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User Manuel
03-14-2008, 02:57 PM
Tired of incessant whining?
Had it with Drunken Stupors from your elected leaders?
Tired of has beens and never was'

I am your guy.

As an independant I am free of the ties that bind the other candidates. I am not married to any political or football interest groups nor a bottle. I know what is right and what is wrong, I don't need a lobbyist or Larry Quinn to tell me.

I believe in nuking Canada, just for ****** with the Bills.

Vote for me and I will make all of your wildest dreams come true.

Sincerely,

Lawesome97
The man who put I in Independant.

User Manuel
03-14-2008, 02:59 PM
My VP would be the Ghost of Jim Kelly.

Cabinet - I don't need no stinking cabinet.

Dozerdog
03-15-2008, 09:36 AM
I like his "nuke Canada" plank. They have been annoying me lately

hammerbillsfan
03-15-2008, 10:29 AM
:couch:

Earthquake Enyart
03-15-2008, 02:23 PM
Obviously I've been a proponent of bombing the Peace Bridge for many years. When I win you can be my ambassador to Canada.

Earthquake Enyart
03-15-2008, 02:26 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?p=16815&highlight=Peace+Bridge#post16815

From 2002!

My fantasy hockey team back then was the Peace Bridge Bombers.

User Manuel
03-17-2008, 07:06 AM
Obviously I've been a proponent of bombing the Peace Bridge for many years. When I win you can be my ambassador to Canada.

I like your thinking. You have to be suspicious of a country who's only architectural wonder is large phallic object.

Dozerdog
03-17-2008, 08:25 AM
I like your thinking. You have to be suspicious of a country who's only architectural wonder is large phallic object.That, and Beaver dams

mybills
03-17-2008, 05:18 PM
The man who put I in Independant.
Did you mean: Independent?
:snicker:

northernbillfan
03-17-2008, 06:50 PM
Where would you get your cheap oil from if you nuked Canada?

Where would you get fresh water from?

That's a weak platform.

northernbillfan
03-17-2008, 06:51 PM
I like his "nuke Canada" plank. They have been annoying me lately:canada:

Dozerdog
03-18-2008, 08:29 AM
Where would you get your cheap oil from if you nuked Canada?


Canada, dummy! :rolleyes:


It won't be cheap oil, ............................It would be FREE oil!

User Manuel
03-19-2008, 09:25 AM
Plus we could drill for oil in Nunavit and not despoil Alaska!

We would have plenty of cheap lumber for the next housing boom and we could eliminate that pesky Northern Border Passport thing.

See, there are TONS of benefits to Nuking Canada.

northernbillfan
03-19-2008, 12:20 PM
Canada, dummy! :rolleyes:


It won't be cheap oil, ............................It would be FREE oil!It would be contaminated oil.