Lynch had corrective eye surgery

[The Spaz]

CORRECTIVE EYE SURGERY FOR LYNCH: Bills RB Marshawn Lynch was in attendance at practice Monday, but did not participate. Lynch, wearing large sunglasses was recovering from a long scheduled laser vision correction procedure performed last Friday, which was why he missed practice late last week.

http://buffalobills.com/blog/index.jsp?blogger_id=1

[RockStar36]

Maybe it will help his vision behind the wheel :idunno:

Too soon?

[Dozerdog]

Perfect allibi!

[gr8slayer]

He has some DAMN GOOD lawyers.

[Dr. Lecter]

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showpost.php?p=2475160&postcount=14

As I said last week. :D


BTW, he is having Lasik surgery today.

And it is questionable whether or not he gets suspended. Look at Lance Briggs.

[Mitchy moo]

Crystal clear vision to hit the holes and score.

[acehole]

CORRECTIVE EYE SURGERY FOR LYNCH: Bills RB Marshawn Lynch was in attendance at practice Monday, but did not participate. Lynch, wearing large sunglasses was recovering from a long scheduled laser vision correction procedure performed last Friday, which was why he missed practice late last week.

http://buffalobills.com/blog/index.jsp?blogger_id=1


OMG perfect...laying the ground work down for...

"What Lady...."

"I dint see to lady..."

[Patrick76777]

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/2008-06-09-2546988863_x.htm


Marshawn Lynch missed his second straight voluntary practice Monday because he was still recovering from eye surgery.
Wearing big sunglasses, Lynch said he had Lasik surgery on Friday and expects to be cleared to return to practice by Wednesday, when the Bills open a three-day mandatory minicamp.
The operation was done a day after Lynch was held out of a series of drills. He appeared to be poked in the eye during practice.

[TigerJ]

Others beat me to it, but we'll add a little script to it..

Prosecution: What do you mean you didn't see her and didn't know you hit her?

Lynch: My eyesight was that bad and I didn't realize it until I went to the eye doctor the following Monday. It must have been a glancing blow 'cause I didn't feel nuthin'. I'd never hit someone and not stop if I knew I hit her. That's why I knew I had to get my eyesight fixed.

Prosecution: And what about eyewitness reports that had you drinking in quantity earlier that evening?

Lynch: I would never drink and drive. I was kind of showin off, but I never swallowed, and when I knew no one was lookin' I spit it out again. My Mama wouldn't like me to drink.

[gr8slayer]

Already posted..

[LtFinFan66]

Nah.....I won't say it

[LtFinFan66]

Nevermind.....Rockstar already went there in the other thread