The bills will take 2-3 weeks to decide that Jauron needs to go. they have to have their internal meetings with all 6 assistant to the deputy of the backup GM's they have. All of them have to worry about if Ralph will fire them for not respecting him. IN their slow decision time, they will conclude to fire Jauron during the week of the AFC championship game, but then kindly wait until after the superbowl so as to not steal any of the thunder from the playoff teams.
The Bills will then announce they are going to look for a replacement coach. This will also need to pass the board approval of morons and as highly touted coaches get picked off, One Bills Drive will have "no comment" on their search since it's "on going". After we all lose our mind that each coach that one us lobbied for is gone, we'll unite as one to scream, "we're fed up with this sh$%". Then we;ll get the vtext. Bills to announce coach at 2pm.
In comes ralph in a snuggie as he now can't stay warm by himself. He'll smile widely and announce that we are excited to start a new dawn under Romeo Crennel/Lions coach/ Herm edwards/ and/or an umpaloopa from the gene wilder version of charlie and the chocolate factory.
We'll ***** on the boards for one week, get ready for the draft, reach with our first pick, trade back up for a total reach on epic bust, take a bunch of high character/high motor, low talent/low verbal skills players. We'll ***** for a week. Then we'll see the stories leading up to training camp that eveyrone is in good shape (which they should be since the biggest loser contestants get in good shape over 12 weeks and they were fat lazy bastards) and we'll get into our seasonal prayer position. Then the bills will lose to the AFC East, split a couple games to below .500 teams to keep us from ever picking in the top 5 (not that it matters since we can't draft worth ****) and we'll all swear off football again.
Did i miss anything?
All that being said, can't wait to go through the offseason with all you guys.
The Bills will then announce they are going to look for a replacement coach. This will also need to pass the board approval of morons and as highly touted coaches get picked off, One Bills Drive will have "no comment" on their search since it's "on going". After we all lose our mind that each coach that one us lobbied for is gone, we'll unite as one to scream, "we're fed up with this sh$%". Then we;ll get the vtext. Bills to announce coach at 2pm.
In comes ralph in a snuggie as he now can't stay warm by himself. He'll smile widely and announce that we are excited to start a new dawn under Romeo Crennel/Lions coach/ Herm edwards/ and/or an umpaloopa from the gene wilder version of charlie and the chocolate factory.
We'll ***** on the boards for one week, get ready for the draft, reach with our first pick, trade back up for a total reach on epic bust, take a bunch of high character/high motor, low talent/low verbal skills players. We'll ***** for a week. Then we'll see the stories leading up to training camp that eveyrone is in good shape (which they should be since the biggest loser contestants get in good shape over 12 weeks and they were fat lazy bastards) and we'll get into our seasonal prayer position. Then the bills will lose to the AFC East, split a couple games to below .500 teams to keep us from ever picking in the top 5 (not that it matters since we can't draft worth ****) and we'll all swear off football again.
Did i miss anything?
All that being said, can't wait to go through the offseason with all you guys.
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