i am home sick again today.

[shelby]

Please amuse me.

Thank you.

[BADTHINGSMAN]

I tripped halfway down the stairs because of my wifes cat.. Apparently my wife thought it was amusing because she was laughing her ass off saying "poor kitty".. :mad:

[shelby]

:laughing:

Thanks BTM!

[Dujek]

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/funny-pictures-cat-pops-car-tire-before-vet.jpg

[shelby]

:rofl: That is my son's favorite website. He submits pics of his cat.

[mybills]

I need to get a kennel cage for my little one..she's sofaking annoying...she never sleeps and trashes the house all night! :mad:

[Dr. Lecter]

Maybe it is a ghost cat causing the trouble.

[shelby]

:evil:

[mybills]

Maybe it is a ghost cat causing the trouble.
Maybe a ghost keeps her awake all night! :up:

[mybills]

Maybe the vet can give her some sleeping pills! :pray:

[jamze132]

Sorry to hear that Shelby.

I don't have anything amusing for you right now...

[shelby]

i enjoyed your wife's photography.:up:

[BlackMetalNinja]

Today would be a good day to get in practice for the upcoming season... I need you on top of me... I mean on top of your game.

Purely Freudian... really.

[Ebenezer]

i enjoyed your wife's pornography.:up:


:jawdrop:

[HotRod]

The alarm went off this morning, and I didn't want to get out of bed. After hitting the snooze until the last possible minute, I had no choice. I had to get ready for work. Now I'm at work and no one else is. I double checked my phone (which I use as an alarm), and looked at every clock in the office (to include my computer) and sure enough. Somehow, with all the satellite technology my phone was an hour off. When I turned it off and then back on - it reset itself. But damn, I lost an hour of sleep because of a glitch somewhere (maybe it's the astronauts getting a good laugh).

[Ebenezer]

Please amuse me.

It would take me too long to get to Florida so you could laugh at me.



Thank you.

You wouldn't be thanking me.

[Night Train]

Justin MacGilfrey, 19, was arrested in February for the attempted robbery of a Circle K convenience store in Daytona Beach, Fla. The clerk had chased him from the store when he realized that MacGilfrey's only "weapon" was a pretend gun he made using his finger and thumb.

[mybills]

Hey Shelby, this is amusing..

The forums got really quiet once this was posted.
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showpost.php?p=2461053&postcount=416

[casdhf]

i smell bull ****!

[mybills]

have you been drafted yet, cas?

[Dujek]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7VQ2TrLvl4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/U7VQ2TrLvl4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

THE-OOO! THE-OOO! THE-OOO!

Well, it cheers me up every time I see it anyway.

[Skooby]

I hope you feel better Shelby!!

[The last buffalo fan]

Please abuse me.

Thank you.

:naughty:

[Mad Bomber]

Feel better soon. :bighug:
http://www.billszone.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10105/shelby_%28Custom%29_%28Custom%29.jpg
Shelby Parton?

[shelby]

:rofl: That is very disturbing.....
Thanks Mad!:heart:

[TacklingDummy]

Please amuse me.

Thank you.everytime I try to amuse you, you either closed threads,move posts, or delete them. Sorry I have done my best. You can not be pleased. :snicker:

[shelby]

:rofl: Thanks anyway TD!