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lordofgun
05-08-2003, 10:37 AM
This year's contest is gonna be good! I have some ideas. :snicker:

We'll take only the first 16 suckers to sign up! That means only 5 rounds to determine a winner!

Please make sure you'll be around regularly to check in and throw an insult around if needed. :D

Round 1 matchups will be determined by ME! :snicker:

You must have at least 100 posts to qualify.

Lastly, don't sign up if your feelings are going to get hurt. It's all for fun and no one means anything they say. :snicker:

Contestants:
1. Patrick76777 (2002 runner-up)
2. LOG
3. Typ0
4. Imbondz
5. Ebenezer
6. –
7. gunzlingr
8. 4thAndLong
9. mybills
10. BillC
11. MissBuffalo
12. Mr.Reality
13. ublinkwescore
14. BillsMan80
15. Earthquake Enyart
16. THATHURMANATOR

Can anyone unseat churchie? Will churchie defend his crown?

THATHURMANATOR
05-08-2003, 10:38 AM
no

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 10:43 AM
Jesus LOG, What are you doing to me?

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 10:44 AM
Just call me LOG. ;)

imbondz
05-08-2003, 10:44 AM
Is swearing allowed?

Hope so.

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 10:44 AM
Y not. I don't think I'll be able to duplicate last year's run to the finals but I'll give it another shot!

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 10:46 AM
You're in Pat!

I think I'll play this year. :snicker:

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 10:48 AM
I'd love that match up. Hopefully not in the first round.

THATHURMANATOR
05-08-2003, 10:49 AM
Battle of the titans!

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 10:51 AM
Well I am Mr. Witty!

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 10:55 AM
I think Jaded should sign up again.

imbondz
05-08-2003, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
Well I am Mr. Witty!

:rofl: Wow, you really are! Gosh.

Typ0
05-08-2003, 10:57 AM
I'm in.

imbondz
05-08-2003, 10:57 AM
me too

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 11:09 AM
Church better get in this thing.

Valerie
05-08-2003, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777 I think Jaded should sign up again.
Sorry honey, but I'm not going to be your stepping stone to the top this year. Although, I don't know what you would say about me this time around. You can no longer make fun of me because I live at home. Good luck though. I'll be watching this one from the sidelines.

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 11:17 AM
You on your own with a roommate. The possibilities would be endless. Oh it could have been fun.

justasportsfan
05-08-2003, 11:30 AM
This is the chance Ublink's been waiting for . Let's see him go up against Churchie.

SoCalBillsFan
05-08-2003, 12:10 PM
I heard that Jaded is in an alliance with patrick and...


my bad, I'm having nightmares about the last game we played....

SoCalBillsFan
05-08-2003, 12:11 PM
And don't let Pat pick teams. He'll screw it up....





:D :jk:

Valerie
05-08-2003, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by SoCalBillsFan I heard that Jaded is in an alliance with patrick and...


my bad, I'm having nightmares about the last game we played....
You're right, SoCal, Patrick and I were in bed together. But, I've since kicked him out and locked the bedroom door! lol I sleep alone now. ;)

Mr. Miyagi
05-08-2003, 12:24 PM
Like LOG and his animals, I don't think I'd want in but it'll sure be interesting to watch. :D

Mr. Miyagi
05-08-2003, 12:25 PM
Oh wait it hasn't started yet???

northernbillfan
05-08-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
This year's contest is gonna be good! I have some ideas. :snicker:

We'll take only the first 16 suckers to sign up! That means only 5 rounds to determine a winner!.

Lastly, don't sign up if your feelings are going to get hurt. It's all for fun and no one means anything they say. :snicker:

Contestants:
1. Patrick76777 (2002 runner-up)
2. LOG

Can anyone unseat churchie? Will churchie defend his crown?

My feeling are already hurt, you called Patrick last years runner up. :sadwalk:

It's too bad I can't participate in this years event, because I was ready for another showdown against Churchie. :snicker:

Ebenezer
05-08-2003, 12:45 PM
I'm in...

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 12:51 PM
Sweet!

The rest of you are wusses.

Earthquake Enyart
05-08-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Ebenezer
I'm in...

:eek:

Gunzlingr
05-08-2003, 12:56 PM
What do you have do LOG, you fignuts? :D

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 12:56 PM
BTW, just so you guys know, it won't be quite as labor-intensive this year. Last year it dragged on a bit too long.

