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The King
05-09-2008, 09:35 AM
Alright Zoners, Here are your long over due Zoner Rankings!!!

Lets see some HOF *****ing!



20. (9.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar16_4.gifbillsfanone: bf1 was a big part of the first zone election, however his potent semen has left this daddy to be a billszone absentee.

19. (16.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar81_12.gif mybills: The Ghost with the most. mybills might be the most random poster in BZ history, but these ghost stories are gems.

18. (13.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar62_32.gifMad Bomber: The Bomber isn't a frequent poster anymore, but he shows up enough to take advantage of a photo of you looking like a tard.

17. (20.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar4_10.gifDozerdog: If you watch closely you can actually see Dozer scampering around the BZ. He now posts like his owner is standing behind him with a rolled up newspaper.

16. (18.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar1370_3.gif TheGhostofJimKelly: I think its safe to say the zone might have saved GOJK's marriage.

15. (14.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar1063_16.gif Dr.Lecter: If people actually cared about the spinzone Lecter would be #2. (Thats a poop joke)

14. (15.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar417_16.gifMr.Miyagi: If there were to be a zone movie, Miyagi is easily the midget sidekick.

13. (19.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar3118_7.gifjfreeman: I have no idea what jfree did to move up 6 spots. He certainly didnt help me in the election

12. (7.)http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar1273_5.gifDevin: Devins election video is a piece of zone history, as is the cajun himself. However frequent visits to the men seeking men section on craigslist have kept the zone great from posting.

11. (17.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar4944_18.gifLTFinFan66:The fin fan moves up 6 spots. I have determined that he is only liked around here because the fins suck so bad. if the fins were the Pats he could be one of the most hated posters on the board. Each rep chick would be like a kick to the nuts.

10. (NA)http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar4009_22.gif Rockstar36: Rockstar makes his ZR debut, mostly because he *****ed through the election and allegedly cost me votes.

9. (10.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar4708_20.gifDude: The Duder moves up one spot, consistantly consistant and constantly constipated.

8. (3.)http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar7_26.gifMikey82: Big Tree fall hard

7. (11.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar106_19.gif Gunzlingr: Another jousted Pres candidate, but Gunz brought the Gridiron game to the zone. And it has taken 6 of us by storm!

6. (5.)http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar108_10.gifTHATHURMANATOR: *****master 5.0 drops one spot, probably because he has a girls name.

5. (8.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar2060_7.gif L.A.Playa: President Playa pulled an upset of epic porpotions. He has edured quite a bit of criticism and continues to go strong. He was cooler as a pimp smacking playa, but for the time being, I'm his *****.

4. (2.)http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar5132_23.gif BlackMetalNinja: BMN was a crucial part of making the Billszone election HOF material. This guy can ***** with the best of em!

3. (4.)http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar9_49.gif shelby: Shelby rocked the **** out of the zone election, she carries the zone on her back. And she's certainly more friendly when she gets her daily pole treatment.

2. (na)http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar65_10.gifDraftboy: So ya we all know the draftguide is awesome, but what DB did in the Zone election was masterful. The guy is a genius wrapped in dickhead.:bf1:

1. (1.) http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/customavatars/avatar3692_24.gifMBBedard:http://www.mathsisfun.com/geometry/images/king-of-hearts.jpg

Dude
05-09-2008, 09:37 AM
your

Bill Brasky
05-09-2008, 09:39 AM
haha

The King
05-09-2008, 09:39 AM
your

:rofl: We are off to an awesome start!

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 09:44 AM
That could hurt your rankings Dude

Dude
05-09-2008, 09:44 AM
I wasn't *****ing, though.

That schtick just never gets old.

Dr. Lecter
05-09-2008, 09:45 AM
Bedard needs to be knocked down for mentioning bf1's semen. Automatic 2 spot penalty.

clumping platelets
05-09-2008, 10:06 AM
:tap:

LtFinFan66
05-09-2008, 10:08 AM
:popcorn:

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 10:10 AM
WTF Bedard!

Dujek
05-09-2008, 10:12 AM
http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/m/07808-2.jpg
GET ON WITH IT!

The King
05-09-2008, 10:14 AM
You *****es need to relax. I am tracking the BorB and doing this at the same damn time!

lordofgun
05-09-2008, 10:35 AM
Unless I'm #1 every time, these rankings are severely flawed.

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 10:38 AM
Some big drops so far!

The King
05-09-2008, 10:57 AM
Unless I'm #1 every time, these rankings are severely flawed.

This whole place is severely flawed.

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 10:58 AM
Unless I'm #1 every time, these rankings are severely flawed.
AMEN

The King
05-09-2008, 10:59 AM
I will say this the zoner election played a heavy part in the rankings this time.

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:00 AM
As long as I am top 5 I won't freak out too bad.

