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  • Ickybaluky
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 8884

    This Mock made me laugh...

    Not that I wouldn't love Dorsey on the Pats (I'd be shocked if he fell that far), but just because it would make Devin throw up in his mouth.

    From Dr. Z:

    7) Patriots Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU

    They're a base 3-4 defensive team, but Bill Belichick likes to throw in a lot of 4-3 on pressure downs. And with the dynamic, disruptive Dorsey lining up next to All-Pro Richard Seymour, the Pats will have enough pressure to make lives miserable.
    For the Bills:

    11) Bills -- Devin Thomas, WR, Michigan State

    Surprising that the best wideout is still left, but it's a great fit for the Bills, who need someone to complement Lee Evans on the other flank. The defensive coaches could win the argument, though, and then the pick will be a cornerback.
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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
    Re: This Mock made me laugh...

    Originally posted by NE39
    Not that I wouldn't love Dorsey on the Pats (I'd be shocked if he fell that far), but just because it would make Devin throw up in his mouth.


    Throw up in his mouth??? Devin would cause damage that would make Hurrican Katrina say "WTF, Take it easy".
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • BuffaloBillsStampede
      Registered User
      • Aug 2005
      • 1230

      #3
      Re: This Mock made me laugh...

      I read that mock yesterday and all I could do was laugh at it.
      SUPER MARIO PLEASE COME TO BUFFALO!!!!

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      • Jan Reimers
        Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
        • May 2003
        • 17353

        #4
        Re: This Mock made me laugh...

        This would really upset all of the Hardy fans.
        Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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        • ddaryl
          Everything I post is sexual inuendo
          • Jan 2005
          • 10714

          #5
          Re: This Mock made me laugh...

          Originally posted by Jan Reimers
          This would really upset all of the Hardy fans.

          no not really. I just think the Bills want a WR that doesn't do what Evans can already do. To me, taking Thomas at #11 means buh bye Evans in 2009...

          I can see the Bills doing that because Thomas is built to go over the middle more often, where Evans doesn't do as well in this area. thomas is built more like Roy Williams whom many of us want to see us trade for.

          Not saying that Thomas and Evans cannot co-exist, or can't compliment each other. However I presonally can not stop thinking about the amount of times our D has been burned by a finger tip catch in the back of the end zone by a real tall WR that nobody could cover even when there where 6 defenders in the area. 36 TD's in 32 college just amazes me.

          With Hardy I can envision the everyones covered scenario and him being able to bring in the catch that is just out of reach for a defender.

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          • Jan Reimers
            Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
            • May 2003
            • 17353

            #6
            Re: This Mock made me laugh...

            I'm slowly coming around. I wouldn't mind Hardy at all.
            Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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            • Elminster
              #1 Kelsay Fan
              • Oct 2006
              • 928

              #7
              Re: This Mock made me laugh...

              Originally posted by ddaryl
              no not really. I just think the Bills want a WR that doesn't do what Evans can already do. To me, taking Thomas at #11 means buh bye Evans in 2009...

              I can see the Bills doing that because Thomas is built to go over the middle more often, where Evans doesn't do as well in this area. thomas is built more like Roy Williams whom many of us want to see us trade for.

              Not saying that Thomas and Evans cannot co-exist, or can't compliment each other. However I presonally can not stop thinking about the amount of times our D has been burned by a finger tip catch in the back of the end zone by a real tall WR that nobody could cover even when there where 6 defenders in the area. 36 TD's in 32 college just amazes me.

              With Hardy I can envision the everyones covered scenario and him being able to bring in the catch that is just out of reach for a defender.
              I think it represents their offensive philosophy. They don't want to light people up, they want to chip away. Evans is expendable to them, in other words...
              Good riddance Fairchild. Of course, the knowledge of your departure will only make TE more hateable than the typical Bills QB. Good luck, hope we don't mess you up like JP.

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              • clumping platelets

                #8
                Re: This Mock made me laugh...

                Dr. Z is a mow-ron

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                • LifetimeBillsFan
                  All-Pro Zoner
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 4946

                  #9
                  Re: This Mock made me laugh...

                  Originally posted by NE39
                  Not that I wouldn't love Dorsey on the Pats (I'd be shocked if he fell that far), but just because it would make Devin throw up in his mouth.

                  From Dr. Z:



                  For the Bills:



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                  It would make me throw up, too.

                  Not going to happen though. And, at least I can take some comfort in that!
                  Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. And, thus it was that they surrendered their freedom; not with a bang, but without even a whimper.

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