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YardRat
03-21-2008, 03:58 PM
...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word?

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

The King
03-21-2008, 04:18 PM
...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

1. What is your favorite word? Rock

2. What is your least favorite word? gynocologist

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Desire. The desire to do something is evident in all walks of life.

4. What turns you off? Things that are emotionless. Ever see someone just go through the motions... it drives me frickin crazy.

5. What is your favorite curse word? The F one.

6. What sound or noise do you love? I love the noise my dogs make when I get home from work.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? I hate hearing my phone vibrate.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I always wanted to be a puppeteer.

9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything in retail.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Was it worth it?

The King
03-21-2008, 04:19 PM
Great Idea YardRat, you should post this in the TZ too. Its thought provoking.

Gunzlingr
03-21-2008, 04:20 PM
1. What is your favorite word? ****

2. What is your least favorite word? ****

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? ****ing

4. What turns you off? ****ing

5. What is your favorite curse word? ****

6. What sound or noise do you love? **** of the ****

7. What sound or noise do you hate? **** after ****ing3

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? pornstar

9. What profession would you not like to do? Gay pornstar

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? WTF are you doing here.

L.A. Playa
03-21-2008, 04:23 PM
...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

1. What is your favorite word? dream

2. What is your least favorite word? cant

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? music

4. What turns you off? negativity

5. What is your favorite curse word? chingado

6. What sound or noise do you love? Waves of the ocean hitting teh shore

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Car Alarm in the middle of the night

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Movie Producer

9. What profession would you not like to do?
IRS Agent
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome
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Earthquake Enyart
03-21-2008, 04:29 PM
...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

1. What is your favorite word? YardRat
2. What is your least favorite word? YardCat
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? YardRat posts

4. What turns you off? ham handed moderation

5. What is your favorite curse word? finger ****
6. What sound or noise do you love? moaning
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Valeries voice

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bills Zone President
9. What profession would you not like to do? internet spammer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Since you are such a great leader, help me decide who comes in next.

The King
03-21-2008, 04:30 PM
...So I'd like the candidates to answer these questions to help me decide...

1. What is your favorite word? YardRat
2. What is your least favorite word? YardCat
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? YardRat posts
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Bills Zone President


:rofl:

YardRat
03-21-2008, 04:50 PM
Wow.

I'd like to thank everybody for their quick responses. I'm impressed by the timing and the answers.

Now I've got a tough decision to make.

YardRat
03-21-2008, 04:53 PM
BTW...My vote in the primary doesn't necessarily indicate that it's automatic for the final election. I still reserve the right to vote the same, or differently, when the list is narrowed.

Valerie
03-21-2008, 05:17 PM
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Valeries voice
You've never heard my voice you moron! Unless you dream about me.

Mski
03-21-2008, 06:02 PM
9. What profession would you not like to do?
IRS Agent

although not exactly what i do, i feel as though i should take offense to that

Mski
03-21-2008, 06:03 PM
You've never heard my voice you moron! Unless you dream about me.

would it supprise you if he did?

TheGhostofJimKelly
03-21-2008, 06:07 PM
I am corrupt and there is only one candidate that has tried to buy my vote, so I think they are getting it.

L.A. Playa
03-21-2008, 06:08 PM
although not exactly what i do, i feel as though i should take offense to that

no you shouldnt, I wouldnt want to be one because they dont get paid enough to be in a very tough position, I wouldnt want to audit peoples records and watch them sweat on an everyday basis

Mr. Pink
03-21-2008, 06:10 PM
no you shouldnt, I wouldnt want to be one because they dont get paid enough to be in a very tough position, I wouldnt want to audit peoples records and watch them sweat on an everyday basis

I'd do that for free...then laugh as I tell them we're taking your house, your wife and your car. Then tell them that their life just turned into a bad country song.

But, I'm heartless like that! :rofl:

Mski
03-21-2008, 06:12 PM
although this is off topic, but IRS agents start at about 40k/year and have a full government pension, while the pay may not be that great the retirement benefits are amazing

ps: i was only joking about taking offense to that, i wouldnt want to be an auditor either 99% of them never actually see taxpayers, they just sit in a little cubicle and answer the same questions over and over and over again

Mitchy moo
03-21-2008, 06:13 PM
I am corrupt and there is only one candidate that has tried to buy my vote, so I think they are getting it.



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