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Bills (+1) over CARDS
Random thoughts to commemorate Buffalo's undefeated season ...
But seriously, it never stops being funny when an announcer praises Marshawn Lynch for running someone over.
If you had to pick one 2008 player to have a Ben and Jerry's flavor named after him, I'd go with Bertrand Berry.
Let's say Buffalo makes the Super Bowl, and let's say O.J. Simpson doesn't go to jail in this Las Vegas case. Would the NFL ban O.J. from appearing in Tampa that week? It would be like a poor lottery pick's degenerate father crashing the party on Draft Day, multiplied by a billion, right? You know he'll be there.
Hey, was anyone else waiting for Tom Cruise to run out on the field after Anquan Boldin got knocked unconscious?
Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.
BILLS FANS (+6) over troublemaking sports columnists
Thanks to every die-hard who embraced the chance to educate me about the team's future in Buffalo, and thanks to 99.9 percent of you for resisting the urge to use swear words or compare me to an orifice. I appreciated it. Please know I am collecting my thoughts for a future column. One thing, though: If you're sending me an e-mail to challenge my joke that Vincent Gallo is the city's signature celebrity, saying, "Come on man, everyone knows it's the Goo Goo Dolls" isn't exactly helping your cause. Tim Russert was the play there.
(You know what would be a great solution to the Buffalo issue? Remember how Jacksonville built a state-of-the-art stadium to accommodate a region that has no interest whatsoever in professional football? It's too bad they can't just move that stadium to Buffalo, like how you can move one of those "CAUTION: Wide Load" houses that you see occasionally on the highway.)
Bills (+1) over CARDS
Random thoughts to commemorate Buffalo's undefeated season ...
But seriously, it never stops being funny when an announcer praises Marshawn Lynch for running someone over.
If you had to pick one 2008 player to have a Ben and Jerry's flavor named after him, I'd go with Bertrand Berry.
Let's say Buffalo makes the Super Bowl, and let's say O.J. Simpson doesn't go to jail in this Las Vegas case. Would the NFL ban O.J. from appearing in Tampa that week? It would be like a poor lottery pick's degenerate father crashing the party on Draft Day, multiplied by a billion, right? You know he'll be there.
Hey, was anyone else waiting for Tom Cruise to run out on the field after Anquan Boldin got knocked unconscious?
Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.
BILLS FANS (+6) over troublemaking sports columnists
Thanks to every die-hard who embraced the chance to educate me about the team's future in Buffalo, and thanks to 99.9 percent of you for resisting the urge to use swear words or compare me to an orifice. I appreciated it. Please know I am collecting my thoughts for a future column. One thing, though: If you're sending me an e-mail to challenge my joke that Vincent Gallo is the city's signature celebrity, saying, "Come on man, everyone knows it's the Goo Goo Dolls" isn't exactly helping your cause. Tim Russert was the play there.
(You know what would be a great solution to the Buffalo issue? Remember how Jacksonville built a state-of-the-art stadium to accommodate a region that has no interest whatsoever in professional football? It's too bad they can't just move that stadium to Buffalo, like how you can move one of those "CAUTION: Wide Load" houses that you see occasionally on the highway.)
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