The King
05-09-2008, 11:02 AM
As long as I am top 5 I won't freak out too bad.

Really you think you're top 5?

LtFinFan66
05-09-2008, 11:04 AM
:popcorn:

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 11:04 AM
I will say this the zoner election played a heavy part in the rankings this time.

Damnit Im screwed, hopefully the Draft Guide will be my saving grace...

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:05 AM
Really you think you're top 5?
Of course.

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:05 AM
I am consistantly here posting day in day out. BZ, TZ, BFZ etc!!!

Dr. Lecter
05-09-2008, 11:06 AM
Over-rated.

Mr. Miyagi
05-09-2008, 11:08 AM
Dozerdog: If you watch closely you can actually see Dozer scampering around the BZ. He now posts like his owner is standing behind him with a rolled up newspaper.
:rofl:

Dr. Lecter
05-09-2008, 11:09 AM
I have a mental picture of Valerie in a French Maid's outfit hitting him with a newspaper.

Is that wrong?

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:09 AM
Over-rated.
Better than not being rated at all!!!

The King
05-09-2008, 11:12 AM
Better than not being rated at all!!!

thats a t-shirt right there. wear that to the opener Thurm!

The King
05-09-2008, 11:12 AM
I have a mental picture of Valerie in a French Maid's outfit hitting him with a newspaper.

Is that wrong?

really i picture here in a tattered bathrobe with a coffee and a cigarette:idunno:

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:13 AM
thats a t-shirt right there. wear that to the opener Thurm!
No I don't wear zoner gear in public.

The King
05-09-2008, 11:14 AM
No I don't wear zoner gear in public.

Why does it have to be zoner gear? It could just be Thurm-wear

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:16 AM
Why does it have to be zoner gear? It could just be Thurm-wear
Thurm-wear would be zoner related though. In my personal life I am Corey not Thurm. :ill:

The King
05-09-2008, 11:18 AM
Thurm-wear would be zoner related though. In my personal life I am Corey not Thurm. :ill:

Corey is a girls name. you should just go by Thurm.

LtFinFan66
05-09-2008, 11:19 AM
Corey is a girls name. you should just go by Thurm.:couch: DAMN!!

Michael82
05-09-2008, 11:21 AM
Corey is a girls name. you should just go by Thurm.
:laughing:

Mr. Miyagi
05-09-2008, 11:22 AM
Corey is a girls name. you should just go by Thurm.
I have a hard time picturing my boss calling me Miyagi myself.

Bill Brasky
05-09-2008, 11:43 AM
lucky #13 yeah baby!

The King
05-09-2008, 11:46 AM
breaks my heart that Devin dropped and FL is MIA

Mr. Miyagi
05-09-2008, 11:49 AM
lucky #13 yeah baby!
Can I trade up one spot with you? I'll throw in a 3rd rounder. 14 is a very unlucky number for me. :(

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Corey is a girls name. you should just go by Thurm.
There is a larger majority of Guy Corey's.

Mr. Miyagi
05-09-2008, 11:50 AM
There is a larger majority of Guy Corey's.
You're thinking Corky.

http://www.lehman.cuny.edu/faculty/jfleitas/bandaides/corky.gif

The King
05-09-2008, 11:50 AM
There is a larger majority of Guy Corey's.

:rofl:


#1 google image for corey is.......

where's MadBomber?

http://www.richardhellergallery.com/dynamic/images/display/Corey_Arnold_Chris_and_Little_Kitty_2004_903_97.jpg

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:56 AM
Why are people being so hurtful today :(

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 11:58 AM
Popularity of the name Corey for Boys
First Year in the Top 1000: 1949
Last Year in the Top 1000: 2006 (latest year for which we have data)
Average Age: 22.79
Highest Percentage: 0.432% in 1989
Best Rank: #52 (in 1977)
Represented in the Top 1000 names in: 58 of 127 years (45.67%)
Total* Male Population in Top 1000: 170194
Popularity of the name Corey for Girls
First Year in the Top 1000: 1969
Last Year in the Top 1000: 1995
Average Age: 24.80
Highest Percentage: 0.027% in 1986
Best Rank: #523 (in 1986)
Represented in the Top 1000 names in: 26 of 127 years (20.47%)
Total* Female Population in Top 1000: 7029

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:02 PM
As you can see 96% of people named Corey are Male

Mr. Miyagi
05-09-2008, 12:07 PM
As you can see 96% of people named Corey are Male
How many % is gay?

TacklingDummy
05-09-2008, 12:08 PM
Chick Car for a Chick name.

hydro
05-09-2008, 12:09 PM
Thurm is getting rocked in this thread. If he isn't top 5 this could be epic.

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:11 PM
How many % is gay?
Are you calling me a fagit?

