Dr. Lecter
04-17-2008, 10:43 AM
Without further ado, here's my 2008 NFL Mock Draft:
<TABLE class="tablehead widetable" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD>1.</TD><TD>Miami—Michael Beasley, Kansas State. In a shocking move, the Dolphins select Beasley, citing that "if we didn't get him, some NBA team would." Dolphins fans are enraged, but feel this was still a better pick than Ted Ginn Jr. </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD>2.</TD><TD>St. Louis—Chris Long, Michigan. Getting a big, bruising offensive tackle was very important for the Rams. With Long in the fold, Marc Bulger will have even more time to think about which defensive back he'll be intercepted by. </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD>3.</TD><TD>Atlanta—Vernon Gholston, Ohio State: In a preemptive move of pity, the Falcons take Gholston to finally give Buckeye fans something to cheer about. This move is made with the understanding that Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno will combine for 500 yards of offense as Georgia defeats Ohio State 55-7 in the 2009 BCS Title Game. </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD>4.</TD><TD>Oakland—Chris Long, Michigan. After being told Long is already off the board, owner Al Davis accuses the NFL of plotting against him once again. A battle between Davis and Roger Goodell ensues until Ed Hochuli (http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/KBQB_blog/hochblog.jpg) comes and tells Davis he's "had enough of this crap." Hochuli then decides to make Oakland's pick for them and selects DeSean Jackson. Raider Nation is infuriated and rushes the stage, but, being Ed Hochuli, he fights off every one of them (even this guy (http://www.garybabb.net/RaiderFan.gif)) with his own two hands.
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>More. (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/18043-The-Least-Knowledgeable-Mock-Draft-Ever-160408)
<TABLE class="tablehead widetable" cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=3 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD>1.</TD><TD>Miami—Michael Beasley, Kansas State. In a shocking move, the Dolphins select Beasley, citing that "if we didn't get him, some NBA team would." Dolphins fans are enraged, but feel this was still a better pick than Ted Ginn Jr. </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD>2.</TD><TD>St. Louis—Chris Long, Michigan. Getting a big, bruising offensive tackle was very important for the Rams. With Long in the fold, Marc Bulger will have even more time to think about which defensive back he'll be intercepted by. </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD></TR><TR class=oddrow vAlign=top><TD>3.</TD><TD>Atlanta—Vernon Gholston, Ohio State: In a preemptive move of pity, the Falcons take Gholston to finally give Buckeye fans something to cheer about. This move is made with the understanding that Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno will combine for 500 yards of offense as Georgia defeats Ohio State 55-7 in the 2009 BCS Title Game. </TD><TD> </TD><TD> </TD></TR><TR class=evenrow vAlign=top><TD>4.</TD><TD>Oakland—Chris Long, Michigan. After being told Long is already off the board, owner Al Davis accuses the NFL of plotting against him once again. A battle between Davis and Roger Goodell ensues until Ed Hochuli (http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/KBQB_blog/hochblog.jpg) comes and tells Davis he's "had enough of this crap." Hochuli then decides to make Oakland's pick for them and selects DeSean Jackson. Raider Nation is infuriated and rushes the stage, but, being Ed Hochuli, he fights off every one of them (even this guy (http://www.garybabb.net/RaiderFan.gif)) with his own two hands.
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>More. (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/18043-The-Least-Knowledgeable-Mock-Draft-Ever-160408)