Valerie
05-08-2003, 12:56 PM
Eb did it last year, Earthquake. He went up against me in the second round.

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by gunzlingr
What do you have do LOG, you fignuts? :D

OK, it will be NCAA tourney-style. Basically, you take turns insulting each other in a thread. In each round, the number of turns may be higher or lower depending on the types of insults allowed in that round. :snicker:

Then after the bout is over with, the users vote in a poll for who should be the winner and move to the next round.

Then, obviously, we continue until there's a winner.

SoCalBillsFan
05-08-2003, 01:02 PM
you should have done this right after survivor, when everyone was good and pissed off :snicker:

Valerie
05-08-2003, 01:03 PM
True, very true, SoCal. I would've entered at that time. lol I had a few things I still wanted to say to a few people. :angry:

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 01:04 PM
It's not too late. :snicker:

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 01:08 PM
BTW, forgot to mention...10,000 zonebucks prize...not that it matters since no one's gonna beat me. ;)

05-08-2003, 01:10 PM
Limit it to 5 or 6 posts each per round, LoG & I'm in...Last year's 20-post-per-round slugfest was a killer.

& how many times can I vote ? ;)

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 01:12 PM
Trust me, it will be much quicker and it won't be 20posts per round. :rofl: @ your stupid alias votes.

I'll put you down. ;)

Gunzlingr
05-08-2003, 01:13 PM
Well, I am in a giving mood, so sign me up. Just becareful, I bruise easily.

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 01:22 PM
heh heh heh...sucker. :homer:

Gunzlingr
05-08-2003, 01:24 PM
I may come across as being tough as nails, but when I am cut, do I not bleed: :(

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 01:27 PM
Some worthy competitors so far, this should be fun.

Valerie
05-08-2003, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by gunzlingr Well, I am in a giving mood, so sign me up. Just becareful, I bruise easily.
That's exactly why I won't sign up again. Patrick destroyed any self confidence I had. He left me bruised and broken, crying on the street corner for a few weeks.:wail: I'm still recovering from it.

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by SoCalBillsFan
And don't let Pat pick teams. He'll screw it up....

:rofl: See, you CAN be mildly funny!

05-08-2003, 01:31 PM
Jaded, if you're crying on the street corner, you'll scare the customers off

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


:rofl: See, you CAN be mildly funny!

Yes that was funny.

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
This year's contest is gonna be good! I have some ideas. :snicker:


Can anyone unseat churchie? Will churchie defend his crown?

Answer to the first question...no, I doubt it...I still got game:D Answer to the second question..no again. I am skipping this year because I am in the process of switching over to a new, user friendly image...image is everything, you know:D:angel2: Honest!!:boring: :church:

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by justasportsfan
This is the chance Ublink's been waiting for . Let's see him go up against Churchie.

Uboink would never be the same after I got done with that poor boy...Hmmm...maybe that's a good thing:scratch::idunno: I am going to approach this with a very generous "Save the Whales" type of attitude and give the lil b*stard a reprieve Me:buddies: Uboink :D:church:

05-08-2003, 01:43 PM
Leave blinkie's mom out of this...

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by northernbillfan


My feeling are already hurt, you called Patrick last years runner up. :sadwalk:

It's too bad I can't participate in this years event, because I was ready for another showdown against Churchie. :snicker: Yeah but he was??:scratch: Don't make me crush your igloo again Northy:D:church:

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 01:45 PM
WUSS. I was looking forward to a rematch.

05-08-2003, 01:46 PM
Yep, Church has settled down & joined a quilting bee

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 01:52 PM
Churchieís new image is that of a 14 year old Girl.

Ebenezer
05-08-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
Churchieís new image is that of a 14 year old Girl.


...and it is quiet unsettling to Shelby.

Ebenezer
05-08-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
Eb did it last year, Earthquake. He went up against me in the second round.

Little did I know I was competing against an entire office.

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by –
Yep, Church has settled down & joined a quilting bee

That was supposed to be our :angry:ing secret D!:D

http://mchurchfie.freeyellow.com/QUILT2.jpg

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
Churchieís new image is that of a 14 year old Girl.

Not biting Patrick:angel2: :church:

05-08-2003, 02:03 PM
You gave it away when you wore your blue ribbon.

