Week 3 sign ideas?

[G Wolly]

Since this is my first year having season tickets I was looking to make a sign for every home game. And I'm stumped on one for the upcoming Raiders game.

My sign from week 1 was "It's not delivery it's DiGiorgio" but it got wrecked by the rain.

I'm going for a humorous kind of sign to make, but as far as today, I'm stumped and I thought I'd ask you guys for ideas.

Remember, it has to be "stadium friendly"

[hydro]

"I forgot my Buffalo Costume and face paint at home."

[Romes]

"Roscoe Parrish - He'll juke you out of your Gorilla costume."

[mikemac2001]

Raiders suck!
AL Davis swallows

[Mitchy moo]

OaKland, Send us the real football team.

[Scumbag College]

"Bring back Tim Anderson!"

[Mitchell55]

The Autum wind blew away

[Night Train]

" For A Good Time, Call IC - 867-5309 " ..just kidding

How about a shot at crazy Al Davis.. "Just Senility, Baby !"

[BillsPride12]

Real Men Wear Red, White, and Blue

[The King]

I liked the Shake Youboty idea.

[realdealryan]

Tommy Kelly's designated driver?