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:11 PM
Thurm is getting rocked in this thread. If he isn't top 5 this could be epic.
I am going to **** EVERYTHING UP

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 12:12 PM
:rofl: @ this thread

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:12 PM
Thurm is getting rocked in this thread. If he isn't top 5 this could be epic.
Well I had to point the fact out that dum dums will say Corey is a girls name meanwhile 96% of Corey's are guys. :ill:

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:15 PM
:rofl: @ this thread
Take a giant **** ON this thread!

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:17 PM
:rofl:


#1 google image for corey is.......

where's MadBomber?

http://www.richardhellergallery.com/dynamic/images/display/Corey_Arnold_Chris_and_Little_Kitty_2004_903_97.jpg
:rofl: Mad Bomber will have a field day!!!

The King
05-09-2008, 12:19 PM
Thurm is getting rocked in this thread. If he isn't top 5 this could be epic.

thats best thing about this I already know where thurm is!

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:20 PM
BUMP for Thur....errrrr Corey!



http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Corey
How is 3.97% popular big guy??

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:21 PM
thats best thing about this I already know where thurm is!
Well I hope you know where everyone is since you made the ranking.

The King
05-09-2008, 12:21 PM
Well I hope you know where everyone is since you made the ranking.

I have a commitee that helps.

SabreEleven
05-09-2008, 12:22 PM
I have a hard time picturing my boss calling me Miyagi myself.

Funny, my boss has no problems calling me AssClown

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:22 PM
I have a commitee that helps.
Right but the list is made already is what I meant.

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:23 PM
Stupid Mike

Population Statistics for Corey
Corey is mostly a boys' name, but it is used for girls 3.97 percent of the time.
Total* Population in Top 1000: 177223 (96.03% male, 3.97% female) [source]


http://www.nameplayground.com/Corey

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:23 PM
Wow, the fin fan moves up and almost into the top 10..... :shocked:


I know somebody that would be pretty proud..... :snicker:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:24 PM
Stupid Mike

Population Statistics for Corey
Corey is mostly a boys' name, but it is used for girls 3.97 percent of the time.
Total* Population in Top 1000: 177223 (96.03% male, 3.97% female) [source]


http://www.nameplayground.com/Corey
oh, but still Corey is used for girls. Mike isn't. So.... :nana:

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:25 PM
oh, but still Corey is used for girls. Mike isn't. So.... :nana:
Who gives a ****?

Do you want me to stamp you out a gold medal or something?

<img src=http://birdonthemoon.com/you_win_the_prize-thumb.jpeg>

The King
05-09-2008, 12:25 PM
Funny, my boss has no problems calling me AssClown

didnt you just start a thread to drop that name? By the way only an assclown takes 6 fn weeks to get in a football league!

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:25 PM
Wow, the fin fan moves up and almost into the top 10..... :shocked:


I know somebody that would be pretty proud..... :snicker:
Well at least I am above him.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:26 PM
My name is much better.....


The boy's and girl's (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Michael) name Michael \m(i)-chael (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/ending/1/chael)\ is pronounced MYE-kal. It is of Hebrew (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/hebrew) origin, and its meaning is "who resembles God (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/god)". Biblical (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/biblical): Michael is the archangel (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/archangel) (chief (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/chief) or principal (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/principal) angel (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/angel)) who defeats the dragon (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/dragon). He and Gabriel are the only two angels (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/angels) given personal names in the canonical (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/canonical) Bible (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/bible)

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Michael

Hell, look how high it is as a male name. :up:

The King
05-09-2008, 12:26 PM
oh, but still Corey is used for girls. Mike isn't. So.... :nana:

I know a girl named Mychael. Her parents were clearly ******ed though.

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 12:27 PM
HELL YEAH!

The King
05-09-2008, 12:27 PM
HELL YEAH! I LOL'ed typing your description.

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 12:27 PM
My name is much better.....



http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Michael

Hell, look how high it is as a male name. :up:

That just means you're not very original...

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:28 PM
My name is much better.....



http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Michael

Hell, look how high it is as a male name. :up:
its meaning is "who resembles God".

Boy they got this one way wrong!

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 12:29 PM
That just means you're not very original...

I was going to say the same thing. It is a VERY common name.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:30 PM
I know a girl named Mychael. Her parents were clearly ******ed though.
obviously! :hi5:

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 12:32 PM
May also come from the French (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/french) "divin", meaning "divine (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/divine), perfect (http://www.thinkbabynames.com/search/1/perfect)".


Now that is what I'm talking about!

The King
05-09-2008, 12:34 PM
its meaning is "who resembles God".

Boy they got this one way wrong!

What!? God had bad vision and loved eating at Denny's so what!?

Dude
05-09-2008, 12:35 PM
Not enough *****ing, fellas. Step it up, please.

The King
05-09-2008, 12:35 PM
MBBedard: May also come from kicking copious amounts of ass, and slaying many a hymen.

