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Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 11:20 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen. I know those OTHER wishful thinkers may be clouding your judgement with haphazard wishes of general tom foolery and gadabout reform. Sure, they might have stainless steel fridges, or offer promises of better times for your genital region, hell, maybe they'll even buy you a soda.

But, my fellow zoners. I ask nothing of you. I come to you with little to no clue as to why this election has even transpired. But I will tell you this. The other candidates are liars. Yep, that's right. Just like every other politician. Sure, they may promise you a good spaghetti meal, but did they actually make the sauce? No, they probably bought while it was on sale as a 2-for-1 deal at Costco.

My fellow zoners, I ask you this. Are any of the other candidates strong like bull? Have they ever eaten frogs legs? Have they ever swum in 3 different oceans, or perhaps wrestled with sharks? Have they ever gone two weeks without showering? Have they ever seen a polar bear and live to tell about it? How about climed a rock face 10+ meters in hight, VERTICALLY? Have they ever been pummeled by a 90 year old senior citizen whilst riding a bike down a city street? Have they ever been struck in the skull with a heavy metal object and lived to tell about it? Can they successfully take on multiple drugs, alcoholic drinks, and sexual partners all at once and still operate a 10 ton machine? How about any broken bones? Ever had 'em. I doubt it. You can't break bones typing online all day - or maybe you can, who knows, but I doubt it. Highly doubt it. Plainly put, these candidates have NO EXPERIENCE.

I am like a virtual Mike Rowe. I can do the dirty jobs, and do them quite well.

Listen folks. Our economy is in shambles. Our variable interest rate on zone deposits is at an all time low. Haberdashery is at an all time high. Meanwhile, new-comer-do-nothins continue to litter our fan boards while offering nothing to society other than copy cat crimes of multiple threadery. I ask you, do you want a candidate who can store your recently purchased grocery items at a controllable 32 degrees in a fancy steel fridge? Do you want a candidate who promises ravaging good times in your underpants? Or do you want a guy from Louisiana who might just posrep you every now and then even though he probably doesn't even mean it and wants to crush you like a tin can? I know I don't.

Why, just last night myself and 3 other gingers were all promptly asked to sit at the back of the airplane. We were the only 3 gingers on the flight. Then, to top it off, after the other members of my flight had been served with both snacks and beverages, I was only offered a beverage - Water. If that doesn't scream racism I don't know what does. If I can battle through these evil forces and still prosper, I know I can help you too.

I want change. I want prosperity. I want your vote. If I don't get it, I will take it. I promise you that my friends.

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 11:23 AM
:mex: :cynic:

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 11:27 AM
Dozer. I "promise" to bring about a Zone Dog park, so that no pet is left behind. Unless, of course, it scampers about un-leashed, thus resulting in a hefty civil penalty.

RockStar36
03-11-2008, 11:29 AM
My decision is being based on running mates

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 11:30 AM
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Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 11:31 AM
Great question, RockStar. Here are my proposed senior-ranking officials:
BMN - VP
DUDE - Secretary of Awesomeness

Michael82
03-11-2008, 11:46 AM
Great question, RockStar. Here are my proposed senior-ranking officials:
BMN - VP
DUDE - Secretary of Awesomeness
yeah, sorry. I'm not feeling it. :yawn:

BlackMetalNinja
03-11-2008, 11:47 AM
This ninja will not yet pledge his allegiance to any campaign. Look for a formal alignment later in the evening...

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 11:51 AM
yeah, sorry. I'm not feeling it. :yawn:
Good question, I'm glad you asked Mikey.

Your inquiry can best be answered in the form of "personal history". Let me tell you a story of a wild man. A man with no boundaries. A man who cannot control his liquor. Lets call him, Michael. One night, during a peaceful gathering, Michael consumed far too many adult beverages. Upon the closing of said festivity, Michael was no doubt severely intoxicated. Had it not been for the good-natured folks in BMN and DUDE, Michael surely would have awoken the following day in a back alley on Eggert St with his pants around his ankles and several used needles near his makeshift newspaper pillow. However, thanks to their kindness, Michael was immediately propped against an solid oak, made of strong roots, and allowed to vomit freely, ensuring he did not choke to death as a result of his carelessness. I have chosen good-hearted, hard working individuals to aid in my platform towards partyship. Choose wisely my good sir.

Discotrish
03-11-2008, 11:52 AM
For pure entertainment value in his stump speech, I endorse Freeman. The question is, will he be compelled to reject and denounce my endorsement?

Patti

hydro
03-11-2008, 11:53 AM
Good question, I'm glad you asked Mikey.

