mensev
09-06-2008, 12:53 AM
Two boys from Buffalo , NY are playing street hockey when
> one of the
> boys is attacked by a rabid pit bull. Thinking quickly, the
> other boy
> takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog's collar
> and twists,
> breaking the dog's neck.
>
> A Buffalo News reporter hears about the incident and rushes
> over to
> interview the boy. "Young Sabres Fan Saves Friend From
> Vicious
> Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
>
> "But I'm not a Buffalo Sabres fan," the young
> hero replies.
>
> "Sorry," replied the reporter, "since
> we're in Buffalo , I just assumed
> you were." "Bills Fan Rescues Friend From
> Horrific Attack," the
> reporter continues in his notebook.
>
> "But I'm not a Buffalo Bills fan, either,"
> the boy responds.
>
> "I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a
> Sabres or a Bill's
> fan," replied the reporter, "Whom do you root
> for?"
>
> "I'm a Toronto Maple Leaf fan," the boy
> answers proudly.
>
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
> "Little
> Canadian Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
> one of the
> boys is attacked by a rabid pit bull. Thinking quickly, the
> other boy
> takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog's collar
> and twists,
> breaking the dog's neck.
>
> A Buffalo News reporter hears about the incident and rushes
> over to
> interview the boy. "Young Sabres Fan Saves Friend From
> Vicious
> Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
>
> "But I'm not a Buffalo Sabres fan," the young
> hero replies.
>
> "Sorry," replied the reporter, "since
> we're in Buffalo , I just assumed
> you were." "Bills Fan Rescues Friend From
> Horrific Attack," the
> reporter continues in his notebook.
>
> "But I'm not a Buffalo Bills fan, either,"
> the boy responds.
>
> "I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a
> Sabres or a Bill's
> fan," replied the reporter, "Whom do you root
> for?"
>
> "I'm a Toronto Maple Leaf fan," the boy
> answers proudly.
>
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
> "Little
> Canadian Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."