With the #49 Pick in the 2003 NFL Draft, Miami Selects...Who?
Say it With Me, E-D-D-I-E M-O-O-R-E
FinHeaven writer Chris Kouffman
There are certain natural reactions in this world that would be immeasurably hard to duplicate by artificial means: the elation of a longtime fan whose team has just won the Super Bowl, the birth of your first child, seeing Jennifer Lopez in that green dress (yes, THAT dress), the unique twist in your mouth that is only humanly possible after tasting a skunky Heineken...
...And the pure sense of panic, disappointment, fear, despair, and pure unadulterated murderous rage felt by the entire Dol-Fan collective on Saturday, April 26th when ESPN announced that with the 49th pick in the 2003 NFL Draft the Dolphins have selected Linebacker Eddie Moore.
Who?
I want you to say it with me: E-D-D-I-E M-O-O-R-E
Eddie Moore the Reach
Dol-Fans around the world could not catch a break in the next few crucial minutes of desperate internet searching for draft evaluations of this unheralded selection. Those optimists out there may have already been able to calm themselves enough to rationalize; just because we do not know him or did not expect him it does not mean it is necessarily a bad pick. But needles soon thrust back into the red as fans everywhere either found Eddie Moore projected as a 5th round draft pick by Football.com's evaluation, or by the late Joel Buchsbaum as a projected UNDRAFTED FREE AGENT.
Ouch..........MORE...
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