Flem File - Comments on Poz-MJD Play

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  • Pinkerton Security
    Pinkerton's son
    • Feb 2006
    • 6003

    Flem File - Comments on Poz-MJD Play

    The signature play of this beautifully backward NFL season took place during Week 2 in Jacksonville. The setting was divinely contrarian. It was 93 degrees at kickoff despite the fact that it's football season. The Jags, a hot preseason pick for the Super Bowl, were well on their way to an 0-2 start. And uber accurate Jags quarterback David Garrard had already thrown more picks than he did in all of 2007.


    On fourth-and-1, Maurice Jones-Drew grabbed the ball and nail-gunned himself through the line of scrimmage. A diving Bills linebacker, Paul Posluszny, managed to get a hand into MoJo's passing grill, grotesquely cork-screwing his helmet, Linda Blair style, past his flattened septum, over his silly-putty'ed cheek and across his mangled ear hole until the helmet was completely backward.
    MoJo, god love him, just kept right on running, plowing ahead for 9 more yards and another 15 tacked on for the face-mask penalty.



    If you wanted a commemorative Fathead to summarize the 2008 season so far, this was it: A gutsy Jones-Drew violently racing, crashing, plowing himself backwards into the future.


    Welcome to the Melf File, where the celebration of the wonderfully reversed NFL season is in full swing.




    Didnt the facemask occur at the end of the run?? I really dont remember Jones-Drew running 9 yards with his helmet backwards...

    Though this is the same guy who was AT the game and talked about Trent's beautiful throw to Hardy down the sideline to setup the TD, when in fact it was Lee.

  • ParanoidAndroid
    My battery is low and it's getting dark.
    • Apr 2004
    • 16847

    #2
    Re: Flem File - Comments on Poz-MJD Play

    That was at the end of the run. It usually takes more than a few weeks for a common story to become a fable. This is just dumb.

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    • Pinkerton Security
      Pinkerton's son
      • Feb 2006
      • 6003

      #3
      Re: Flem File - Comments on Poz-MJD Play

      Some other asinine comments:

      • Flem tells you defense wins championships. And Melf says: Denver is leading the AFC West with a 30th-ranked defense that couldn't stop Cloris Leachman.
      -If this guy thinks the Broncoes are going to win a championship, then Idk what to do with him.

      • Flem did a cover story on Jeremy Shockey. But even Melf knows that the real story in New Orleans is the record-breaking pace of quarterback Drew Brees.
      - DUH



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      • madness
        Registered User
        • Apr 2003
        • 13690

        #4
        Re: Flem File - Comments on Poz-MJD Play

        It looked like he picked up about 4 more yards after the facemask. It was definitely unintentional though. Poz was going coming across from behind while MJD was cutting away from him. He couldn't have let go until the very end.

        1:35 on the highlight video.

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