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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Eli: I don't need a running mate.I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win! -
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"Mr. President, this is not the nuclear football. Can i have my ball back now?"Comment
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" So Eli, what's it like to get higher than a 5 on the Wonderlic ? "Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for witComment
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MINE!I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Is that Mike Vick in the middle back there?Comment
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GWB: What kind of lotion do you use? Your hands are sooo soft
BERNIAC! Comment
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Let this be the first thing you don't fumble in your life.Comment
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"Thanks, Eli. Thank God it wasn't Brady again, I was so sick of him.""It is better to be divided by truth than to be united by error." -- Martin Luther
"Those who appease the crocodile will simply be eaten last." -- Winston Churchill
2003 BZ Pick Em Champion
2004 BZ Big Money League ChampionComment
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Turn your head and cough, Mr PresidentComment
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Originally posted by TheGhostofJimKelly
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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"here you go Mr.Bush, from my family (the Mannings who are a good example of decent americans) to yours (the Bush's - who are a disgrace) -- Oh and BTW when im done winning superbowls im coming for the oval office to show you how its done!."Comment
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"Wrong Forum"Comment
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BUSH: "Whaddya mean...my administration's done a lot for black people. Just look at New Orleans."Comment
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