Dude
05-09-2008, 12:40 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/4708-1155239808.gif

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 12:41 PM
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/4708-1155239808.gif

Ooooh a dancing Hershey's Kiss... Delicio... WAIT! That's not a Hershey's Kiss at all!

Dude
05-09-2008, 12:42 PM
I'm not constipated anymore.

The King
05-09-2008, 12:43 PM
I'm not constipated anymore.

A congratulations is in order!

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 12:43 PM
I'm sure BMN is happy to know that

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 12:45 PM
I'm sure BMN is happy to know that

Man this place has been seriously faggy all day? Is that what happens when I'm actually busy and can't post all morning?

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:45 PM
okay, now it's a wonder who was really doing these rankings. MBB used to say it wasn't him, but I'm wondering.....

Dude
05-09-2008, 12:46 PM
I agree, BMN. There are some pent up boners running around the joint.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:46 PM
Oh well, I'm still in the top 10 and above Thurm! So I'm happy! :snicker:

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 12:46 PM
okay, now it's a wonder who was really doing these rankings. MBB used to say it wasn't him, but I'm wondering.....

What makes you say that?

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:47 PM
Oh well, I'm still in the top 10 and above Thurm! So I'm happy! :snicker:
Wait I didn't make the top 20? Is this some kind of sick joke?

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:48 PM
What makes you say that?
Me not being in the top 20 certainly has me questioning things.

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 12:48 PM
Thurm, don't let mikey get you all worked up

The King
05-09-2008, 12:48 PM
okay, now it's a wonder who was really doing these rankings. MBB used to say it wasn't him, but I'm wondering.....

I am part of them for sure. I do all the write ups too, but there are 4 of us who make the lists

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:49 PM
Thurm, don't let mikey get you all worked up
TOO LATE I AM WORKED UP!!!

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:50 PM
Wait I didn't make the top 20? Is this some kind of sick joke?
:rofl: Gotcha! You know there's no way MBB would let you slip off the list. Even though you did run against him with a bad running mate. :ill:

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:51 PM
:rofl: Gotcha! You know there's no way MBB would let you slip off the list. Even though you did run against him with a bad running mate. :ill:
A running mate which has since been banned again. :shakeno:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 12:52 PM
I am part of them for sure. I do all the write ups too, but there are 4 of us who make the lists

I knew you were the one who does all the write ups, but why are you now one of the 4? And are all 4 of your group members part of the MBB for President bandwagon? :scratch:

Not that I really care. I'll move back into the top 5 next month. :up:

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:54 PM
Not that I really care. I'll move back into the top 5 next month. :up:
Not if I have anything to do about it.

The King
05-09-2008, 12:55 PM
A running mate which has since been banned again. :shakeno:

Really!? That sucks... I like EE, and thought he was behaving quite nicely.

The King
05-09-2008, 12:56 PM
I knew you were the one who does all the write ups, but why are you now one of the 4? And are all 4 of your group members part of the MBB for President bandwagon? :scratch:

Not that I really care. I'll move back into the top 5 next month. :up:

I picked a diverse group. And who isn't on the MBB bandwagon!?

hydro
05-09-2008, 12:56 PM
Really!? That sucks... I like EE, and thought he was behaving quite nicely.

His Buffalo Bills knowledge and experiences are unmatched. Too bad he can't behave...

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 12:56 PM
Really!? That sucks... I like EE, and thought he was behaving quite nicely.
Yep. I have no idea what he did but he is gone forever.

The King
05-09-2008, 12:57 PM
Yep. I have no idea what he did but he is gone forever.

He is always supposed to be gone forever though.

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 01:03 PM
Mikey don't be so sure of yourself. Now that I'm on the rankings I don't plan on going anywhere but to the top!

SabreEleven
05-09-2008, 01:26 PM
didnt you just start a thread to drop that name? By the way only an assclown takes 6 fn weeks to get in a football league!

That is probably hurting my rankings.

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 01:50 PM
Hell if RS gets credit for *****ing through the election, then I should get points for being an overall annoyance and pain in the ass!

hydro
05-09-2008, 01:51 PM
Hell if RS gets credit for *****ing through the election, then I should get points for being an overall annoyance and pain in the ass!

Yes, but you were on the opposite side. No dice!

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 01:55 PM
Yes, but you were on the opposite side. No dice!

Yea I know, Im screwed...I just gotta cling to the draft guide to be my saving thing.

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 01:56 PM
If it were up to me you'd get credit for the draft guide. The election would've lost you points but you would break even for being a Braves fan.

The King
05-09-2008, 02:05 PM
Yea I know, Im screwed...I just gotta cling to the draft guide to be my saving thing.

You think the draft guide was good enough to go from unranked to top 6?

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 02:07 PM
If it were up to me you'd get credit for the draft guide. The election would've lost you points but you would break even for being a Braves fan.

:up:

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 02:08 PM
You think the draft guide was good enough to go from unranked to top 6?