Your inquiry can best be answered in the form of "personal history". Let me tell you a story of a wild man. A man with no boundaries. A man who cannot control his liquor. Lets call him, Michael. One night, during a peaceful gathering, Michael consumed far too many adult beverages. Upon the closing of said festivity, Michael was no doubt severely intoxicated. Had it not been for the good-natured folks in BMN and DUDE, Michael surely would have awoken the following day in a back alley on Eggert St with his pants around his ankles and several used needles near his makeshift newspaper pillow. However, thanks to their kindness, Michael was immediately propped against an solid oak, made of strong roots, and allowed to vomit freely, ensuring he did not choke to death as a result of his carelessness. I have chosen good-hearted, hard working individuals to aid in my platform towards partyship. Choose wisely my good sir.

:rofl:

Michael82
03-11-2008, 11:54 AM
Actually, that is not true. Michael was saved by Dr.Lecter who made sure the bartender cut him off. He was also helped by cher and Thurm who made sure he got out of the bar okay and gave him a ride home. The guys that you mentioned actually took advantage of Drunk Mikey as they took him camera from the table and starting taking a bunch of blackmail photos.

BlackMetalNinja
03-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Actually, that is not true. Michael was saved by Dr.Lecter who made sure the bartender cut him off. He was also helped by cher and Thurm who made sure he got out of the bar okay and gave him a ride home. The guys that you mentioned actually took advantage of Drunk Mikey as they took him camera from the table and starting taking a bunch of blackmail photos.
Thus making the Zone a far more entertaining place with the help of one Mad Bomber... I stand by my actions!

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Blackmail?.........or thousands of hours of Zone entertainment!

BlackMetalNinja
03-11-2008, 11:57 AM
Blackmail?.........or thousands of hours of Zone entertainment!

Finally a man who sees the light... Dozerdog understands how to put the sake of the Zone first :up:

Michael82
03-11-2008, 11:59 AM
Blackmail?.........or thousands of hours of Zone entertainment!
thousands of hours? That may be exaggerating a bit. Besides, it was Mad Bomber who deserves all the props for that one. Tell you what....my vote is for Mad Bomber! :up:

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 11:59 AM
Actually, that is not true. Michael was saved by Dr.Lecter who made sure the bartender cut him off. He was also helped by cher and Thurm who made sure he got out of the bar okay and gave him a ride home. The guys that you mentioned actually took advantage of Drunk Mikey as they took him camera from the table and starting taking a bunch of blackmail photos.

Good question, I'm glad you asked Mikey82.

The photographic and physical evidence points to a complete contradiction of this statement. Though Dr Lecter may have, out of the kindness of his own golden heart, told the bartender to cut you off, you continued to plow through the beverages like a New York State DOT vehicle during a winter storm. The facts, and visual evidence, speak to the truth of my statement. And though you may not support my platform, I support your freedom to choose. Choose wisely. Might I add that THURM has been quite a staunch supporter of several of my other delegates, such as Greg Hughes and Anthony Cumia, both of whom endorse my platform towards partyship and all around good times.

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 11:59 AM
Finally a man who sees the light... Dozerdog understands how to put the sake of the Zone first :up::hi5::mex:

L.A. Playa
03-11-2008, 12:00 PM
For pure entertainment value in his stump speech, I endorse Freeman. The question is, will he be compelled to reject and denounce my endorsement?

Patti

PLAYA reached out for your endorsement, in fact started a thread asking for it.

PLAYA would not reject your endorsement thats not what PLAYA is about

PLAYA is a man of the peopel and a man for every zoner

PLAYA 08

YES WE CAN

Michael82
03-11-2008, 12:00 PM
Good question, I'm glad you asked Mikey82.

The photographic and physical evidence points to a complete contradiction of this statement. Though Dr Lecter may have, out of the kindness of his own golden heart, told the bartender to cut you off, you continued to plow through the beverages like a New York State DOT vehicle during a winter storm. The facts, and visual evidence, speak to the truth of my statement. And though you may not support my platform, I support your freedom to choose. Choose wisely. Might I add that THURM has been quite a staunch supporter of several of my other delegates, such as Greg Hughes and Anthony Cumia, both of whom endorse my platform towards partyship and all around good times.
maybe you should add me to your cabinet.... that might sway my vote. :up:

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 12:03 PM
Finally a man who sees the light... Dozerdog understands how to put the sake of the Zone first :up:

Dozerdog is no doubt a valuable asset to this community. I have already laid the groundwork towards enacting several legislative measures in honor of this upstanding pillar of the community. And though his future bride endorses the other candidates, I still consider him a loyal and trustworthy commrade.

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 12:04 PM
maybe you should add me to your cabinet.... that might sway my vote. :up:

Good question I'm glad you asked Mikey82.

Under my regime, each zoner IS a member of the Freeman cabinet. They are free to live as they choose, I simply provide guidance in a time of need, while at the same time enacting legislation that does nothing but help the community to prosper.

Michael82
03-11-2008, 12:17 PM
Good question I'm glad you asked Mikey82.

Under my regime, each zoner IS a member of the Freeman cabinet. They are free to live as they choose, I simply provide guidance in a time of need, while at the same time enacting legislation that does nothing but help the community to prosper.
Final question, what will you do to make sure this gets fixed?

