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  • ublinkwescore
    Sab and TD are insignificant
    • Sep 2002
    • 24178

    I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

    Yeah, they're 6 point favorites, how that is exactly, I don't know.

    Their O-line will be rendered useless (further aided by the fact that they will be starting a back-up center and two back up guards) just like Seattle's was, the film on us on D has to be all but useless when we do our countless shifts before the snap - there is no way any offensive coordinator can determine what exactly it is that we're gonna do.

    Maurice Jones Drew and Fred Taylor are gonna have another long day.

    Then to top it all off, some Bonehead jaguar decided that it would be a good idea to throw gasoline on the fire already lit under Marcus Stroud's butt.

    Don't be surprised if we shut them out - best case scenario, they get lucky on a (single) TD pass - because they sure as hell aren't running the ball against us. If they try to pass on us, look for quite a few INTs - we should have had like 5 last week instead of one - our DBs got their hands on a lot of balls.

    Offensively, where we get our edge is that our O will spend more time on the field than Jacksonvilles - look for us to start slow, but by the 3rd quarter, again, we will be scoring at will.
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  • DraftBoy
    Administrator
    • Jul 2002
    • 107442

    #2
    Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

    Well now we'll be 1-1, thanks!
    COMING SOON...
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    We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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    • ublinkwescore
      Sab and TD are insignificant
      • Sep 2002
      • 24178

      #3
      Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

      Originally posted by DraftBoy
      Well now we'll be 1-1, thanks!
      I guaranteed a win against Seattle last week too.

      So that means we're gonna be 2-0 thank you very much.
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      • madness
        Registered User
        • Apr 2003
        • 13690

        #4
        Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

        6 points favorites only because they're the home team.

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        • yordad
          Registered User
          • Dec 2007
          • 11867

          #5
          Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

          So, by "guarantee", does that mean if I lose a bet, you will cover it?
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          • Wally The Barber
            Registered User
            • Jul 2007
            • 3258

            #6
            Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

            I just sold my house in Florida and placed my bet in Vegas...

            Should you be wrong....I will hunt you down like a DOG
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            • ublinkwescore
              Sab and TD are insignificant
              • Sep 2002
              • 24178

              #7
              Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

              Originally posted by THE SLAMMER
              I just sold my house in Florida and placed my bet in Vegas...

              Should you be wrong....I will hunt you down like a DOG
              Well in that case, I hope the new house you buy with your winnings comes with a swimming pool.
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              • ublinkwescore
                Sab and TD are insignificant
                • Sep 2002
                • 24178

                #8
                Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

                Originally posted by yordad
                So, by "guarantee", does that mean if I lose a bet, you will cover it?
                There will be nothing for me to cover, throw if out the window pal - we're not losing.
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                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 101312

                  #9
                  Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.



                  Can everyone please just shut the **** up with the guarantees.

                  There are no guarantees.

                  Jacksonville is still a tough team. They're at home and they've got a great D that will give our O fits.

                  This game looks a lot more winnable now than it did when the schedule came out, but it's far from guaranteed.
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                  • Night Train
                    Retired - On Several Levels
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 33117

                    #10
                    Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

                    I guarantee warm weather in Jacksonville.
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                    • OpIv37
                      Acid Douching Asswipe
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 101312

                      #11
                      Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

                      Originally posted by madness
                      6 points favorites only because they're the home team.
                      usually home field advantage is worth 3.

                      They're favored because they're a lot more established than we are and have a great D.
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                      • OpIv37
                        Acid Douching Asswipe
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 101312

                        #12
                        Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

                        Originally posted by Night Train
                        I guarantee warm weather in Jacksonville.
                        That's another thing.

                        Remember the Miami game in 03 or the Tampa Bay game in 05?

                        We went in unprepared for the humidity and were sluggish for the whole game.
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                        • yordad
                          Registered User
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 11867

                          #13
                          Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

                          Originally posted by OpIv37
                          usually home field advantage is worth 3.

                          They're favored because they're a lot more established than we are and have a great D.
                          They gain 3 AND we lose 3. It would be a push in B-lo. Hence, they are only favored becasue it is in Jacksonville (and not in B-lo). Hehe.
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                          "Forgive my opinion, but...." ~ yordad

                          "Warning: I might be hammered." ~ yordad

                          "I don't care if the word is "your" or "you're", so buzz off. Its (it's) a frickin(') message board." ~ yordad

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                          • OpIv37
                            Acid Douching Asswipe
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 101312

                            #14
                            Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

                            Originally posted by yordad
                            They gain 3 AND we lose 3. It would be a push in B-lo. Hence, they are only favored becasue it is in Jacksonville (and not in B-lo). Hehe.
                            You're saying home field is worth 6 total? +3 for home and -3 for visitor? I'm not a bookie but that seems excessive.
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                            • tat2dmike77
                              Let the planet get warmer. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 9285

                              #15
                              Re: I guarantee a win against Jacksonville.

                              I guarantee there will be football played in jacksonville this sunday.

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