I think the Draft Guide + Election + Being an ******* = Top 6

Just because you were against me in the election, doesnt mean I didnt do well and do exactly what we wanted.

The King
05-09-2008, 02:08 PM
Let the squaking commence.

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 02:09 PM
It had to be his avatar that did him in, I told him it looked gay

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 02:10 PM
Oh I don't care 6 is fine. Just as long as I beat LT and stupid Mike I am happy!!! :hi5:

hydro
05-09-2008, 02:10 PM
OH SNAP!

Dr. Lecter
05-09-2008, 02:10 PM
I think the Draft Guide + Election + Being an ******* = Top 6

Just because you were against me in the election, doesnt mean I didnt do well and do exactly what we wanted.

To be fair, you always had the 3rd point going for you.

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 02:10 PM
It had to be his avatar that did him in, I told him it looked gay
NO I AM PISSED IN THAT PIC

Dr. Lecter
05-09-2008, 02:11 PM
NO I AM PISSED IN THAT PIC

People can be gay and pissed, you know.

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 02:12 PM
To be fair, you always had the 3rd point going for you.

Thats very true

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 02:12 PM
NO I AM PISSED IN THAT PIC

and gay.

The King
05-09-2008, 02:21 PM
any guesses on the top 4?

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 02:23 PM
shelby, mbb, playa, and :scratch: DraftBoy

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 02:24 PM
Shelby, MBB, LOG, and YR

The King
05-09-2008, 02:24 PM
Playa clocked in at 5.... Pay attention!

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 02:25 PM
Oops, I keep forgetting to look

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 02:28 PM
Wow, some people apparantly think I went from #2 to dropping out all together!

shelby
05-09-2008, 02:29 PM
i should not be on this list. i've been to depressed to be worthy of rankings lately.

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 02:29 PM
Wow, some people apparantly think I went from #2 to dropping out all together!

You weren't listed yet?

Damnit, changes top 4;

1. Shelby
2. BMN
3. MBB
4. YR

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 02:29 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about you BMN

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 02:30 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about you BMN

How could you forget... you ARE me remember?

Michael82
05-09-2008, 02:33 PM
Of course it's going to be you and BMN in the top 4. It makes too much sense for it not happen.

hydro
05-09-2008, 02:33 PM
i should not be on this list. i've been to depressed to be worthy of rankings lately.

too

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 02:39 PM
How could you forget... you ARE me remember?

Very true.

Unless that is part of my plan to fool all the Zoners.

The King
05-09-2008, 02:53 PM
BMN clocks in at 4

Dr. Lecter
05-09-2008, 03:04 PM
So we still have Devin, Shelby and MBB to get to.

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 03:05 PM
So we still have Devin, Shelby and MBB to get to.

Devin went 7 or 8.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:10 PM
Looks like the King will crown himself #1 this year..... :up:

shelby
05-09-2008, 03:12 PM
Please....MBB singlehandedly got several Zoners to donate....his no TOS ex-girlfriend BorB is :curse:ing brilliant.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:14 PM
Please....MBB singlehandedly got several Zoners to donate....his no TOS ex-girlfriend BorB is :curse:ing brilliant.
yeah but this rankings was supposed to be based on the election and last month. :up:

I agree with you about the no-TOS BorB. I wish someone thought of that earlier. It's a damn good idea! :clap:

casdhf
05-09-2008, 03:16 PM
:ill:

mybills
05-09-2008, 03:17 PM
I will say this the zoner election played a heavy part in the rankings this time.
According to some zoners I drooled over you the entire time, yet I'm ranked at 19.
hA!

The King
05-09-2008, 03:17 PM
shelbs cracks the top 3 again!

casdhf
05-09-2008, 03:18 PM
Bedard is #1 right?

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:20 PM
Bedard is #1 right?
of course. He wouldn't put himself anywhere else. :snicker:

shelby
05-09-2008, 03:22 PM
i shouldn't be 3.

But thanks for the "pole treatment" comment....:rofl:

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 03:22 PM
Cry me a river Mikey...he said he has a panel of voters so its not just him. I'm starting to think you're mad that you're not the most popular Zoner anymore.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:23 PM
shelbs cracks the top 3 again!
good choice, but I would have moved her to #1 or 2. She's the hardest working person on this site. She mods, admins, runs the election, controls the front page and still has time for sex with her hubby. :up:

The King
05-09-2008, 03:23 PM
of course. He wouldn't put himself anywhere else. :snicker:

Id put myself in your sister.

