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BillsWin
11-25-2008, 10:46 PM
Now Nostradamus predicted many big things, and I have recently deciphered some more of his prophesies.... and they are believe it or not, Bills Related!!!

Century X:

II:
The ship's veil will hide the sail galley,
The Bills will start the season good (5-1) which is a veil hiding the slump to follow.
The great fleet will come the lesser one to go out:
We will enter the division stretch of games and come out the lesser...
Ten ships near will turn to drive it back,
The 10 ships are the 10 wins it may take to get us into the playoffs. They shall drive back this slump.
The great one conquered the united ones to join to itself.
This is largely debated as to who is the "Great One", but it is largely contested that this is Dick Jauron as he is the Head Coach, and it is his job to unite the team.

III.
After that five will not put out the flock,
5 is Trent Edwards and this means he would not give up.
A fugitive for Penelon he will turn loose:
The fugitive is Trent's "swagger" which he will need to unleash to continue winning.
To murmur falsely then help to come,
This means his slump was false and he needed some help from the playcalling to help him get a groove.
The chief will then abandon the siege.
This is pretty apparent. The chiefs game was the game to get the Bills on track.

IV.
At midnight the leader of the army
In our darkest hour (losing against the Jets), Trent
Will save himself, suddenly vanished:
Will get hurt and have to leave the game.
Seven years later his reputation unblemished,
7 years is a pun reverting to Losman, who will come in to the game and win it for the Bills.
To his return they will never say yes.
But the fans, will still never approve to his starting.

V.
He who the Principality
Trent will return
Will hold through great cruelty,
Takes the jb back from Losman
He will see his great phalanx at its end:
Trent will see the path ahead
By very dangerous gunshot,
Under extreme pressure from the Patriots, Trent will struggle.
By agreement he could do better,
People chant for Losman by halftime
Otherwise he will drink Orange juice.
Trent needs an OJ like performance from Lynch/ Jackson to help get the team in check.

VI.
When the treacherous enterprise of Robin
Robin means a poor man's friend. Cassell is a poor man's Brady. This is Cassell
Will cause Lords and a great Prince trouble,
Will be having a good game.
Known by Lafin, his head will be cut off:
He will get knocked out of the game by a concussion.
The feather in the wind, female friend to Spain,
hmmmm I wonder why he refers to Bellichick as a girl....
The messenger trapped while in the country,
Billicheat is worried, and the play calling gets away from him.
And the scribe will throw himself into the water.
Edwards shall make a come back, the Bills will win! The water being the playoffs!!!!

You better believe it! Nostradamus was a smart guy with certain powers to see into the future! and he predicted the Bills winning and beating the patriots to get into the playoffs!!!

Dr. Lecter
11-25-2008, 10:49 PM
I give you credit for creativity.

BillsWin
11-25-2008, 10:51 PM
I give you credit for creativity.

:D :up:

THE END OF ALL DAYS
11-25-2008, 10:52 PM
Man, you need to channel some of this energy into something usefull.

But it's nice to see Bills fans with some historical accuem.

BillsWin
11-25-2008, 10:55 PM
Man, you need to channel some of this energy into something usefull.

But it's nice to see Bills fans with some historical accuem.

Well I just got home from the basket ball game I was covering for the paper and I sent in my article to my editor, I finished my blog and set up the plans and budget for saturday's tailgate for OU OSU Bedlam game. Then I came home and started reading nostradamus while listening to Trent's post game and It got me thinking...

BillsWin
11-26-2008, 12:17 AM
haha no more?

DraftBoy
11-26-2008, 07:13 AM
Have you met Patti yet?

trapezeus
11-26-2008, 08:41 AM
i found the whole thing interesting for two reasons.

1. you rarely hear about nostradamus BEFORE something happens. it's always after, so it's nice to actually see someone break it down and lay claim to something. Billswin, if you're right on this, this post will be nominated for the Greatest post ever.
2. If Nostadamus could see the future so clearly, why does he use such vague imagery that relies heavily on the technology of his day? He'd have had a better case if he could speak our language of today (because he could see and hear it) as well and refer to cars instead of ships. It'd make a better case that he actually knew what he was talking about.

justasportsfan
11-26-2008, 08:45 AM
very original. Good post. I hope it's true.

Playoffs or bust from top to bottom. From Headcoach to snapper.

SABuffalo786
11-26-2008, 08:53 AM
I'm sold.

Pinkerton Security
11-26-2008, 09:06 AM
man - i have a cake job and even I dont have enough time to break that down. too much sports on TV this time of year too, with college basketball on. nice work!

BillsWin
11-26-2008, 10:16 AM
man - i have a cake job and even I dont have enough time to break that down. too much sports on TV this time of year too, with college basketball on. nice work!

haha but my profession is sports. One of my jobs is coming on to boards like this. I just so happen to be a Bills fan, so I get to goof off on the Bills boards! :D

BillsWin
11-26-2008, 10:17 AM
Have you met Patti yet?

No sir, I have not.

ddaryl
11-26-2008, 10:22 AM
This was a good laugh, and it would make a nice off color artcile for Billszone IMO...

BillsWin
11-26-2008, 10:33 AM
This was a good laugh, and it would make a nice off color artcile for Billszone IMO...

a big joke, or the reality of Nostradamus!!!!!???

yordad
11-26-2008, 11:53 AM
From Headcoach to snapper.I was looking at this, and found it kinda funny for some reason.

VeggieMan14
11-26-2008, 12:31 PM
The stars are aligning ladies and gentlemen first the psychic and now Nostradamus whats next?

BillsWin
11-26-2008, 03:11 PM
woooooo!!!!

BillsWin
11-28-2008, 11:02 AM
Gotta give this a bump.

Jan Reimers
11-28-2008, 11:34 AM
Nostradamus speaks with all of the clarity of a Lily Dale psychic.

BillsWin
12-04-2008, 10:02 PM
hey. Losman may start... Nostradamus!!!

trapezeus
12-05-2008, 09:03 AM
if edwards steps in mid game for losman to win it, then i'm totally on board with this post.

i am still skeptical, but hopeful.

DeepBlue
12-05-2008, 02:50 PM
Well done. Did you get this idea from TheEdwardsEra?

BillsWin
12-06-2008, 01:20 AM
Well done. Did you get this idea from TheEdwardsEra?

who?