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Michael82
03-11-2008, 12:17 PM
Also, what is your take on the Groan button? Don't you agree that we should bring it back? :snicker:

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 12:21 PM
maybe you should add me to your cabinet.... that might sway my vote. :up:The cabinet with all the snacks in it, maybe....

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 12:24 PM
Good question I'm glad you asked Mikey82.

Much like America's dependence on foreign Oil, the zone depends on :posrep: as a gauge determining who's 'hip' and who's 'hip to be square'. If you want to take a fellow zone lady to the local sock hop, surely your first question would be: 'hmmm, is she on the same rep level as me'. Though rep is no doubt a vital ingredient in the zone casserole, it also creates a citzenery where there are 'haves' (lobster eaters) and 'have nots' (a dinner of canned green beans and shaker salt). I am in favor of ammending the rep-giving ability of zoners who have exuded the utmost responsibility in their giving, however, I feel the system in place is 75% correct in it's workings. I am in the process of examining the rep system so that improvements to better not only upper class, but lower class zoners, can be enacted.

The groan feature was a model of internetery abuse at it's finest. Should it be brought back, it will be tightly monitored to ensure that flabergastery and mean-spiritied evil-doers no longer abuse the system.

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 12:29 PM
Wow, i am suprised ow intelligent JFreeman is when he's sober.

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 12:29 PM
...what fun is that?

mybills
03-11-2008, 12:34 PM
Good question I'm glad you asked Mikey82.

Much like America's dependence on foreign Oil, the zone depends on :posrep: as a gauge determining who's 'hip' and who's 'hip to be square'. If you want to take a fellow zone lady to the local sock hop, surely your first question would be: 'hmmm, is she on the same rep level as me'. Though rep is no doubt a vital ingredient in the zone casserole, it also creates a citzenery where there are 'haves' (lobster eaters) and 'have nots' (a dinner of canned green beans and shaker salt). I am in favor of ammending the rep-giving ability of zoners who have exuded the utmost responsibility in their giving, however, I feel the system in place is 75% correct in it's workings. I am in the process of examining the rep system so that improvements to better not only upper class, but lower class zoners, can be enacted.

The groan feature was a model of internetery abuse at it's finest. Should it be brought back, it will be tightly monitored to ensure that flabergastery and mean-spiritied evil-doers no longer abuse the system.
:rofl: :bf1:

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 12:50 PM
In case some of you were curious, here is a list of my most recent supporters:

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MARIO


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THE ENTIRE CAST OF FAMILY MATTERS


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JARED FOGEL, FAMED LEADER OF THE SUBWAY MOVEMENT


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THAT GUY FROM THE GREEN MILE


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IRON MIKE TYSON


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THAT GUY FROM SEINFELD

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HAYDEN


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THE DUKE LAX TEAM

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THAT GUY FROM DISCO GODFATHER


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RANDOM DOUCHEBAG



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THAT GUY FROM A BUNCH OF MOVIES I DON'T REMEMBER

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RANDOM MILITARY TOUGHS

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SEXY BIKINI MODELS



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THAT GUY FROM HOME ALONE


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ANYBODY WITH A SICK BEARD

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THE HOST OF SUPERMARKET SWEEP


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THAT GUY WHO'S REALLY OLD BUT ALWAYS A BAD GUY


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FOREIGN REBELS

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THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE FROM ALL THOSE ADAM SANDLER MOVIES

BlackMetalNinja
03-11-2008, 12:57 PM
Jared from Subway will NOT help your campaign sir...

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 12:58 PM
I needed votes from the SHE EM OR DIE zone :idunno: He's a crossover star!!!1

mybills
03-11-2008, 01:36 PM
MBB & Jfree! I'll support that ticket!

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 01:56 PM
it even rhymes!

Dozerdog
03-11-2008, 02:04 PM
Freeman, it looks like a predominantly male sausage party as endorsements

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 03:34 PM
Freeman, it looks like a predominantly male sausage party as endorsements

I would have to post my other supporters in the NOTOS.

Add these fine folks to the list:

BADTHINGSMAN (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=507), BAM (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=2252), Dr.Lecter (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=1063), shelby (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=9), The Jokeman (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=2963), ticatfan (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/member.php?u=36)

BAM
03-11-2008, 03:42 PM
Great speech, J. :clap: I am voting for you but mostly because you smoked me up in your car that one time a few years ago. That was cool.

Bill Brasky
03-11-2008, 03:43 PM
"cherish these times"...

shelby
03-11-2008, 03:48 PM
:bf1:

:teary:

This is way more inspirational than a speech by Obama!

Michael82
03-11-2008, 04:17 PM
Ooh, you got my girl Hayden? Interesting....maybe I will be voting for the red headed stepchild. :up:

BADTHINGSMAN
03-11-2008, 04:28 PM
VOTE JFREEMAN