EricStratton
05-09-2008, 03:23 PM
Yet another reason Boston sucks.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:24 PM
Cry me a river Mikey...he said he has a panel of voters so its not just him. I'm starting to think you're mad that you're not the most popular Zoner anymore.
I never was the most popular zoner. :shakeno:

I'm just mad that I got bumped down in this ranking because I was part of the other side in the zone election. Plus his comment for me for rather lame. :yawn:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:25 PM
Id put myself in your sister.
:rofl: That was too easy. Nice job taking the bait. I tell you what, how about we swap? i'll let you have my sister if I can have Jules. :naughty:

:snicker: :jk:

mybills
05-09-2008, 03:25 PM
Yet another reason Boston sucks.
:chuckle:

Dude
05-09-2008, 03:25 PM
Mike, you're starting to sound like Thurm with all this bellyaching.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:25 PM
Yet another reason Boston sucks.
:rofl:

The King
05-09-2008, 03:25 PM
I never was the most popular zoner. :shakeno:

I'm just mad that I got bumped down in this ranking because I was part of the other side in the zone election. Plus his comment for me for rather lame. :yawn:

Its hard to think of those remarks, besides I made up for it with the one about your sister.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:26 PM
Mike, you're starting to sound like Thurm with all this bellyaching.
sorry, but this ranking is taking too long and i'm tired. I havent been to sleep yet in over 24 hours. :ill:

The King
05-09-2008, 03:26 PM
:rofl: That was too easy. Nice job taking the bait. I tell you what, how about we swap? i'll let you have my sister if I can have Jules. :naughty:

:snicker: :jk:

I thought that was a good one....:snicker:

casdhf
05-09-2008, 03:26 PM
Mike, maybe someone from "the other side" is on the panel. You could just legitimately suck!

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 03:26 PM
Id put myself in your sister.

Already there, get in line

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 03:26 PM
I think Hydro seriously needs to crack this Top 20... He's been everywhere the past few months!

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:27 PM
Mike, maybe someone from "the other side" is on the panel. You could just legitimately suck!
I don't see you on the list at all. So, until then...kiss my ass! :up:

casdhf
05-09-2008, 03:27 PM
It's ripping me up inside.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:27 PM
I think Hydro seriously needs to crack this Top 20... He's been everywhere the past few months!
that would be a surprising addition, but well deserved! :hi5:

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 03:32 PM
Hydro and YR both need to be on it

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 03:33 PM
that would be a surprising addition, but well deserved! :hi5:
Shouldn't be a surprising addition at all... If this is really about what have you done lately, Hydro is here more consistantly and posts more than just about anybody, including you... He was involved in the election, he helps with the news, he helped with the draft guide, he's involved with the ZNRS group, etc. He just isn't as well known by everybody because he hasn't been here for years.

Bill Brasky
05-09-2008, 03:34 PM
Can I trade up one spot with you? I'll throw in a 3rd rounder. 14 is a very unlucky number for me. :(

i like 13. i keep the NOTOS alive. that place is a morgue half the time. plus my sailor mouth is not suited for the land of the lost (TZ)

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:35 PM
Shouldn't be a surprising addition at all... If this is really about what have you done lately, Hydro is here more consistantly and posts more than just about anybody, including you... He was involved in the election, he helps with the news, he helped with the draft guide, he's involved with the ZNRS group, etc. He just isn't as well known by everybody because he hasn't been here for years.
i know what you are saying. It is definitely well deserved. but usually first timers end up anywhere from 10-20. But in the top 3. That's why it would be a little surprising.

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 03:36 PM
i know what you are saying. It is definitely well deserved. but usually first timers end up anywhere from 10-20. But in the top 3. That's why it would be a little surprising.

I wasn't saying he necessarily belonged in the Top 3, just saying he belongs period.

Draftboy as well, but I just saw he went all the way to #2 for his debut!

EricStratton
05-09-2008, 03:36 PM
i like 13. i keep the NOTOS alive. that place is a morgue half the time. plus my sailor mouth is not suited for the land of the lost (TZ)



Any poster who blows their own horn should be removed from the current rankings and banned from at least the next two rankings.

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 03:36 PM
:rofl:

Draftboy: So ya we all know the draftguide is awesome, but what DB did in the Zone election was masterful. The guy is a genius wrapped in dickhead

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 03:37 PM
I wasn't saying he necessarily belonged in the Top 3, just saying he belongs period.

Draftboy as well, but I just saw he went all the way to #2 for his debut!

Not my debut I was 13 in the 1st batch, lower in the 2nd and fell out in the 3rd

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:39 PM
:rofl:

Draftboy: So ya we all know the draftguide is awesome, but what DB did in the Zone election was masterful. The guy is a genius wrapped in dickhead
:rofl: That's awesome!

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:40 PM
Look who's #1 again.... :shocked:


:gag:

SquishDaFish
05-09-2008, 03:40 PM
No suprise. MBB does the ranking and hes #1. :lol:

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 03:41 PM
If you guys really don't think Bedard deserves #1, you're crackheads. This wouldn't even exist without him, not to mention alllllllll the other things he does to keep you entertained, plus getting people to donate to the site, blah blah blah, etc etc etc.