BTW, nice rack!

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Ebenezer


Little did I know I was competing against an entire office.

:lol::rofl:

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Ebenezer



...and it is quiet unsettling to Shelby.

I have been known to be quiet and unsettling at the same time...people still have to look at me yuh know:D:church:

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 02:13 PM
Not to mention the fact that all her boyfriends voted for her regardless of who preformed better.

Patrick76777
05-08-2003, 02:13 PM
People hated me after I beat up on her.

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 02:15 PM
I liked it. :hi5:

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 02:21 PM
I thought ublink would have signed up by now. Chicken.

Typ0
05-08-2003, 02:30 PM
People have always hated you Patrick. You are a sponge. You suck.

4thAndLong
05-08-2003, 02:31 PM
What the hell, I'm in.

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by 4thAndLong
What the hell, I'm in.

Half full!

mybills
05-08-2003, 02:47 PM
I'm still trying to decide if I should join...
I can be pretty nasty :evil: when I put my mind to it,
but I wouldn't want anyone to think I mean it. Sounds like some people took it too personally last time???
:scratch:

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 02:54 PM
OK, you're in! :snicker:

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 03:00 PM
I took BigD's advice. We needed a catchier name. :D

honey
05-08-2003, 03:23 PM
I think I'll sit this one out. I'd probably feel bad and end up apologizing to everyone. Then Dozer would take all my ZBs. :D

05-08-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I took BigD's advice. We needed a catchier name. :D

You can talk to my agent about the residuals

BillC
05-08-2003, 04:29 PM
Elvis has entered the contest.......

shelby
05-08-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by mchurchfie


That was supposed to be our :angry:ing secret D!:D

http://mchurchfie.freeyellow.com/QUILT2.jpg

:spit:

BillC
05-08-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by BillC
Elvis has entered the contest.......

For you retards with your safety helmets strapped on to tight that means I'm in

MissBuffalo
05-08-2003, 05:24 PM
Ohhh......count me in!!!! I missed last years and I've had a
sh!@ty week.

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 05:32 PM
:rofl: at MissB

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 05:44 PM
I'm not joining, you guys all have your noses up Church's @$$ - When you guys can guarantee a fair shot for me, and no bias in favor of Church, you can count me in.

Mr.Reality
05-08-2003, 05:45 PM
Do I have 100 posts? Well hell yeah! Sign me up Hoss!!

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore
I'm not joining, you guys all have your noses up Church's @$$ - When you guys can guarantee a fair shot for me, and no bias in favor of Church, you can count me in.

Now there's a wuss. Church isn't even playing, ya fruit.

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
Do I have 100 posts? Well hell yeah! Sign me up Hoss!!

You're in! It starts Monday!

Typ0
05-08-2003, 05:47 PM
You vomit faced pussy. Stop your whining and join the contest you're such a natural at being a jerk all the time no one will be able to ignore it. If anyone has a head up an ass it's your head and your ass.

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I thought ublink would have signed up by now. Chicken.

You know, for someone that's supposed to be pulling Diaper Duty, you sure do seem to have a good deal of free time on your hands - Perhaps I should talk to Mrs. LOG about that.

Typ0
05-08-2003, 05:48 PM
Pick on a little Baby Ublink...just like the powder puff you are.

BillC
05-08-2003, 05:49 PM
Who needs a crybaby anyways.


Wahh.:cry:.. People pick on me..:cry:...... waaahhhh..... I have no stones.... wahhh wahhh!!!


I thought you were cool man........ Obviously alcohol is a crutch and not just a breakfast suppliment in your life. Go back to bed and hide under the sheets......

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 05:49 PM
I see it started early.

No one calls me a fruit.

Hey LOG, tell your wife I said hi.

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 05:51 PM
Whatever you say Bill C.

Smoked any good hash lately there pal?

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 05:51 PM
No one's gonna beg you to enter. The less I have to look at that ugly car, the happier I am. :snicker:

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


Now there's a wuss. Church isn't even playing, ya fruit.

And I'll probably still beat him (UBoink):D:idunno::church:

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Typ0
Pick on a little Baby Ublink...just like the powder puff you are.

Wow Typo, you're clearly a rocket scientist - I was picking on LOG moron, not his infant.

