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  • Historian
    2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
    • Dec 2002
    • 61873

    YOU be the Coach!

    You have the lead...you have the ball. You have two minutes and six seconds to kill off, in order to preserve your first road victory since Reagan's second term.

    It's second and 5. Your running backs have had a tremendous day, and your star back just ran for five yards on first down, before the opponent wasted one of it's time outs.

    So what do you do?

    A. Play the percentages, and keep the ball on the ground?

    B. Let your backup QB, who has done nothing in his 5 year career except turn the ball over, drop back and pass?

    YOU make the call!
  • shelby
    The Vanilla *****
    • Jul 2002
    • 48489

    #2
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    • Night Train
      Retired - On Several Levels
      • Jul 2005
      • 33117

      #3
      Re: YOU be the Coach!

      An end around to Parrish, who throws deep to our FB ! ~ Mike Mularkey
      Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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      • Historian
        2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
        • Dec 2002
        • 61873

        #4
        Re: YOU be the Coach!

        I just asked two women here at work.

        They would have run the ball.

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        • LtFinFan66
          Registered User
          • Mar 2005
          • 47199

          #5
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          • LtFinFan66
            Registered User
            • Mar 2005
            • 47199

            #6
            Re: YOU be the Coach!

            Losman has 3 more turnovers this season then Pennington does

            and only one less than the entire Dolphin team

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            • Antoni
              Registered User
              • Sep 2007
              • 78

              #7
              Re: YOU be the Coach!

              Originally posted by Night Train
              An end around to Parrish, who throws deep to our FB ! ~ Mike Mularkey
              Winner :drama:

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              • clumping platelets

                #8
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                • Historian
                  2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 61873

                  #9
                  Re: YOU be the Coach!

                  You know, I gotta wonder if the fact that we have had to suffer through the gadget plays and plays that fly in the face of football logic over the last 10 years are a product of Wilson meddling?

                  Think about it. The AFL was know for its passing and its trick plays. I could see Ralph whispering in his Coaches ear:

                  "Hey ____________ (Insert losing coach's name here) let's make it fun out there...Let's give 'em a show. Run a dozen trick plays a game. "It'll be fun, like back in the old AFL, when I was in my eighties 40 years ago!" Who knows... maybe we'll even catch 'em off guard!"

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                  • Night Train
                    Retired - On Several Levels
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 33117

                    #10
                    Re: YOU be the Coach!

                    Originally posted by Historian
                    You know, I gotta wonder if the fact that we have had to suffer through the gadget plays and plays that fly in the face of football logic over the last 10 years are a product of Wilson meddling?

                    Think about it. The AFL was know for its passing and its trick plays. I could see Ralph whispering in his Coaches ear:

                    "Hey ____________ (Insert losing coach's name here) let's make it fun out there...Let's give 'em a show. Run a dozen trick plays a game. "It'll be fun, like back in the old AFL, when I was in my eighties 40 years ago!" Who knows... maybe we'll even catch 'em off guard!"
                    Offense Made Easy by Red Grange is Ralphs favorite read before bed.
                    Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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                    • Mitchy moo
                      Roways rooking ahread!
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 18380

                      #11
                      Re: YOU be the Coach!

                      Take a safety.

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                      • Ingtar33
                        Dances With Buffaloes
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 15470

                        #12
                        Re: YOU be the Coach!

                        Originally posted by Historian
                        You have the lead...you have the ball. You have two minutes and six seconds to kill off, in order to preserve your first road victory since Reagan's second term.

                        It's second and 5. Your running backs have had a tremendous day, and your star back just ran for five yards on first down, before the opponent wasted one of it's time outs.

                        So what do you do?

                        A. Play the percentages, and keep the ball on the ground?

                        B. Let your backup QB, who has done nothing in his 5 year career except turn the ball over, drop back and pass?

                        YOU make the call!

                        I keep it on the ground... but then I'm a pretty conservative play caller.

                        If i do pass... i make sure the O-line knows that if anyone beats them off the snap, they tackle the guy and the quarterback knows that if he fumbles or throws an int, or even an incompletion he will walk home.
                        My wife told me that if I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, girls would find me VERY attractive.

                        MY WIFE SAID THAT!!!

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29897

                          #13
                          Re: YOU be the Coach!

                          I Just asked my cousin, who has an extra chromosome, he said "Run the ball, stupid!"

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                          • Mr. Miyagi
                            Lecter's Little *****

                            • Sep 2002
                            • 53616

                            #14
                            Re: YOU be the Coach!

                            I just took a dump and asked it and it formed the words "RUN THE BALL" in water.

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                            • billsfanone
                              Majored in Home Economics
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 4317

                              #15
                              Re: YOU be the Coach!

                              At this point in the season, I would put the ball in Loserman's hands and hope that he gets us a better draft picks.

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