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 03:42 PM
If you guys really don't think Bedard deserves #1, you're crackheads. This wouldn't even exist without him, not to mention alllllllll the other things he does to keep you entertained, plus getting people to donate to the site, blah blah blah, etc etc etc.

I would like to hear more about the 3rd "blah" please, Im intrigued...

EricStratton
05-09-2008, 03:42 PM
The Voltron at Sears picture is all that needs to be shown to justify the number one ranking.

EricStratton
05-09-2008, 03:43 PM
I would like to hear more about the 3rd "blah" please, Im intrigued...



I think it's the way he spoons with BMN. Cooking breakfast the next morning is icing on the cake.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:45 PM
If you guys really don't think Bedard deserves #1, you're crackheads. This wouldn't even exist without him, not to mention alllllllll the other things he does to keep you entertained, plus getting people to donate to the site, blah blah blah, etc etc etc.
he said that recent stuff weren't getting counted. This was mainly the last couple months and specifically the election. So....why would the guy who lost be #1? :snicker: I'm also surprised nbf isn't on the list. He did a very good job helping playa in the election.

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 03:45 PM
I think it's the way he spoons with BMN. Cooking breakfast the next morning is icing on the cake.

Damn he makes the best scramby eggs!

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:45 PM
I think it's the way he spoons with BMN. Cooking breakfast the next morning is icing on the cake.
:lmao:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:46 PM
either way, just because of the No-TOS bang or bucks alone....MBB definitely deserves #1 in the next ranking. :up:

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 03:46 PM
You'd think these rankings matter or something. The fact that DB is #2 shows that this isn't biased.

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 03:47 PM
either way, just because of the No-TOS bang or bucks alone....MBB definitely deserves #1 in the next ranking. :up:

So wait...he deserves it, then it's no surprise that he is #1, which is it?

L.A. Playa
05-09-2008, 03:48 PM
I told ya moving B or B to the No Tos would increase donorship !!

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 03:49 PM
It's not moving it, it is the exact game. I could care less about regular BoB

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:49 PM
So wait...he deserves it, then it's no surprise that he is #1, which is it?
he deserves it for the next one. Not this one. He said himself this one was based on the election and the month surrounding the election mostly. Next rankings should count the new game of his that attracted donors IMO.

Bill Brasky
05-09-2008, 03:50 PM
Any poster who blows their own horn should be removed from the current rankings and banned from at least the next two rankings.
great contribution, eric!

anybody who takes an internet message board ranking seriously needs to check their six.

EricStratton
05-09-2008, 03:50 PM
One good point Mikey made, MBB did lose the election to a guy who isn't even a poster in the Zone so that should have hurt his rankings at least a little bit.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:50 PM
You'd think these rankings matter or something. The fact that DB is #2 shows that this isn't biased.
I guess you got a point. DraftBoy being that high especially after the ass kicking that he did during the election shows that it wasnt total bias.

BlackMetalNinja
05-09-2008, 03:50 PM
he deserves it for the next one. Not this one. He said himself this one was based on the election and the month surrounding the election mostly. Next rankings should count the new game of his that attracted donors IMO.

Yeah, cause he had nothing to do with the election or anything either...

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:50 PM
One good point Mikey made, MBB did lose the election to a guy who isn't even a poster in the Zone so that should have hurt his rankings at least a little bit.
that's all i saying. :hi5:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:52 PM
All I want is for the Zoner Ranking to be renamed Twilight Zone Ranking. Then it would make perfect sense. Zoner ranking should include the posters on the Bills board and there are quite a few good posters there IMO.

Dude
05-09-2008, 03:53 PM
Maybe you should start your own rankings Mike.

L.A. Playa
05-09-2008, 03:54 PM
19,000 posts yet I never post here ?? hmmmmmm

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2008, 03:54 PM
All I want is for the Zoner Ranking to be renamed Twilight Zone Ranking. Then it would make perfect sense. Zoner ranking should include the posters on the Bills board and there are quite a few good posters there IMO.
Not really.

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 03:54 PM
I feel the fun being sucked out of this thread very quickly all the sudden.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:55 PM
Maybe you should start your own rankings Mike.
nah, I'm too lazy. I'd rather just make comments here and ***** occasionally. :up:

The King
05-09-2008, 03:56 PM
nah, I'm too lazy. I'd rather just make comments here and ***** occasionally. :up:

:rofl:

Dude
05-09-2008, 03:56 PM
:limp:

Dozerdog
05-09-2008, 03:56 PM
Mikey, please- shut up already.

Who gives a ****? Make your own poll

The King
05-09-2008, 03:56 PM
1,000 views, 200posts and 10 pages can't be wrong!

DraftBoy
05-09-2008, 03:56 PM
nah, I'm too lazy. I'd rather just make comments here and ***** occasionally. :up:

And the award for biggest understatement of 2008 goes to....

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 03:57 PM
1,000 views, 200posts and 10 pages can't be wrong!

