The Mysterious Candidates

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  • mybills
    81 st zoner
    • Jul 2002
    • 61717

    The Mysterious Candidates

    ~The PC Times 10:34 am est.

    Earlier this morning, I have brought my readers four of the six candidates in the race for the 2008 Zone President. See articles (A Little Raptor Told Me) and (More Power To You..and LOVE?).

    However, mystery surrounds the latest two candidates, Earthquake Enyart and Dujek. Let's begin with the former.
    In a zone capacity, I have known Earthquake Enyart (a.k.a. EE) for some time now. While he has not provided a photograph of himself to help our readers connect a face with his words, and our PC Times photographer seems to have fallen asleep on his camera, EE has had controversy attached to him for a long time. I'm here to shed some light on this mysterious candidate.
    He's known as either a ball buster, or an ass. There has never been a gray area, when it comes to a zoner's opinion of EE. On the one hand, his brutal /hard core ball busting, has ripped through the thin skins of some zoners, but in his defense, he pretty much keeps things serious in the main forum, and he calls things as he sees them. So on the other hand, this election is not just about the twilight zone, or any forum where non Bills related topics are discussed, and if there's one thing that all six candidates have in common, it's cheering for the Buffalo Bills. As frustrating as that can be, there's no wondering why he chooses ball busting in other forums. I can honestly think of much more annoying members of the zone. I asked EE to give my readers something positive for this election, and his response was consistent with what I have just explained. "Remember when the Zone used to be fun?".

    Our other candidate, Dujek, doesn't seem to have any controversies surrounding him. Of course, that's pretty hard to accomplish when you haven't been around here as long as his five opponents. It also makes my job a little more difficult, but I dug around a little and I found him to be a genuinely nice person.
    On the topic of changing anything in your life.
    Originally posted by Dujek
    Up until I had my son, I'd probably have changed a few things, but now with him here I wouldn't change anything, because I don't see how anything could be better than being a dad.
    Keep in mind, as this campaign progresses, this 'nice guy' routine may fade away as soon as he sees what he's up against with five experienced zoners. We'll have to wait to see if his gloves come off at all.

    So here you have it, your six Candidates for Zone President.
    ..

    ~The PC Times
    I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!
  • Dozerdog
    In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 42586

    #2
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    • Dozerdog
      In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

      Administrator Emeritus
      • Jul 2002
      • 42586

      #3
      Re: The Mysterious Candidates

      This is as close as you are going to get for a celebrity double for EE

      I've met him on two occasions

      Last edited by Dozerdog; 03-17-2008, 08:12 AM.

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      • Dozerdog
        In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

        Administrator Emeritus
        • Jul 2002
        • 42586

        #4
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        Last edited by Dozerdog; 03-17-2008, 08:12 AM.

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        • shelby
          The Vanilla *****
          • Jul 2002
          • 48489

          #5
          Re: The Mysterious Candidates

          EE resembling a NASCAR legend? That reeks of irony!

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          • Earthquake Enyart
            Legendary Zoner
            • Jul 2002
            • 27521

            #6
            Re: The Mysterious Candidates

            Before my hair turned gray I was told I looked like Potzie Weber.
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