Say Typo, Bill C was wondering how one would pursue a career in the custodial/janitorial arts - if anyone can help him, you can.

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 05:55 PM
You jerk off to the image in your sig don't you Church.

BillC
05-08-2003, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore
Whatever you say Bill C.

Smoked any good hash lately there pal?

I quit! You hurt my feelings!!


LOL...... This is weak.......not even a :rolleyes:




Allan Iverson's Mom did better than that.......geesh!

Typ0
05-08-2003, 05:57 PM
Shallow brain alert. Telling LOG to spend time with the child is picking on the child. And I'm proud of my government custodial job. I have great insurance, plenty of vacation time, vested retirement and I don't have to step in **** to get it.

Mr.Reality
05-08-2003, 05:57 PM
First rule. You don't get any points for a head start.

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 06:01 PM
A Little Joke about the Biggest Joke of a President we've ever had.

Bill Clinton's Limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a pig jumps out in front of the Limo. Bill, upset, tells the chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house so he can pay for the damages and apologize. They arrive at the farm house up the road, and Clinton tells the driver to go inside and tell the farmer and his wife what happened.
2 hours later, the driver emerges from the door with his clothes in disarray, a brown paper bag, and a huge smile across his face. Bill wants to know what happened. The driver tells him, "I went inside, they made me a nice steak, then the parents introduced me to their 24 year old daughter who was a finalist in the Miss America Pageant, they left us alone to have sex for an hour, and when I was finished, I came downstairs and the mother had this bag of cookies for me." Bill says, "What did you tell them?" The driver replies, "I told them I was Bill Clinton's driver, and that I just killed the pig."

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore
You jerk off to the image in your sig don't you Church.

When I start doing that Uboink I just pull out your Mommy's picture that I carry around in my back pocket to scare away the mosquitos in the summertime and it stops me instantly :insane: ..:dink::church:

Typ0
05-08-2003, 06:05 PM
You really know how to tell a joke Ublink.

BillC
05-08-2003, 06:10 PM
:lol: Sheckyblinkwescore!

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by Typ0
Shallow brain alert. Telling LOG to spend time with the child is picking on the child. And I'm proud of my government custodial job. I have great insurance, plenty of vacation time, vested retirement and I don't have to step in **** to get it.

That's not picking on the kid - it's implying that LOG MIGHT be a negligent father (I'm only kidding LOG, I'm sure you're a responsible father).

Wow, how did I know you were a custodian Typo? I swear I didn't know - that was actually a little primer for the big enchilada when it starts. And by the way, when I get my new job, I won't have to suffer the degredation of telling every one at family functions that "I'm a janitor", and I won't be wondering how people who approach me know my name when I go into the liquor store after work on Fridays to buy some beer. Here's a little hint Typo, people might know your name because it's written on your shirt - that's usually a pretty good indication of someone's name.

And in case you forgot TID (Turlock Irrigation District) is not a Sewage treatment company. As I've said before, I'll be working with a gov't. subsidized private company (partially owned by the California state gov't.) that sells irrigation water to farmers, and generates electricity. I'll get a nice air conditioned company truck to drive around in, while you're painting over grafiti in bathrooms, or plunging the clogged toilet that some fat pansy clogged.

By the way, my job will have the very same benefits that you've got pal.

"I'm a janitor"

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. How's that for a Joke Typo?

I know, I'm a jerk.

Isn't that kinda the whole idea of this thing?

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by mchurchfie


When I start doing that Uboink I just pull out your Mommy's picture that I carry around in my back pocket to scare away the mosquitos in the summertime and it stops me instantly :insane: ..:dink::church:

Oh no, not the mommy insults, anything but that. Kids are still stuck on the mommy jokes over there in Florida huh?

That's sad.

California's not all that great, but at least we've established a code of honor, and insult directly, not third parties.

Typ0
05-08-2003, 06:20 PM
Ublink I am a janitor in a college dormitory that is all female. I love my job man. There is no way you can make me feel bad about my job. I know exactly when to clean the showers and when to hang out at work after hours. There are different women coming through here all the time...I have no reason to get married with things as they are it's like having a harem only it's legal. So you can drive around piss water in your air conditioned truck and I'll hang out here with dozens of college women and I even have central air in the whole building.

And it is picking on the kid...that kid is defenseless...would you want to be around LOG when you are defenseless? You don't really understand I guess because you prey on the defenseless.