And yet people doubt the #1 ranking....

The King
05-09-2008, 03:57 PM
And the award for biggest understatement of 2008 goes to....

big understatement fall hard

Dozerdog
05-09-2008, 03:58 PM
is it too late to take mikey off of this ranking?

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:58 PM
I'm just doing what MBB asked. He wanted *****ing to make it a better thread, so i obliged! :up:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 03:59 PM
:rofl:
Isn't it what you wanted? :scratch:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 04:00 PM
or would you rather I said this.....



Nice job, MBB! Another solid game to keep the boards active during a boring, crappy day! :clap:

The King
05-09-2008, 04:00 PM
Isn't it what you wanted? :scratch:

Indeed it is Mikey.

What grown ass adult goes by Mikey anyway?

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 04:00 PM
This isn't really a "game".

Michael82
05-09-2008, 04:01 PM
Now it's time for me to get some sleep, 29 hours later..... :ontome:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 04:02 PM
Indeed it is Mikey.

What grown ass adult goes by Mikey anyway?
I actually preferred the name Michael or Mike. But Valerie and quite a few others kept calling me Mikey at tailgates and stuff, so I changed it from Mike32282 to Mikey82. :up:

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 04:03 PM
If people listed their name as what people call them there would be quite a few *******s around here.

hydro
05-09-2008, 04:04 PM
Shouldn't be a surprising addition at all... If this is really about what have you done lately, Hydro is here more consistantly and posts more than just about anybody, including you... He was involved in the election, he helps with the news, he helped with the draft guide, he's involved with the ZNRS group, etc. He just isn't as well known by everybody because he hasn't been here for years. :beers:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 04:04 PM
If people listed their name as what people call them there would be quite a few *******s around here.
not many people can pull off being a RockStar.

Dr. Lecter
05-09-2008, 04:05 PM
I actually preferred the name Michael or Mike. But Valerie and quite a few others kept calling me Mikey at tailgates and stuff, so I changed it from Mike32282 to Mikey82. :up:

So if we all call you GWB or Larry Quinn or Tom Brady at the tailgates this year youw ill change your name accordingly?

Sac up and tell people to call them what you want to be called.

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 04:06 PM
not many people can pull off being a RockStar.

Well that is obvious. The mold was broken when I was created.

RockStar36
05-09-2008, 04:06 PM
So if we all call you GWB or Larry Quinn or Tom Brady at the tailgates this year youw ill change your name accordingly?

Sac up and tell people to call them what you want to be called.

Larry Donner sounds good.

Michael82
05-09-2008, 04:11 PM
Larry Donner sounds good.
:puke:

Michael82
05-09-2008, 04:11 PM
Anyways....good work with everything MBB and everyone else who worked on it. :up:

I'm out. :snooze:

The King
05-09-2008, 04:13 PM
I also think hydro/YR are getting geared up to make their ZR debut

hydro
05-09-2008, 04:16 PM
I also think hydro/YR are getting geared up to make their ZR debut

I have a feeling the BorB Ex results will help.

clumping platelets
05-09-2008, 04:31 PM
No doubt I'm top 20 material :mad:

lordofgun
05-09-2008, 04:39 PM
I'm just glad the Historian didn't make the list. He drives like an ass.

The King
05-09-2008, 04:41 PM
I'm just glad the Historian didn't make the list. He drives like an ass.

:wtf:

lordofgun
05-09-2008, 04:45 PM
:wtf:
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=151823

The King
05-09-2008, 04:50 PM
Completely unacceptable!

LtFinFan66
05-09-2008, 05:04 PM
Funny, my boss has no problems calling me AssClowngo figure

The King
05-09-2008, 05:10 PM
This thread already blew away v3.0


:bf1: nice job guys!

LtFinFan66
05-09-2008, 05:17 PM
would have been longer had Thurm been ranked behind me and Mikey again. Then there would have been an additional tens pages of *****ing:up:

clumping platelets
05-09-2008, 08:21 PM
:mad:

hydro
05-09-2008, 08:23 PM
:mad:

:console:

lordofgun
05-09-2008, 08:27 PM
The people who make these rankings are clearly communists.

chernobylwraiths
05-09-2008, 08:42 PM
I feel the fun being sucked out of this thread very quickly all the sudden.

And by just one poster.

Thank goodness I wasn't ranked again.

chernobylwraiths
05-09-2008, 08:46 PM
The people who make these rankings are clearly communists.

On sheer talent, LOG should be top 20.

Michael82
05-10-2008, 01:32 AM
This thread already blew away v3.0


:bf1: nice job guys!
Glad i could help. :snicker:


Seriously tho...good job to the 4 of you for another solid thread that kept the traffic going. :up:

lordofgun
05-10-2008, 06:52 AM
An idea for V5.0:

Release the results throughout the thread instead of just updating the first post so we can have real-time comments on each ranking.