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  • Dujek
    Hall of Fame Zoner
    • Jan 2008
    • 7806

    Bills fans sans frontiers

    Welcome to the international brotherhood of Bills fans. I am reaching out to you all, the dispossessed and the lonely, those who have no country to call their own, the illegal immigrants and the Canadians, as well as all the other zoners who believe that it is time that the voice of the Bills Zone was heard around the world, to offer a place aboard the biggest bandwagon to ever hit the zone.

    Vote Dujek in 2008! It's the right choice for a forward thinking international board.

    Remember folks, like Guinness, Dujek is good for you.
  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
    Re: Bills fans sans frontiers

    Join Date: Jan 2008
    Posts: 649

    You're a good poster man, but you wouldnt know what was good for this place if it showed up on your doorstep kicked you in the nuts and teabagged your mom.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • Dujek
      Hall of Fame Zoner
      • Jan 2008
      • 7806

      #3
      Re: Bills fans sans frontiers

      I may be the most inexperienced candidate, but I believe that I will be able to put together a team that will be able to advise me wisely about the requirements and needs of the zone in general and individual zoners in particular.

      I believe that my natural leadership ability will bring out the best in my campaign staff, who will all be working for the good of the zone as well as for the good of the International Brotherhood.

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: Bills fans sans frontiers

        Originally posted by Dujek
        I may be the most inexperienced candidate, but I believe that I will be able to put together a team that will be able to advise me wisely about the requirements and needs of the zone in general and individual zoners in particular.

        I believe that my natural leadership ability will bring out the best in my campaign staff, who will all be working for the good of the zone as well as for the good of the International Brotherhood.
        Best of Luck to you, but you're the one who will have the MOD status not your team. You're the face, you're the name, you're the identity.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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