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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Holy Crap this place got boring...

    I pledge to save the enviornment, I pledge to help old ladies cross the street, I pledge to clean up parks..... blah blah.

    Lets Have some fun people.... Happy Friday!
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • chernobylwraiths
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 41838

    #2
    Re: Holy Crap this place got boring...

    I thought we were.

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    • The King
      Without me it's just Awe so
      • Jun 2004
      • 42380

      #3
      Re: Holy Crap this place got boring...

      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all
      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • BlackMetalNinja
        I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
        • May 2005
        • 31525

        #4
        Re: Holy Crap this place got boring...

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        • BlackMetalNinja
          I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
          • May 2005
          • 31525

          #5
          Re: Holy Crap this place got boring...

          I've been accused of hating babies already this morning though... amongst other things.

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          • chernobylwraiths
            Registered User
            • Jan 2003
            • 41838

            #6
            Re: Holy Crap this place got boring...

            Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
            I've been accused of hating babies already this morning though... amongst other things.
            Don't forget about being an alcoholic!

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            • Gunzlingr
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 45976

              #7
              Re: Holy Crap this place got boring...

              Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
              I've been accused of hating babies already this morning though... amongst other things.
              So now you are denying it?
              You think you're hot **** in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!

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              • BlackMetalNinja
                I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
                • May 2005
                • 31525

                #8
                Re: Holy Crap this place got boring...

                conjecture and hearsay!

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