BillC
05-08-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore
As I've said before, I'll be working with a gov't. subsidized private company (partially owned by the California state gov't.) that sells irrigation water to farmers, and generates electricity. I'll get a nice air conditioned company truck to drive around in, while you're painting over grafiti in bathrooms, or plunging the clogged toilet that some fat pansy clogged.


Man... what a self-perpetuating job!

Go out on a Saturday, wreck a bathroom, ....Momday morning, you get to clean it up. With the money earned, you have enough to go back out, spray pant another bathroom, and the cycle renews itself over and over.



Do you copy down the phone numbers before sand blasting them off?

BillC
05-08-2003, 06:22 PM
OK- The sparring session for me is over for today

Thanks for the speedbag work, blinky!


Best of luck Monday!:up:

Typ0
05-08-2003, 06:22 PM
Who needs phone numbers?

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore


Oh no, not the mommy insults, anything but that. Kids are still stuck on the mommy jokes over there in Florida huh?

That's sad.

California's not all that great, but at least we've established a code of honor, and insult directly, not third parties.

Check out below one of your posts from earlier Laughing Boy...ho, ho, ho..Burgerking and Mommy jokes all wrapped into one...nice code of honor:doh: ...:dink::church:


Originally posted by ublinkwescore
At least the local Burger King isn't always calling the cops on his mom.

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 06:37 PM
That mommy thing was initiated by D in a thread that was closed a month ago wise guy.

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by BillC



Do you copy down the phone numbers before sand blasting them off?

He gets enough jollies from the voyeur cams he's installed all over the girls showerrooms.

What ever you do Typo, don't try selling that crap on the internet - unless it's to Bill C - otherwise, you will get popped my friend.

Valerie
05-08-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Ebenezer Little did I know I was competing against an entire office.
What can I say? I'm not that mean and ruthless. I needed help. I don't just attack people for no reason. And I especially don't attack people who I have no problem with.


Originally posted by Patrick76777 Not to mention the fact that all her boyfriends voted for her regardless of who preformed better.
I don't have any boyfriends!:rolleyes: You beat me, Patrick. What are you bitching about?


Originally posted by Patrick76777 People hated me after I beat up on her.
I hated you after the insult contest. Who cares what everyone else thought of you. You didn't rip them apart, you ripped me apart. How I ever forgave you and then joined forces with you in the Survivor game is beyond me.

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 06:47 PM
Wanna join me Jaded - maybe that will get the biased rainbowchasing, rodent killing churchfans to ... oh wait, beautiful ladies will obviously have no effect on them - nevermind.

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore
That mommy thing was initiated by D in a thread that was closed a month ago wise guy.

Yeah right...prove it!! BAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!:nana::church:

mchurchfie
05-08-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore
Wanna join me Jaded - maybe that will get the biased rainbowchasing, rodent killing churchfans to ... oh wait, beautiful ladies will obviously have no effect on them - nevermind.

Forget it Uboink...Me and Jaded go way back:nana::church:

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 06:54 PM
Ask NBF.

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 06:54 PM
Only 4 spots left in the tourney.

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 06:57 PM
So who am I gonna go up against LOG?

Start me off with a canadian PLEASE - NBF if he joins.

Valerie
05-08-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore Wanna join me Jaded - maybe that will get the biased rainbowchasing, rodent killing churchfans to ... oh wait, beautiful ladies will obviously have no effect on them - nevermind.
Thanks for the offer, UBlink, but I don't think so. The last guy I was in bed with (Patrick) screwed me. So, I think I'm gonna remain on the sidelines and completely neutral.

I wish all the contestants good luck!!! :)

ublinkwescore
05-08-2003, 07:01 PM
Count me in LOG.

Typ0
05-08-2003, 07:57 PM
The last guy I was in bed with (Patrick) screwed me.

Isn't that what were supposed to do in bed with you?

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore
Count me in LOG.

OK!

