If Dozer ran for Prez

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  • northernbillfan
    Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 27551
    #1

    If Dozer ran for Prez

    Val would be the first lady of the Zone.

    That alone might get him votes.
    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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  • The last buffalo fan
    I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
    • Sep 2004
    • 18204
    #2
    Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

    The Mexican & too!!

    - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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    • shelby
      The Vanilla *****
      • Jul 2002
      • 48489
      #3
      Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

      Valid point!

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      • Bill Brasky
        Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
        • Jan 2004
        • 66218
        #4
        Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

        i am running for prez (i really don't know how or why) but that subjects several fine gadabouts to the possibilty of being the "first lady" of internet message boarding-ing.

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        • shelby
          The Vanilla *****
          • Jul 2002
          • 48489
          #5
          Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

          You could be like JFK and sleep with all kinds of beautiful famous women!
          Or be like Bill Clinton and get serviced in your oval office by a chunky intern!
          Think of the possibilities!

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          • Bill Brasky
            Drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
            • Jan 2004
            • 66218
            #6
            Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

            Originally posted by shelby
            You could be like JFK and sleep with all kinds of beautiful famous women!
            Or be like Bill Clinton and get serviced in your oval office by a chunky intern!
            Think of the possibilities!
            i need no political post to accomplish these feats...

            rusty has been retired for quite some time. enter.... the ORANGE CRUSH(ER)
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            • Dozerdog
              In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

              Administrator Emeritus
              • Jul 2002
              • 42586
              #7
              I'd be tough on zoner crime. Valerie is still mad at me for giving her warning points last week for circumventing the filter

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              • Mr. Miyagi
                Lecter's Little *****

                • Sep 2002
                • 53616
                #8
                Originally posted by Dozerdog
                I'd be tough on zoner crime. Valerie is still mad at me for giving her warning points last week for circumventing the filter
                Angry sex!

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                • Valerie
                  Saving the World One Signature at a Time!
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 22477
                  #9
                  More like NO SEX!


                  There's not a stone in my heart I've left unturned
                  Not a piece of my soul that I ain't searched
                  The only answer I found for all this hurt
                  Is there ain't not answer here on earth

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                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380
                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dozerdog
                    I'd be tough on zoner crime. Valerie is still mad at me for giving her warning points last week for circumventing the filter
                    Thats awesome! I neg Julie all the time! Got to keep the women in line, way to be dozer.
                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all                     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                    • Dozerdog
                      In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                      Administrator Emeritus
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 42586
                      #11
                      Its not easy being right all the time.

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                      • Mr. Miyagi
                        Lecter's Little *****

                        • Sep 2002
                        • 53616
                        #12
                        Originally posted by Valerie
                        More like NO SEX!
                        I agree Valerie! **** him!

                        I mean, **** him!

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                        • LtBillsFan66
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 35553
                          #13
                          Re: If Dozer ran for Prez

                          Originally posted by northernbillfan
                          Val would be the first lady of the Zone.

                          That alone might get him votes.
                          I'd vote against him with all 30 or so of my aliases.

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