Caught Jauron on tv

[kinigirly]

i saw part of his press conference after the draft. immediately i said "uugghh" and made this face after last year i am conditioned to expect nothing but bad news out of his mouth when i see him. that and his monotone robot voice brings me down too. i know its only may, but i am not looking forward to his post game interviews at all. op can't you start a petition that demands jauron have his own press secretary speak for him? i just can't take looking at or listening to him. he seems to suck all the optimism and life out of me...like one of those dementors from harry potter

[Mitchy moo]

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suck all the optimism and life out of me...like one of those dementors from harry potter

At least the dementors kill you quick.

[DrastiK]

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Yeah, but he really is like a great down to earth person if you ever met him.

[Night Train]

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He should sing all his responses, like a Broadway play.

[Bone]

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He's a Zombie.

[mybills]

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He should sing all his responses, like a Broadway play.

That would be entertaining!

[jaybo_05]

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Jauron may not be the most exciting guy to listen to, but it's because he is very careful with his words. You can tell that he doesn't want to say or even insinuate anything that he doesn't mean.

[Iehoshua]

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Expecto Patronum!

[raphael120]

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All i know is his speaches remind me a lot of Mularkeys...monotone...uninspired...just kinda like "Well gosh jolly...they played hard...but we lost...but they all get a "Great Participation!" ribbon...they like to take those home and put them on the refridgerator "

Ugh...no wonder players love him, he doesn't bust anyones balls Im sure...hard to hate your boss when your boss doesn't yell at you for doing a crappy job.

[The Answer]

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i saw part of his press conference after the draft. immediately i said "uugghh" and made this face after last year i am conditioned to expect nothing but bad news out of his mouth when i see him. that and his monotone robot voice brings me down too. i know its only may, but i am not looking forward to his post game interviews at all. op can't you start a petition that demands jauron have his own press secretary speak for him? i just can't take looking at or listening to him. he seems to suck all the optimism and life out of me...like one of those dementors from harry potter

Good to know that 'The Corpse' is living up to his moniker.

~The Answer

[Mr. Miyagi]

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He should sing all his responses, like a Broadway play.

[dasaybz]

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I'd rather listen to Jauron than Mularkey or Greggy.

[baalworship]

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Bill Belichick doesn't have a bubbly personality either. I could care less as long as we win. Jauron is a good coach. His main weakness is offense. Hopefully Schonert doesn't suck or we will be in trouble again.

[Thurmal]

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One good part about seeing Jauron on TV is that you and everyone else in the room can make jokes about how he drinks blood, lives in a coffin, etc.