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 08:17 PM
Impressive group so far! Only 3 spots left.

honey
05-08-2003, 09:35 PM
If you really need someone...uh, no - :gag: I can't do it....

lordofgun
05-08-2003, 10:31 PM
That's ok, you'd be easy. :D

Typ0
05-08-2003, 10:34 PM
I'd hate to catch her on a bad day.

mybills
05-08-2003, 10:44 PM
Oh come on, honey! You gotta join. We'll (pfff) and kill these guys! :snicker:

BillsMan80
05-09-2003, 12:11 AM
LOG, is it filled up already? If not, count me in.

lordofgun
05-09-2003, 12:13 AM
You're in, bud!

lordofgun
05-09-2003, 12:15 AM
Only 2 spots left!

Earthquake Enyart
05-09-2003, 06:25 AM
Count me in.

:ontome:

ublinkwescore
05-09-2003, 06:54 AM
EE would be quite intriguing to go up against too, but I want a Canadian for an h'ourdourve (sp?)

05-09-2003, 06:59 AM
Enough with the sexual fantasies, kid.

ublinkwescore
05-09-2003, 07:09 AM
Don't flatter yourself cupcake.

Your 'close buddy' is getting lonely - and you know who I'm talking about.

Patrick76777
05-09-2003, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7



I hated you after the insult contest. Who cares what everyone else thought of you. You didn't rip them apart, you ripped me apart. How I ever forgave you and then joined forces with you in the Survivor game is beyond me.


It was my boyish charm and good looks.

Valerie
05-09-2003, 07:49 AM
That and you wear a nice cologne! :)

BTW, you dink, I figured out what my title means. I'm that annoying girl in the Coors Beer commercial. The one the guy's friend gets "stuck with." Is that really what you think of me? Someone to be stuck with?

Patrick76777
05-09-2003, 07:54 AM
Me! naw not at all. HEE HEE

Valerie
05-09-2003, 07:59 AM
Don't worry, honey, you'll never be stuck alone with me. I promise! :D

Patrick76777
05-09-2003, 08:04 AM
Aww now come on hun, you know I was just playin

Patrick76777
05-09-2003, 08:04 AM
I'm going to want Odds for this thing. Who want's to set them up?

lordofgun
05-09-2003, 08:42 AM
One spot left! This is gonna be CLASSIC. :D

Gunzlingr
05-09-2003, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
That and you wear a nice cologne! :)

BTW, you dink, I figured out what my title means. I'm that annoying girl in the Coors Beer commercial. The one the guy's friend gets "stuck with." Is that really what you think of me? Someone to be stuck with?

I love that commercial....Wingman!

lordofgun
05-09-2003, 10:39 AM
One spot left. Anyone??

I want to get the brackets out today. :D

Earthquake Enyart
05-09-2003, 10:41 AM
:nerd2:

BillsNYC
05-09-2003, 11:14 AM
how much time does it take?

lordofgun
05-09-2003, 12:09 PM
Not much...just pop on and insult when it's your turn. Pretty simple!

BillsNYC
05-09-2003, 12:26 PM
i can't...i have an afternoon mtg downtown monday so i will be out of the office....

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2003, 12:31 PM
I would do it but I can't guarentee me being able to post early on Monday. What time does it start?

lordofgun
05-09-2003, 12:55 PM
Basically, you'll have a few days to finish your bout. You don't have to be on at any specific time.

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2003, 12:59 PM
I will do it! you jerk

ublinkwescore
05-09-2003, 01:02 PM
Way to go Thurm.

Who here can post pics fairly easily?

I don't want to be outgunned by church and his pitiful lisp havin' crew simply because I have trouble posting pics.

Ebenezer
05-09-2003, 01:18 PM
no shelby, no clump, no J7???? what kind of contest will this be??

ublinkwescore
05-09-2003, 01:21 PM
If I can't get matched up against a Canadian, Shelby will do just fine for the first round primer - if she ever joins.

northernbillfan
05-09-2003, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Ebenezer
no shelby, no clump, no J7???? what kind of contest will this be??

You forgot NBF!

I made it to the final four last year.

Ublink, I'd love to go head to head with you, and mop you all over the internet, but I have bigger things on my plate right now.

Shelby would beat you hands down...she was a very tough competitor last year.

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2003, 01:38 PM
Can we swear?

Valerie
05-09-2003, 01:39 PM
Poor Northern.:pet: He seems to be forgotten. I still remember you. :)

Eb, I don't think my office has it in them this year. lol

THATHURMANATOR
05-09-2003, 01:41 PM
Poor baby

05-09-2003, 01:42 PM
Blinker, BM80 tried the anti-Canadian angle last year.

