM
what does getting president get you?

I mean if you need your avatar changed, or a name change, or maybe the hook up on some rep/zbs any of those guys can get you..........

oh wait.....Thats right ****ers.

Now I ask ya, shouldnt a president actually have the power to do things!

I can make **** happen.

northernbillfan
03-10-2008, 11:58 PM
PLAYA/ DEVIN in 08 THE SUPERTICKET !!!!!


YES WE CAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I want my 25,000 ZBs back. I gave you that money to show you we can make a difference together.

northernbillfan
03-10-2008, 11:58 PM
what does getting president get you?

I mean if you need your avatar changed, or a name change, or maybe the hook up on some rep/zbs any of those guys can get you..........

oh wait.....Thats right ****ers.

Now I ask ya, shouldnt a president actually have the power to do things!

I can make **** happen.This why you need me now more than ever Bedard as I too can make **** happen.

Besides I can get great photos of these two in compromising positions.

Devin
03-11-2008, 12:01 AM
This why you need me now more than ever Bedard as I too can make **** happen.

Besides I can get great photos of these two in compromising positions.

Whoa.

turncoat.

L.A. Playa
03-11-2008, 12:17 AM
This why you need me now more than ever Bedard as I too can make **** happen.

Besides I can get great photos of these two in compromising positions.




u can be my prime minister to Canada !!!!! there is room for you in my administration !!!!!



YES WE CAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

kinigirly
03-11-2008, 12:21 AM
F**KING A playa relax on the f**king exclamation points!!!! i'm starting to twitch

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 12:32 AM
Yeah, Playa- Hitler used a lot of exclamation points too.....

LtFinFan66
03-11-2008, 12:34 AM
F**KING A playa relax on the f**king exclamation points!!!! i'm starting to twitchI like the exclaimation points Patrick....relays the seriousness of your platform to the common man:up:

Devin
03-11-2008, 12:35 AM
It emphasis the urgency for change.

YES WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!122111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!weeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kinigirly
03-11-2008, 12:38 AM
i'm gonna f**king throw up

northernbillfan
03-11-2008, 12:38 AM
Whoa.

turncoat.Not exactly a turncoat, just felt like I was kicked to the curb as a running mate.

Devin
03-11-2008, 12:47 AM
We should team up.

2 Admins? We could just ban all of our opponents! :up:

northernbillfan
03-11-2008, 01:18 AM
We should team up.

2 Admins? We could just ban all of our opponents! :up::hi5:

Did you see who I voted for? And I didn't use an alias or five yet.

Devin
03-11-2008, 01:33 AM
:rofl:

northernbillfan
03-11-2008, 01:39 AM
Devin 'N' NBF in '08

has a nice ring to it.

Mr. Miyagi
03-11-2008, 03:42 AM
Devin 'N' NBF in '08

has a nice ring to it.
Nice ring, like a cowbell.

I'm writing in for Thurm.

Gunzlingr
03-11-2008, 06:31 AM
I am going to vote for R.Rich, he is the dark horse in this election.

mybills
03-11-2008, 07:19 AM
Playa's votes are hilarious!
L.A. Playa, LtFinFan66, TacklingDummy

Dujek
03-11-2008, 07:32 AM
The only thing I am certain of is that I can't vote for jfreeman because he's ginger, and that would go against everything I stand for.

Bedard's campaign material certainly puts forward a convincing argument, but I am worried that there would be no substance behind the style.

Devin's a United fan, and so I feel a deep personal connection with him. He also writes hilarious porn reviews.

Playa is promising beer and pussy, and really, apart from a nice juicy steak every now and then, that is everything a man needs.

Tough choice.

mybills
03-11-2008, 07:44 AM
i'm gonna f**king throw up
:rofl:

TacklingDummy
03-11-2008, 07:55 AM
also, I will pay 1,000 zonebucks for every vote



Thanks for the 1,000 zonebucks playa :up:

You didn't need to do that though. A vote for Playa is a vote for change. :up:

LtFinFan66
03-11-2008, 08:23 AM
Playa's votes are hilarious!
L.A. Playa, LtFinFan66, TacklingDummyI was blinded by the promise of pussy

mybills
03-11-2008, 08:25 AM
I was blinded by the promise of pussy
He voted for himself! :chuckle: None of the others did that!

Michael82
03-11-2008, 08:55 AM
I led you to water was your responisbility to taste !!! the girl was all over you what more of a sign do you need ???
I wish I could have a do-over. :sigh: I would have stayed there and had a fun night, then wouldn't have even cared about the game.

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 10:52 AM
looks like only 4 people want real change. lecter and shelby should count for 10 votes each anyways. in my heart, i'm the true champion. the TRUE leader. the TRUE innovator. the TRUE choice for reform!

in the hands of MBB, our BZ economy will tank on near Bushian levels. I promise peace, prosperity, and 3 prostitutes for every zoner. Also, free happy hours and video game tourneys. I focus on the real issues.

Valerie
03-11-2008, 11:07 AM
I voted for you, LA! I keep my word! :up: Good luck! I'll see if I can work on Dozer.
:dozer: :whip: :val:

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 11:08 AM
I'll vote for you LA if you can get Valerie to stay in the basement for 1 week

L.A. Playa
03-11-2008, 11:10 AM
I'll vote for you LA if you can get Valerie to stay in the basement for 1 week

Valerie,

If you want the change I can bring can you bring Dozer's request to light ?

PLAYA 08

YES WE CAN

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 11:31 AM
:naughty:

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 12:06 PM
NBF for prez...free beer for all!

This is a top priority of mine. I will see to it that your wishes are aggressively pursued.

Mitchy moo
03-11-2008, 04:08 PM
I am so confused..........

BADTHINGSMAN
03-11-2008, 04:18 PM
I am so confused..........

VOTE JFREEMAN