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This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
Hey, I'm Jason Peters. You know, the guy who spent the first half of the season flopping around on his back like 350 pound beetle. There was a paperwork mixup down at NFL HQ and somehow I made the Pro Bowl.
I'd like a raise now.
Yes, again. I got another raise? Oh. Ok, now I want another one.
Re: This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
Hey modrak, im a pro bowl LT who is being payed like a 4th string TE. Joe Thomas had a horrible season and he is making 5X my money. This needs to be fixed.
Re: This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
Hi Jason Peters here... what? dont recognize me? Well here.... let me lay down on my back with cleat marks up my torso... there.. now do you recognize me? Good!
Anyway, I made the pro bowl. I are the best tackle on all the planets in the universe... know how I know? Cause my team won the superbowl!... uh? we did NOT win the super bowl? Well.... I are still the best cause I think I are the best, and I want so much money that I make more then ALL THE CITIZENS of Buffalo COMBINED! THen I will fell real good.
Oh... better pay me or I'll crap on your front porch.
I love me.
Jason
In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.
Re: This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
Where is the closest Mighty Taco? I'm Jason Peters, I get to cut everyone in line, and I get extra beef on my taco. Actually, everyone up in this mighty taco might as well leave. I ain't leavin beef for anyone else!
Re: This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
Originally posted by Mitchell59
Hey modrak, im a pro bowl LT who is being payed like a 4th string TE. Joe Thomas had a horrible season and he is making 5X my money. This needs to be fixed.
Uhhhm... $3.5M? What "4th string TE" gets paid that?
Re: This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
"Hi, I'm Jason Peters, a selfish, self-centered, unappreciative bastard who wants way more money than I'm worth. In other words, the typical modern athlete."
Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?
Re: This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
Originally posted by RandolphDuke
Hey, I'm Jason Peters. You know, the guy who spent the first half of the season flopping around on his back like 350 pound beetle. There was a paperwork mixup down at NFL HQ and somehow I made the Pro Bowl.
I'd like a raise now.
Yes, again. I got another raise? Oh. Ok, now I want another one.
Thats a major exaggeration. He got beat a few times this year. Thats it. Its not like he has been a turnstile. The guy dominates top pass rushers 95% of the time. It doesnt get any better.
The Giants have the best OL in the league and they allowed 8 sacks to the Cowboys last week. Cut them all or re-negotiate their contracts!
Re: This is the thread where you pretend you are Jason Peters
Hi Im Jason Peters the guy who brought respect back to the Bills OL that was in shambles for 7 years. Im exactly what every Bills fan has been asking for for years and now fans are targeting me because im the best player on a bad team. Why I am I here? I can be appreciated elsewhere.
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