It bombed, FYI

mchurchfie
05-09-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
I will do it! you jerk

Way to go Thurm...good luck!!! Represent ma brotha:up::church:

mchurchfie
05-09-2003, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by northernbillfan


You forgot NBF!

I made it to the final four last year.

Ublink, I'd love to go head to head with you, and mop you all over the internet, but I have bigger things on my plate right now.

Shelby would beat you hands down...she was a very tough competitor last year.

Our match was one of my favorites last year Northy...you were a very worthy and fun opponent:up::church:

Patrick76777
05-09-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by northernbillfan




Shelby would beat you hands down...she was a very tough competitor last year.


SHELBY. HA. I made quick work of her. She was the only one in the tourny to lose twice.

05-09-2003, 02:18 PM
It was like pullin' teeth

mchurchfie
05-09-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by ublinkwescore
If I can't get matched up against a Canadian, Shelby will do just fine for the first round primer - if she ever joins.

:lol: Uboink, she would :angry:ing have you in :angry:ing tears before you got halfway through the :angry:ing round:D:nana::church:

Gunzlingr
05-09-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
Poor Northern.:pet: He seems to be forgotten. I still remember you. :)



I remember you too, I remember you being the first 1 kicked off of survivor island! Bwhahahahahaha

shelby
05-09-2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by –
It was like pullin' teeth

:spit:
i loved it when :nbf: called me a syphyllis infested snot bubble!

:snicker:

Good luck y'all:D

Michael82
05-09-2003, 04:12 PM
WTF! I wasn't even asked to join. I really wanted to try it this year, ya :angry:ing slackers! :D

And why the :angry: is the former champion not in this? What a :angry:ing loser! Churchie is too busy with his right hand that he can't do an insult tourny this year, I guess. :rolleyes:

ublinkwescore
05-09-2003, 04:16 PM
Shelby, do you think you'd take me out in this?

shelby
05-09-2003, 04:20 PM
i doubt it, ublink.....last year i was out of good material after i called a dolphins fan a waste of skin.

lordofgun
05-09-2003, 04:21 PM
That was my favorite.

shelby
05-09-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
That was my favorite.

:snicker: mine too.
:badangel:

Ebenezer
05-09-2003, 04:46 PM
that was hilarious.

mybills
05-09-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Mike32282
WTF! I wasn't even asked to join. I really wanted to try it this year, ya :angry:ing slackers! :D

And why the :angry: is the former champion not in this? What a :angry:ing loser! Churchie is too busy with his right hand that he can't do an insult tourny this year, I guess. :rolleyes:

:scratch: There's too many Mikey's on this board...who's the one who got banned??


Hey :evil: I wish I'd seen the contest last year...well, I saw it, but I never opened it, 'cause I had that virgin thing goin' on back then. ;)

Dozerdog
05-09-2003, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Mike32282
WTF! I wasn't even asked to join. I really wanted to try it this year, ya :angry:ing slackers! :D

And why the :angry: is the former champion not in this? What a :angry:ing loser! Churchie is too busy with his right hand that he can't do an insult tourny this year, I guess. :rolleyes:

1) This thread has been up for over a day now. You just found it?
You couldn't find a chick at a N.O.W. rally.


2) Arent you the guy who threatened to quit before it was all over? Dazydog had you peeing in your pants


3) If we had to listen to the Barney theme song on a loop one more time I think I'd put a gun in my mouth blow my brains out


4) You're feelings get hurt to easily. MyBills would send you back home in a pine box.

mybills
05-09-2003, 09:52 PM
thanks dozer, I think..:scratch:

:boozer:

Michael82
05-11-2003, 09:46 AM
hey Dozer....... I should dig that up just for you. :evil:

Ya :angry:ing pansy! :D

Mr Angry
05-11-2003, 06:10 PM
:madfire:

Buncha friggen girls hittin' each other with their purses. Why am I not surprised? Grinds my friggen beans when a bunch of replacement players are trying to take up space reserved for professionals. :grind:

BillsMan80
05-11-2003, 06:22 PM
Mike, for starters, what type of punch would a fricken Wegman's worker pack? Not something that would worry me.

Secondly, it would be unfair due to the sympathy votes you would receive because your face still looks like the little 10 year old down the street who missed the ice cream truck from not getting Drew's autograph.